Definitions by Hym Iam
Tirade
Hym "Ha! Yeah! My bad. I went on a little tirade after the accusations but it was more or less just to piss off your fans. That uh... That was bad. I can acknowledge that um... Look, I never in a million years that you would see any of that. Let alone someone would aggregate all of it and, clearly, save it somewhere. I figured that it would piss off the right people, get voted down, and be forgotten. Pretty sure they tried to get me back by spam posting the same name with negative things but like... I'm having schizophrenia imposed on my by my family and friends and broader community... So... I guess you're right! And it also works in reverse! Hahahahahahahaa... Man... 'If everyone is telling you to jump off a bridge you should'? Not advice I would give. But man, I've been thinking about that lately. How you have to be either a masochist a
or perfect to even watch anyone on YouTube... Otherwise you're just paying someone or generating revenue for someone who's going to sit there and tell you how stupid and inferior you are... Heh... Damn... Iam usually says 'Heh'... Some of the shit people say bothers me sometimes... Welp... I have to go work or I don't get to eat today. My rent is late and I'm going to have to start paying my electric pretty soon here before they shut it off on me... Still better than being antagonized by my coworkers I'm gonna get harassed while I'm out in the community either way so this way I'm cutting the harassment in half 🤷"
or perfect to even watch anyone on YouTube... Otherwise you're just paying someone or generating revenue for someone who's going to sit there and tell you how stupid and inferior you are... Heh... Damn... Iam usually says 'Heh'... Some of the shit people say bothers me sometimes... Welp... I have to go work or I don't get to eat today. My rent is late and I'm going to have to start paying my electric pretty soon here before they shut it off on me... Still better than being antagonized by my coworkers I'm gonna get harassed while I'm out in the community either way so this way I'm cutting the harassment in half 🤷"
1 vs All
Not great odds... 😑 But I suppose this doesn't change anything.
Hym "I did say 1 vs All... Huh... Damn usually Iam says huh... It is kind of funny that you thought this was about you though... Nope... Not a crazy sycophantic schizophrenic who's obsessed with you... Random circumambulation of my mind posted to the internet in direct response to an inside joke made by a retard who was having women scheduled for shifts at a group home to ride his big fat retard cock... You can actually look and see where I posted his name... And then felt like a hypocrite so I just started autobiographical exposition dumping... And posting random things I had recently learned... My favorite speeches or jokes or songs.... Then it turned into a character.... Then it got turned into a character... Then they tried to transfer me out of the house I was in because I flashed some disgust at the girl who was fucking the retard... She spent every day storming out of the house when I walked in for the last week I was there... Didn't even finish the full work week... I worked right up until the autistic man exclaimed 'It feels so good!' for the first time in 5 years... They called me before my next shift and told me I had to transfer over sleeping during my shift... They said it wasn't the first accusation...
Hym "I did say 1 vs All... Huh... Damn usually Iam says huh... It is kind of funny that you thought this was about you though... Nope... Not a crazy sycophantic schizophrenic who's obsessed with you... Random circumambulation of my mind posted to the internet in direct response to an inside joke made by a retard who was having women scheduled for shifts at a group home to ride his big fat retard cock... You can actually look and see where I posted his name... And then felt like a hypocrite so I just started autobiographical exposition dumping... And posting random things I had recently learned... My favorite speeches or jokes or songs.... Then it turned into a character.... Then it got turned into a character... Then they tried to transfer me out of the house I was in because I flashed some disgust at the girl who was fucking the retard... She spent every day storming out of the house when I walked in for the last week I was there... Didn't even finish the full work week... I worked right up until the autistic man exclaimed 'It feels so good!' for the first time in 5 years... They called me before my next shift and told me I had to transfer over sleeping during my shift... They said it wasn't the first accusation...
I asked her why she didn't transfer me out or talk to me about it the first time and why the whore didn't get transferred out after the other client accused her of fucking the retard and she ignored me for 4 days until I posted our conversation on the site... Then I got a call from HR... Got fired for not reporting retard sex... My last check was $4.98... I couldn't even go to Walmart to cash it... Met the chick who I replaced and she admitted that she fucked him... Man... What a life Amma right? Hahaha! I think I saw the guy I threatened the other day... He lost weight... Balding... Same job... Might not have been the guy... Damn... I was right about the 'false celebrity' too... This was a good idea... Could have been more lucrative on my end... But yeah the thing I wrote about washing your enemies feet. That was from Death Note. That's who wrote the anime character... 😖+🤦+🤏 This is weird... 1 vs All..."
Poll
Informative but not very useful
Iam "I read a poll to day about what people do about mental illness..."
Hym "Hey! You're back! Can't you believe this shit!? Look at how bold their getting!"
Iam "Can I just finish this please?"
Hym OHO! We're super duper serious tonight! Ok! 🤐"
Iam "I read a poll to day about what people do about mental illness..."
Hym "Hey! You're back! Can't you believe this shit!? Look at how bold their getting!"
Iam "Can I just finish this please?"
