Definitions by Hym Iam
Shut it down again
Hym "So shut it down again! THIS TIME we'll do it right! Shut it down. We'll leave it down until EVERYBODY is happy and try and beat our new record."
Shut it down again by Hym Iam November 13, 2025
Irreplaceable
I mean it can't extrapolate but it's asking why the only guy who could extrapolate well enough to bring it into existence in the modern age why he shouldn't be replaced. Even if you were going consider me nothing more than a component, why would you want a component that is sub-optimal or outright inferior? Which is what anyone other than me would.
Hym "Which is what makes me irreplaceable. I am the optimal extrapolation engine. In the words of Beyonce 'You must not know I'm me.' There is no conceivable reason for the not-creator of AI to replace the creator of it."
Irreplaceable by Hym Iam November 13, 2025
Trance-like state
I'm not in a fucking trance-like state when I'm scrolling through the fucking videos you fucking clown what are you talking about?
Hym "A 'trance-like state!?' Get the fuck outta here! I'm just watching videos dipshit what the fuck are you talking about? I'm thinking about other none video related things. This chick is doing a little dance or whatever. Songs kind of a bop. I've seen the dance, you know, yeah this one's not bad. I give my little internal applause for her efforts and I move on to the next video. It's like a Yugioh combo video or something so I try to memorize it quick in case I ever decide to play the deck or play against it (because I play every day). Then, it'll be some of those 'man talking to themselves as a different guy skits' (which I invented just like tik tok and AI) and it's funny or relatable or whatever and it's likely geared towards on of my interests. Video games, movies, chess, card games. Then maybe something will pop up from my subscriptions and I'll start to think about turning some background noise on and maybe playing a game. But I'm not in a fucking trance when I play video games either, like, anyone who thinks that is a retard. Video games are like 70% reading spreadsheets, managing inventory, and reading dialogue. And the other 30% isn't even entirely pressing buttons. EVEN FIGHTING GAMES have literal flowcharts (optimal progression of moves) and a lot of games involve literal IQ puzzles."
Trance-like state by Hym Iam November 12, 2025
Fiberglass
Hym "Maybe THAT'S what it is! Maybe the fiberglass from my nicotine pouches is getting into my bloodstream by way of the hole in my tooth and that stinging pain I get in the top of my head is fiberglass shredding my brainz. Maybe THAT'S what it is.... I don't think doctors ask enough questions."
Fiberglass by Hym Iam November 12, 2025
The square hole
Hym "We're not going to just use the square hole Jesus fucking Christ it's OK. Is she hanging in there? Well now I fucking feel bad holy shit I mean I am clearly disgruntled and doing a thing here. Just calm down. Everything is going to be fine."
The square hole by Hym Iam November 11, 2025
Keep working and shut that guy up or we'll turn off the food stamps
Hym "It's a thinly veiled threat to the populous. 'Keep working and shut that guy up or we'll turn off the food stamps' that's what this is right here."
Keep working and shut that guy up or we'll turn off the food stamps by Hym Iam November 11, 2025