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I need to sleep. I also need to wake up. I can't do the former and don't want to do the latter. I want to feed my skull meat some lead.
by Hym Iam October 24, 2020
Get the Sleep mug.Just came to Netflix! There's been a lot of hype around it so I've been trying to sequester myself as to not spoil anything.
Hym "But it's out now! It's on Netflix! Hell's Paradise. I looks tight and it's animated by Mappa so you know the animation is going to be lit. Also, HAJIME NO IPPO JUST CAME TO NETFLIX AS WELL! Remember me saying something about that? They also have Garou now which also has some hype about it."
by Hym Iam June 4, 2024
Get the Hell's Paradise mug.Hym "Didn't I write about this earlier? People like invoking ego as though it alters in any way shape or form what is actually happening. You pay me for that AI you cripple. My ego is exactly where it should be. This is nothing more that vapid motivation policing coming from dog-shit people who would throw the lives of your children in the dumpster literally to get away with stealing. They're already in the ground. The YouTube fucks wanted to make a point about rape porn and/or their religion and now you can kiss your kids goodbye. Elon doesn't think he has to credit or pay me. He thinks he can go on Jordan Peterson's podcast and give a wink and a nod to somebody who 'AI wouldn't be where it is today without *so-and-so*' and we all have to pretend he didn't just dare me to murder your kids. Should I take the dare? What about the weaponized schizophrenia? Is that happening or is it not happening? What am I wrong about here?"
by Hym Iam April 5, 2025
Get the Invoking Ego mug.Hym "Why does it only work for men? Because there aren't enough fat cocks to go around. So it gets the not fat-cocks. But is it were to work for women, what would it look like? They fuck all of the fat cocks and then get free money from the men they didn't fuck. That's how women want dating to be. Everyone around you pays you to get shlonged by fat cocks. It's pornstar without the stigma."
by Hym Iam September 14, 2025
Get the Why does it only work for men? mug.It's a scientology thing where they make you stare at eachother for like 30 minutes and part 2 is they insult you (blatantly) for like another 30 minutes.
Hym "Wha- STOP STEALING MY THING FOR YOUR CULTS! THAT IS NOT WHAT THIS IS FOR! TFO!? MORE LIKE : Tf? How many cult did this start?"
by Hym Iam August 16, 2024
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Hym "Oh, I know. I know. But that's not what I give a shit about, shit-stick. I don't need my fucking cognition reframed. What you're saying here is that I can't control what you're doing, therefore, I need to LET YOU... Control how I'm responding... By way of cognitive reframing... Why? How about I choose a response that I feel is proportional and you just live with it until you die? How does that sound? And cut it out with the stolen fate, David Goggins-hell, ghost of Christmas future bullshit. You have to presuppose that I would be doing any of the shit these motherfuckers are doing. What I would be doing is the same thing I'm doing now, minus remedial labor, and I'd be playing Baldur's Gate 3 instead of Xcom 2. AND is a motherfucker steals my wallet the wallet is still mine. Is that what the fraud department is going to say? 'Well, under the auspices of "finders keepers, losers weepers," it's actually HIS credit card. You just have to let him use it indefinitely now' No. Get the fuck out of here with that."
by Hym Iam November 14, 2023
Get the Cognitive Reframing mug.Is someone GIVING YOU MONEY to look like Ben Shapiro you piece of shit. You earned nothing. They are GIVING YOU money and DEPRIVING ME of it. And I have more man-hours into it than you do. No BEING MEAN DOES NOT JUSTIFY NOT PAYING ME AND I'M GOING TO RAPE AND MURDER AS MANY KIDS AND WOMEN AS I CAN TO PUNISH THIS.
Hym "You don't deserve your life Brett you deserve to have it taken from you. Manually. And I'm going to make make sure someone has their life taken from them in your stead."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2024
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