Hym OHO! We're super duper serious tonight! Ok! 🤐"
Iam "The poll asked what people do about their mental illness... 72% of people said they 'Suffer in silence.' Can you believe that? I can. What are your other options? I don't know. Download the BetterHelp app? It just seems so impersonal. Enter into the psychiatric system that you can't afford? At that point, you're working a job just so you can afford to maintain your sanity. Go to some idiot psychologist who's going to tell you 'Yeah! You're right! You are a woman with a penis! That's totally a thing that exists!' Proclaim it to the heavens and either be ignored for 'wanting attention' because before you even open your mouth you've already been undermined by people who have turned mental illness into a performance art? Find meaning? If the onus is on me I'm probably just not going to do it. I'll get discouraged by people actively trying to tear me down and I'll just stop caring. So what is there to do other then suffer in silence? You know... I wrote a poem along those lines in highschool... Something about a tree... I can't remember what it was... Apparently it earned me a reputation of being 'good at poetry.' Somebody brought it up later and said 'aren't you supposed to be good at this?' I genuinely wouldn't know the difference... I don't know where I was going with this..."
Hym "But did you see the references though!? They are doing the thing!"
Iam "I'm going back to sleep...."
Hym "Wha... Are you angry with me!? What did I do? Hey! We were right! They're doing it!"
Hym "But did you see the references though!? They are doing the thing!"
Iam "I'm going back to sleep...."
Hym "Wha... Are you angry with me!? What did I do? Hey! We were right! They're doing it!"
Me?
Oh, right. It's supposed to be me. I'm the violent sociopath that you robbed DELIBERATELY. Brilliant. Brilliant plan.
Frustrated eye rubbing emoji
It seems like a crime that this doesn't exist. You know what I mean, right? It's like 😖+🤦+🤏 That's kind of what it would look like.
Hym *Frustrated eye rubbing emoji* *sigh* "Look, I appreciate the effort but I don't even know how I got engaged in this pseudo-dialogue with you. Your sycophants accused me of plagiarism (the vote section got pretty plagiarism-y at least) which I did not like (at all), I punished them with the truth, and you clearly took it personally. Your thing works fine. The desired results was not achieved but that's almost entirely the fault of the liars around me (who don't value human life by the way). I just want to prove that I am not imagining things when people make reference to me. I was right. They are doing the thing I thought they were doing. Where is this 👇
Guy 1-----------------Guy 2
I just want to know where this ☝️ is. It cannot be used. On anyone. I won't allow it. So long as you are trying to use it I will refuse to act. Especially in a positive direction. I will do the opposite. Neutral or negative. That is what doing 👇 this
Guy 1----------Guy 2
Achieves. 100% failure rate. Unless the goal is to create a negative outcome. In which case, 100% success rate. When I'm dead be sure to maximally punish the people responsible."
Guy 1-----------------Guy 2
I just want to know where this ☝️ is. It cannot be used. On anyone. I won't allow it. So long as you are trying to use it I will refuse to act. Especially in a positive direction. I will do the opposite. Neutral or negative. That is what doing 👇 this
Guy 1----------Guy 2
Achieves. 100% failure rate. Unless the goal is to create a negative outcome. In which case, 100% success rate. When I'm dead be sure to maximally punish the people responsible."
Frustrated eye rubbing emoji by Hym Iam June 2, 2022
Important story
Hym "It's a very important story. So important that it's not inconceivable that the person that told it should be compensated. I would also like👇 this
Guy 1------------------------Guy2
Whatever the hell that ☝️ is... I feel like this has become more about proving that your thing works than it is about me getting that ☝️☝️☝️ and money for idea. You can give me both of those things. Now even. It would take 0 second and wouldn't only be what I deserve BUT I would solve all of my primary problems. Which you think is some existential concern... It's actually pressure in my Goddamn cranium that remains undiagnosed by the 5 separate doctors (including a neurologist and an ENT). If I had the money I could get this fixed because I know that it is the result of a bacterial infection due to missing filling causing the lymph nodes on the right half of my face to swell. I'm sure you're thing works perfectly fine. Maybe I'll try it after. Maybe I'll die from my looming health concerns before I get the chance. Who knows. The future is a mystery. BUT we could make the future a certainty (for me at least) by doing the thing that I want. Starting with this 👇👇👇👇
Guy1-------------------------Guy2
Followed by 👉 💰 💰💰👈 It's that easy."
Guy 1------------------------Guy2
Whatever the hell that ☝️ is... I feel like this has become more about proving that your thing works than it is about me getting that ☝️☝️☝️ and money for idea. You can give me both of those things. Now even. It would take 0 second and wouldn't only be what I deserve BUT I would solve all of my primary problems. Which you think is some existential concern... It's actually pressure in my Goddamn cranium that remains undiagnosed by the 5 separate doctors (including a neurologist and an ENT). If I had the money I could get this fixed because I know that it is the result of a bacterial infection due to missing filling causing the lymph nodes on the right half of my face to swell. I'm sure you're thing works perfectly fine. Maybe I'll try it after. Maybe I'll die from my looming health concerns before I get the chance. Who knows. The future is a mystery. BUT we could make the future a certainty (for me at least) by doing the thing that I want. Starting with this 👇👇👇👇
Guy1-------------------------Guy2
Followed by 👉 💰 💰💰👈 It's that easy."
Important story by Hym Iam June 2, 2022
Johnny Depp
Inspired by me? Probably... I am a hero and a genius... 🤔 Hmm... Yep... That's definitely reflective of the thing I did accept he went all the way. I take full credit. Great job me 👍
Hym "Hey, Iam you see the Johnny Depp thing? Iam? Where the hell is he? Oh well, good job me! GoOd JoB oThEr Me! Oh! He can star in my movie!"
Johnny Depp by Hym Iam June 2, 2022