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Definitions by Hym Iam

Man... I hate this...
Iam "Man... This is miserable... I can't even think right now. I don't even know what to write. I started writing this and now I've just been staring at the screen for an hour. I have this kind of vague conceptualization of 'other people's lives' that I wanted to write about but I don't know where I'm going with it... Thinking about it is horrifying. 'Other people's lives?' It's just bizarre! To even try and imagine what other people's lives are like is terrifying.................................................
Sorry, had to run and get something to drink *glug glug glug glug* Tssaah! Hoo... I was parched. I'm mad dehydrated right now. Where was I? 🤔 Oh, 'other people's lives.' Yeah, it's just weird and sad to think about. Everybody running around doing shit all the time... *Sigh* See? I told you I didn't know where I was going with this... I'm looking at this girl now (watching a video) and she's doing stuff (in the past) and the more I think about it the weirder it gets... She's just over there... All the time... Doing stuff... Gradations of good and bad things have undoubtedly happened to her... She probably knows some things... But there she is... Just there... She's there now... Probably laying in bed... It's still pretty early... Maybe she just got up... Or maybe she's in the shower... That's hot. That a hot thought... Er, shit, you know what I'm saying though. It's just weird. It's much easier to be solipsistic... Man... it's already been 3 hours? Damn..."
Man by Hym Iam June 5, 2022
The driving force behind something. The force that makes something happen.
Hym " Someone else

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You ----------> Me
Behold! The Triangle of Conceptual Impetus. I act upon someone else. You use the act as the impetus to act upon me. To you, I'm 'someone else.' does you acting upon someone else (Me) give me the right to use that act as the impetus to, then, act on someone else? If no, how are you justified in using my action as the impetus to act upon me? If yes, how am I not justified in using your act as the impetus to act on someone else? And what is the initial impetus that cause me to act in the first place? Just a few things to consider..."
Impetus by Hym Iam June 4, 2022

Victimizing

In retrospect, I do feel kind of bad victimizing people with my own pathology... Hmm...
Hym "How bad should I feel about this?"

Iam "I don't know... I feel bad about victimizing people with my own pathology sometimes."

Hym "I don't feel anything until someone opens their mouth crooked. The I feel good about it. It's all the justification I need."

Iam "I was supposed to be dead by now..."

Hym "So were those other pieces of shit. If I could find the person responsible..."
Victimizing by Hym Iam June 4, 2022
If I ripped one of your songs and made a website to distribute it would you sue me? Run the ops?
Hym "This is essentially human piracy. Should the people who view piracy be criminalized? No. Should the sites be taken down? Yes. And they are. Regularly. Should the people making the sites be criminalized? Probably. If I did it to you, would you weaponize the legal system against me? Would you sue me? Would DaBaby shoot me in a Walmart? Do I not have the right to bare the fruits my own expression? Which is what makes the joke funny (by the way). The victim of human piracy got plagiarized over piracy. And yes. Not being relegated to a life of black mirror esque second class citizenship is worth more than MY life. What's worth more than a life? Which begs the question: (and to preface it) I have been show over the course of the last couple of weeks how many things I have been right about; was I right about you doing it to the other guy? How many others? Am I the first?"
Sue by Hym Iam June 4, 2022

Good point 

The opposite would beeeee.... Bad... What is the opposite of point? Nub? Like a pointed end and a nub end? Thesaurus says "whole" "personality" and "lot" for antonyms.... None of those seem right.
Iam "Good point about the compartmentalization though... That actually makes a lot of sense... Hmm... I can see how that might apply to me...."

Hym "I hate everyone.... And everything.... Why can some scientist mess with forces they don't understand and unleash some horror on the world. Like giant bugs. Shadow monsters..."

Iam "Sentient plants?"

Hym "Yes! Giant sentient sunflowers that drink blood and paralyze people with power."

Iam "Heh that's also a good idea I guess..."
Good point by Hym Iam June 4, 2022

Assuming 

Like... A lot of people are doing the shit you're doing my guy. I also insert responses to multiple people at the same time. You have a tendency to undermine the shear volume of input I receive on a daily basis.
Hym "Really, guy you're adding people daily. And every response is something I've heard someone say! I'm actively talking on every position that is thrown at me. Words out of somebody's mouth. Heard by me. Said to me. Insinuating that I'm just making up positions that nobody holds is insulting. Why is that something you're assuming?"
Assuming by Hym Iam June 4, 2022
Ugh 😩 Jesus Christ... 😖+🤦+🤏 I'm not getting the results because you're withholding the results from me in exchange for good behavior. So, I spend the rest of my life as a lobotomized zombie. Waiting for the day that never comes. You get to pat yourself on the back because your thing 'worked.' No. My thing worked. This worked. It's like I won a game and at the scoreboard screen I got hit with a prompt to answer a million question survey to receive me elo. No. Give me my shit. The game is over. I win. There's nothing more to talk about.
Hym "Holy shit! This is infuriating! You act like I swiped the condom off your dick as you were about to bang your girlfriend. I accepted what you (in aggregate) said as intuitively appealing axioms and applied it to my thing. Congratulations! You made a convincing argument and I watched it. You've convinced someone to accept your thought as axiomatic truth. Was that not the intent of you saying it!? 'BuT iT's My TrUtH!' Is it? Is it though? Maybe YOU accepting everything I write as 'what I (and not Hym Iam but ME) believe' is what is inappropriate about the situation. You ever considered that!? You want to talk about results? You quoted something I said (in person) to 2 people I don't associate with. That's the result I wanted. I said words to a stranger and a guy on YouTube repeated them back to me, intentionally and DELIBERATELY. Because he knew I had said them, he knows who I am, AND that I would be watching. And you're making it about 'finding love' and psychology 😖+🤦+🤏 Jesus man you guys actively being the problem and then saying your not the problem is the most bizarre thing I've ever seen. It's surreal! It's like you're fucking my wife while looking me dead in the eyes and telling me 'Nah bro it's fine for me to do this.' WOW! The bottom of the river is looking pretty good right now. It never ends with you."
Results by Hym Iam June 4, 2022