Definitions by Hym Iam
A living
Hym "Well... Time to go make not enough money... Because the inflation that everyone else voted for direct effects how much money I make and how much money it takes for me to make money. So... Yeah... Trying to make a living has been made incredibly difficult for me right now and this is entirely everyone else's fault. So, you know, thanks for that shit heads."
Annoying
Hym "Yeah, it's incredibly annoying. But âī¸ it's nothing eating somebody's brains doesn't solve."
Outcome
Hym "Oh, and to answer your other question, it depends to what degree the outcome is determined by biology."
Iam "You had that primed, you had that primed for a while now. Why did you wait so long?"
Hym "Because it's a stupid question. If you dispense with the unconscious choice there is nothing left but conscious choice. But you acknowledge that there is unconscious choice. So, here is the example: the conscious choice is a 20 year old woman sleeping with a 60 year old man because (and explicitly because) he's loaded. That is a conscious articulated choice. Vaguely coincides with evolutionary biology in the context of hypergamy but the act of golddigging is an act of consciousness rather than a choice solely based on evolutionary biology. Correct? Forgoing some of the elements of hypergamy and making pragmatic choice to maximize monetary gain. Also, does the choice factor in the consciousness of the person being chosen? And to what degree? Does my consciousness matter more than my sexual marketplace value in the context of evolutionary biology and hypergamy? No. I'll answer that one for you. The answer is 'No. It doesn't.' "
Iam "You had that primed, you had that primed for a while now. Why did you wait so long?"
Hym "Because it's a stupid question. If you dispense with the unconscious choice there is nothing left but conscious choice. But you acknowledge that there is unconscious choice. So, here is the example: the conscious choice is a 20 year old woman sleeping with a 60 year old man because (and explicitly because) he's loaded. That is a conscious articulated choice. Vaguely coincides with evolutionary biology in the context of hypergamy but the act of golddigging is an act of consciousness rather than a choice solely based on evolutionary biology. Correct? Forgoing some of the elements of hypergamy and making pragmatic choice to maximize monetary gain. Also, does the choice factor in the consciousness of the person being chosen? And to what degree? Does my consciousness matter more than my sexual marketplace value in the context of evolutionary biology and hypergamy? No. I'll answer that one for you. The answer is 'No. It doesn't.' "
And God wept with me
As I was driving along the highway one day and I recalled something profound. As tears began to fill my eyes, it began to rain. As I started to sob, hail began to fall.
And God wept with me by Hym Iam June 5, 2022
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!?
Some bitch "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!?"
Hym "Did... Did you not read the things I wrote? That. That's what I was thinking. I wrote the things that I thought. It's not that difficult to understand..."
Some bitch "Why!?"
Hym "Look. A large portion of the site is sexual in nature. No talking about my context. The other idiots. No one follows the rules. The site was clearly 18+ even before I started getting into it. It's an entirely unregulated platform. There were are people writing literal erotic 3 times a night. Literal play-by-plays of people getting nailed. Likely by retards."
Dumb can't "What about the children!?"
Hym "Fuck them kids. That is a YOU problem. I can sit here and complain about my life and YOUR response to ME is 'that's YOUR problem.' Well, ok. Uno reverse card. Not my problem."
Iam "... Ahhh... We're sorry. We weren't even think about that..."
Hym "I'm not sorry for shit. You can eat shit."
Iam "Don't... Just... Yeah, we're probably the worst of it but there is already a lot of inappropriate stuff on the site."
Hym "Exactly! Writing on UD is like taking a shit in a porta potty. If you expect it to be more hygienic then a regular bathroom then you're an idiot and it was already full of shit when I walked in."
Hym "Did... Did you not read the things I wrote? That. That's what I was thinking. I wrote the things that I thought. It's not that difficult to understand..."
Some bitch "Why!?"
Hym "Look. A large portion of the site is sexual in nature. No talking about my context. The other idiots. No one follows the rules. The site was clearly 18+ even before I started getting into it. It's an entirely unregulated platform. There were are people writing literal erotic 3 times a night. Literal play-by-plays of people getting nailed. Likely by retards."
Dumb can't "What about the children!?"
Hym "Fuck them kids. That is a YOU problem. I can sit here and complain about my life and YOUR response to ME is 'that's YOUR problem.' Well, ok. Uno reverse card. Not my problem."
Iam "... Ahhh... We're sorry. We weren't even think about that..."
Hym "I'm not sorry for shit. You can eat shit."
Iam "Don't... Just... Yeah, we're probably the worst of it but there is already a lot of inappropriate stuff on the site."
Hym "Exactly! Writing on UD is like taking a shit in a porta potty. If you expect it to be more hygienic then a regular bathroom then you're an idiot and it was already full of shit when I walked in."
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!? by Hym Iam June 5, 2022
So... No?
Hym "So... No? Damn... Well now I'm actually sad...âšī¸"
Iam "What's got you down chum?"
Hym "Nothing is ever the way I want it to be... âšī¸"
Iam ".... Wait... You don't mean... Aw come on! That's so vulgar! You're so embarrassing sometimes! God!"
Hym "I'm sad enough as it is! You don't have to salt the wound!"
Iam "The wound is you being a pervert!"
Hym âšī¸đđđĨē
Iam "What's got you down chum?"
Hym "Nothing is ever the way I want it to be... âšī¸"
Iam ".... Wait... You don't mean... Aw come on! That's so vulgar! You're so embarrassing sometimes! God!"
Hym "I'm sad enough as it is! You don't have to salt the wound!"
Iam "The wound is you being a pervert!"
Hym âšī¸đđđĨē
Man
Man... I hate this...
Iam "Man... This is miserable... I can't even think right now. I don't even know what to write. I started writing this and now I've just been staring at the screen for an hour. I have this kind of vague conceptualization of 'other people's lives' that I wanted to write about but I don't know where I'm going with it... Thinking about it is horrifying. 'Other people's lives?' It's just bizarre! To even try and imagine what other people's lives are like is terrifying.................................................
Sorry, had to run and get something to drink *glug glug glug glug* Tssaah! Hoo... I was parched. I'm mad dehydrated right now. Where was I? đ¤ Oh, 'other people's lives.' Yeah, it's just weird and sad to think about. Everybody running around doing shit all the time... *Sigh* See? I told you I didn't know where I was going with this... I'm looking at this girl now (watching a video) and she's doing stuff (in the past) and the more I think about it the weirder it gets... She's just over there... All the time... Doing stuff... Gradations of good and bad things have undoubtedly happened to her... She probably knows some things... But there she is... Just there... She's there now... Probably laying in bed... It's still pretty early... Maybe she just got up... Or maybe she's in the shower... That's hot. That a hot thought... Er, shit, you know what I'm saying though. It's just weird. It's much easier to be solipsistic... Man... it's already been 3 hours? Damn..."
Sorry, had to run and get something to drink *glug glug glug glug* Tssaah! Hoo... I was parched. I'm mad dehydrated right now. Where was I? đ¤ Oh, 'other people's lives.' Yeah, it's just weird and sad to think about. Everybody running around doing shit all the time... *Sigh* See? I told you I didn't know where I was going with this... I'm looking at this girl now (watching a video) and she's doing stuff (in the past) and the more I think about it the weirder it gets... She's just over there... All the time... Doing stuff... Gradations of good and bad things have undoubtedly happened to her... She probably knows some things... But there she is... Just there... She's there now... Probably laying in bed... It's still pretty early... Maybe she just got up... Or maybe she's in the shower... That's hot. That a hot thought... Er, shit, you know what I'm saying though. It's just weird. It's much easier to be solipsistic... Man... it's already been 3 hours? Damn..."