Hym "All you have to do are say the magic words. I am 100% certain the only person who isn't going to regret it is me."
by Hym Iam February 04, 2025
Me "Yeah, can I get some extra fire sauce"
Dipshit "ThErE's AlReAdY sAuCe In ThE bAg!"
Me "YOU KNOW GODDAMN WELL THAT THERE IS NOT ENOUGH SAUCE IN THAT BAG YOU BITCH! GIMME THE SAUCE!!"
Dipshit "ThErE's AlReAdY sAuCe In ThE bAg!"
Me "YOU KNOW GODDAMN WELL THAT THERE IS NOT ENOUGH SAUCE IN THAT BAG YOU BITCH! GIMME THE SAUCE!!"
Iam "We should have gone to Taco Bell..."
Hym "Pft! Already sauce in the bag!? She's lucky there isn't already a knuckle in her eye socket... Dumb bitch..."
Hym "Pft! Already sauce in the bag!? She's lucky there isn't already a knuckle in her eye socket... Dumb bitch..."
by Hym Iam May 06, 2022
Get Pete Davidson off my phone you assholes! I'm scrolling through the shorts and what do I find on every 5th fucking page!? PETE DAVIDSON! STARING ME IN THE FACE! I FEEL LIKE ARIANNA GRANDE AND I HATE IT!
Hym "Fuck you Taco Bell! I always have to ask for sauce twice (because YOU KNOW you didn't give me enough the first time) and now Pete Davidson is glaring at me. He's like the fat-cock candyman except you don't have to say his name 5 times and instead of killing you he fucks all of the women... Which... I don't know... Is arguably worse... He just APPEARS... in your shorts-feed... Every time you forget he exists. BAM! Cat video... Fortnite clip... Red-pill dork... AH! PETE DAVIDSON! OVER-AND-OVER AGAIN! This is how they do it! This is how they try to break you! But it won't work! Not on me! If I was a conservative I'd be calling for a boycott right now."
by Hym Iam November 17, 2023
Brilliant idea! I didn't use social media for the first 27 years of my life and LOOK HOW I TURNED OUT! I'M THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!
Hym "Yeah that social media ban for kids under 18 is brilliant because in like 13 years we'll have a generation full of adults who spent their childhood gestating in a solipsistic cocoon. It'll be fun to see what types of new horror they unleash upon the world... You'll have yourself an army of ME running around. Love it. Love the sound of that."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2023
Hey! Andy! They aren't showing your content on YouTube anymore. Glad to see you're still free. Good opening monologue on Piers. He is trying real hard to split hairs on the "migrant" part.
Hym "Andy! How's it hanging? You don't think it's my thing do you? If it is I'll say this: They don't need to do what they're doing. If they won't listen to reason, violence is the only option. Are you going to acknowledge what is happening to me, or would you rather the violence? Aside from that, how've you been? Are you seeing this shit they're doing to me still? You see me fix the A.I. on 2 separate occasions. Sarah Silverman is suing them WHICH MEANS... Might get to bang... That's be dope. Anywhere, I'm getting fat as shit. Wish I could stop the life-strike. They missed a deadline so a penalty will be incurred. But hey, I have to get back to work. I'll catch you later."
by Hym Iam August 08, 2024
WOOOOO! Yeah, sounds like fun. I won't watch it but, you know. You gotta keep paying those women to do the thing they're already doing for free.... You know? Or society will break down... Cus you won't be able to motivate the men to work in vain in the hopes that a crum of pussy will fall their way while lesser men steal and hoard reality for themselves.
by Hym Iam April 30, 2024
Economically enforcing racial and gender tolerance (but only selectively) and transforming racism into a nebulous term so that can be applied to literally every facet of human life.
Hym "The problem with wokeness is that the people you are supposedly helping are in THE EXACT SAME PLACE they were 7 years ago. And it isn't the racism. It's YOU. Completely politically ineffective. And I'm mixed race by the way. You're literally letting white people steal credit for the creation of A.I. and they're stealing it from a racial super-minority. You're letting them do that right now. You want equity... UNLESS you don't like the minority that suceeds. Then that guy can go fuck Hymself and then white apartheid-state nepotism retard and the genocidal zionist jews can just have his shit. That's par for the course though isn't it? Blatant intellectual property theft from white people against minorities? They own all the corn!"
by Hym Iam April 07, 2024