Definitions by Hym Iam
Suggestion
Hym "Don't you just hate that? When someone gives you a 'suggestion' like 'why don't you get a better job?' OH REALLY!? I never would have thought of that! You must be some kind of mainstream intellectual! Well, apparently I CAN'T get a better job because I'm (somehow) too stupid to even THINK of getting a better job! No, but that's a really good idea though. I wish my dumb brain wasn't so fucking stupid so I could think of good ideas like you; you dumb motherfucker. Holy shit! The nerve of these fucking people! Jesus! Maybe it isn't 'Liars Hell.' Maybe it's genius hell. My fate is to be surrounded by idiots for all of eternity."
Suggestion by Hym Iam June 8, 2022
Drop-down prompt
I don't was to join your shitty newsletter you dumb motherfucker! If I wanted to join I would open the menu manually and sign up for it!
Hym "But no! You had to try and force it on me and now my phone is frozen! I can't read the article anymore and I have to close my app. Which means it's going to refresh my page! Which means I now have to go find your shitty article. Which I'm not going to do."
Iam "Hey, that's vaguely analogous to our situation. People trying to force information on us that we don't want. *Sigh* 😩 Just stop trying to force your drop-down prompt on my please. My phone sucks..."
Iam "Hey, that's vaguely analogous to our situation. People trying to force information on us that we don't want. *Sigh* 😩 Just stop trying to force your drop-down prompt on my please. My phone sucks..."
Drop-down prompt by Hym Iam June 7, 2022
Rough
That... Uh, yeah... That is rough. I don't take pleasure that. 😖+🤦+🤏 I just want out if the cage. Jesus Christ...
Iam "Oh man... 😖+🤦+🤏"
Hym "You have to know (by now) what I'm going to say right?"
Iam "Holy shit man. That is rough. I hope that's not us."
Hym "No. It isn't us. Why are you so desperate to do this to us? Huh? Is it better than just letting me out and leaving me alone? Giving me my fair share and going on with your life? No. Because me losing is all that matters. You don't want to have to give up your invisible weapon. 'We reserve our right to wield this against you until the day you die' Well, how's that working for you?"
Iam *sigh* "Why? I just don't understand... You have to see how messed up that is, don't you?"
Hym "There is no 'why.' They're just doing it to do it at this point. You don't have the right. Just give it up."
Hym "You have to know (by now) what I'm going to say right?"
Iam "Holy shit man. That is rough. I hope that's not us."
Hym "No. It isn't us. Why are you so desperate to do this to us? Huh? Is it better than just letting me out and leaving me alone? Giving me my fair share and going on with your life? No. Because me losing is all that matters. You don't want to have to give up your invisible weapon. 'We reserve our right to wield this against you until the day you die' Well, how's that working for you?"
Iam *sigh* "Why? I just don't understand... You have to see how messed up that is, don't you?"
Hym "There is no 'why.' They're just doing it to do it at this point. You don't have the right. Just give it up."
Point
Not the point.
Ultra Reality
Hym "Ok, that's not what I meant by 'hyper reality.' What I meant was the reality you experience as you're actively being stabbed to death or as you're falling off a bridge. My thing is better. We'll call it 'Ultra Reality' or maybe 'Maximum Over-Reality.' "
Ultra Reality by Hym Iam June 7, 2022