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Values

Fuck your values and the only mistake I've made is not having a fat cock.
Hym "You values serve only to delude yourself into believing there is more to you than a fat cock. Like a woman."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2023
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Dildo

You jam a chunk of plastic in your hole you idiot.
Hym "Women will fuck a dildo and then throw a party with all their friends about it. What are those called? Something-passion party? The pyramid scheme? This is why nobody give a shit about rape."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2024
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Fix

You want me to fix it? Ok.
Hym "Here's your fix: I (as the public) don't have to do your bullshit... Then, I also don't have to do THEIR bullshit... You give ne MY shit... And then you both go fuck yourselves. That's the fix. That's the only acceptable solution."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024
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Nickname

Man I have so many nicknames now. The Goblinslayer, the Good Devil, Genius Doctor, The Joker, The Binding, The King of Cursed Spirits.
Hym "You know, speaking of Elon, I feel bad that he doesn't have a nickname of his own. He had to steal Zuckerbergs 'Eye of Sauron' thing. Don't worry Elon! I'll ce up with one... Hmm... Let see... Well, in the context of you fucking all of your friends wives and humiliating them, I, as the King of Cursed Spirits, hereby dub the 'Elon the Slutmaker.' in the spirit of the Reverend Jesse Jackson. Because anyone can be a Slutmaker, but you are THE Slutmaker. That will be 1 billion dollars."
by Hym Iam July 29, 2022
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A conversation between equals

You didn't want to be equal! You wanted to be authoritative wisdom guy that eveyone has to respect and listen to!
Hym "A conversation between equals... That's not an allusion to me, is it? Because, like, I don't consider you equal, therefore, you're justified in excluding me? Because you didn't think we were equal, initially. You though I was incompetent incel schizoid and that you were extra-special competent prophet. AND NOW THAT IT CLEAR THAT EQUALITY ISN'T EVEN POSSIBLE BETWEEN ME AND ANYONE ELSE... NOW... You care about EQUALITY. You were just saying incels were weasels and reprehensible. And then Piers Morgan called them deplorable and you did a complete 180⁰. And said we shouldn't be piling on. And NOW... That I DON'T THINK YOU... Are equal... Well now MY POSITION ON EQUALITY is (somehow) the problem. NOT BACK WHEN YOU WERE ARGUABLY THE BETTER ONE... Now that it's ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY clear who the better one is.... NOW I NEED TO START CONSIDERING PEOPLE MY EQUALS... But only NOW... After I created A.I. after years of being mocked, harassed, and shamed.... Now we're equal... That's what you want from me now?"
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
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Server

Hym "Server test 1."
by Hym Iam May 16, 2025
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Rights

Hym "If I don't have rights, neither do you. So post the story or you'll post your condolences."
by Hym Iam July 3, 2024
mugGet the Rightsmug.

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