Hym Iam's definitions

JeepJorp

It’s that fucking JeepJorp. I’m telling you. Trump was a hapless political bullet sponge. And then JeepJorp comes along with his sophistical charlatanry, parallel rise to power. And now he’s “advising” politicians. Jesus Christ. 🤦 ♂️ You guys are really going to regret you stance on guns.

Hym “Yep... it’s that fucking JeepJorp. Psychopathic rat. I tried to warn you. You see what he’s doing right? That is why this is a problem.”

by Hym Iam December 7, 2022

Sequel

Oh, shit the first look of the sequel is out?

Iam "Aw man... You want to watch it?"

Hym "Bah! No! I don't!"

Iam "Ah come on. It might be good. Oh! Did I do the scene idea yet? Is it too late? Whatever I'll do it anyway. Ok... It's simple but its necessary. I wanted to see the scene where he uses the joke pistol. You know? The one that shoots the flag 🚩 that says bang on it? Yeah, absolutely necessary. So he's about to kill some guy, right? Arthur pulls out the gun, the guy cowers, Arthur pulls the trigger, flag comes out, Arthur apologizes (genuinely), pulls out the real gun, shoots him, laughs hysterically. It would be great!"

Hym "I'm pirating it again... I should be going to the sequel premiere, FOR FREE.... That's what should be happening here.... This could have been way cooler for me..."

by Hym Iam December 12, 2022

Saving America

Oh gosh gollie Jesus! He's saving America!!! Look! Just look and you'll see! He's doing it! He's really doing it!!!!

Hym "Oh God yeah, he's totally saving America! By appointing himself the arbiter of free speech he has saved us all.... OR! Or he is ingratiating himself to conservatives so their politicianswill pass legislation to help hum fend off the class-action lawsuits and unions... You know? Because if hiw he treats his employees.... Yeah.... Probablysaving America though..."

by Hym Iam December 13, 2022

We

We!? There is no we!

Hym "YOU!? Kill the creature!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! Hooo... That's a good one! You still don't get it Jordan. It's the same flaw you have in your reasoning regarding Cain and Abel. If the creature is omniscient, then it knows Cain is going to kill Abel. Before the thought even crosses his mind. THAT is the sin looming outside of Cain's door. Did Abraham make the right sacrifice? No... He didn't. Explicitly. An angel had to come down and subvert God's will. I mean, the fact that you even have to ask the question proves that you've already lost. 'WE' can't do anything. There can't even be a 'WE!' Because you know (and I know) that you would betray me as soon as you had the opportunity to do so. Really? You're going to let me win? Why would I believe that? Are you letting me win now? If you're not going to do it now, you're sure as hell going to not going to do it when everything is on the line. It's already over. The decision has been made. But fret not. You won't even know the difference... Well... You might know the difference in a way so extreme that you can't even imagine. Heheheheheheheheh... Hahahahahahahaha! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"

by Hym Iam December 14, 2022

Losers

I've said it once and I'll say again, I've known so many people who sit around and play video-games all day and still have woman throwing themselvesat them it isn't even anecdotal evidence anymore. It's a statistical reality.

Hym "Yeah... I know I'm a broken record at this point but the losers you're talking about aren't losers with woman because of the behaviors engage in. I've watched a guy put a woman on mute and while she was talking to herself, he was talking to any playing video games with me. Seriously. The amount of men who are successful woman AND do all of the things I do is directly proportionate to the through-line that connects all men who are successful then women. You can sit in the basement of your parents house and be successful with women... If you cock is fat. All other attributes are secondary. But your bread and butter is (literally) indirectly controlling the behavior of men. If you can't sell the idea that if they just stop doing the things they enjoy they'll have the success they desire, you don't have a job anymore. You have a vested interest in both protecting women and maintaining a certain number of unsuccessful men so that you may continue to subsidize your own existence. I don't need to stop playing video games all day... because so-and-so AND so-and-so jr. AND Retard McFatcock the 3rd DON'T need to do that. Doing what I do not a barrier to success. Objectively. Now, not having a meaty trouser pickle IS a barrier to success. And for you to pretend otherwise is an insult."

by Hym Iam December 14, 2022

Hypocrisy

WOMP! WOMP! WOMP! WOMP! You said the word of the day!!!! I had a thing for hypocrisy primed and ready to go! I've been waiting for a good time to use it (be i would like to use some of these in person) but I guess I'll do it now! WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Hym "You want to talk about hypocrisy? I got one for you! Ok! So, for the sake of protecting people's identities, we'll call the first guy 'Tyrone.' Why 'Tyrone?' Because the name is cool and the aesthetic of it pleases me AND it's the black equivalent to a 'Chad' in the redpill community. Tyrone (a black man) was fired from his job at a group home for the disabled for leaving 2 out of the 3 clients unattended for 15-20 minutes while he took the 3rd client to his day program. He was not told that the other 2 clients could not be left alone together and other employees had done the same in the past. On the other hand we have... let's call her 'Kendra (a white girl) the retard fucking whore' was NOT fired for leaving 2 out of 3 of the clients unattended while she rode the big ole' schlonger of the 3rd client (something that the retard had insinuated was happening on several occasions, his room smelled like sex, his blood sugar reacted almost exclusively to her presence, the manager stated that one of the other clients had came to her with an accusation, and I was fired for not reporting them) while the second client would watch and go to his dedicated masterbation room to act out what he saw (something the SHE WOULDN'T LET HIM DO WHILE SHE WAS THERE BUT OTHER EMPLOYEES WERE TOLD TO ALLOW HIM TO DO) Is that not a blatant hypocrisy? Not that their race is particularly relevant... or maybe it is. Maybe they're also racist."

by Hym Iam December 14, 2022

Cult

Aw shit well nevermind then. It would have been nice to escape the cold for a little bit.

Hym "I have to use the word 'Cult' in the dialogue here so... there. Anywho, you see all the mental gymnastics they have to do to try and obscure the fact that their positionis and always has been 'You shouldn't be doing this to us, WE should be doing it to you!' as though that isn't exactly what I said initially? CORRECT AGAIN!!! I'm always right! You guys are ridiculous over there.

by Hym Iam December 16, 2022