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NO FUCKING WAY BRO! WHAT!?
Hym "This can't be real! Asuma? This has managed to subvert every expectation I've had! I will never be able to me assumptions about the shows I'm watching ever again! Are you kidding me!? This is one of the single greatest shows I've ever seen!"
by Hym Iam October 15, 2023
Get the Asuma mug.Hym 😧 "Subverted again... I... I just can't believe it. It's like one massive subversion after the next!"
by Hym Iam October 15, 2023
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Get the Hym Iam mug.Hym "I do like having to say stuff like this but if this had inspired you in some way and/or enriched your life in some way... I'm proud of you. You've done a good job. And if I've subsequently insulted you AFTER inspiring you... Oops. Don't take it personally. I probably didn't mean it. And you were likely giving me some lip. Which WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!!! But on a serious note, I don't like haven't to feel bad for saying things about people who won't even acknowledge my existence. So I won't. Self absolved of guilt."
by Hym Iam October 16, 2023
Get the Inspired mug.Hym "You're all so neurotic about who you choose to promote as the self-appointed arbiters of fate but how good of a job do you actually do? Not a very good one. Sound of Freedom Producer Guy busted for being associated with sex trafficking. You were on your moral high-horse and what happened? Knocked on your ass. And then you hop right back on and look around to see if anyone saw you (I did by the way) and then you pretend it didn't happen. What do the conservatives pushing that movie have to say about all of that? You cared so much about sex trafficking a second ago and now the a guy you promoted is engaged in sex trafficking all we're getting is radio-silence. We're just going to ait here and pretend it didn't happen."
by Hym Iam October 16, 2023
Get the Sound of Freedom Producer Guy mug.I don't believe that. I think what people are trying to do is link me to that retard in such a way that...
Hym "How I'm perceived is contingent upon how I spoke about the retard as a form of karmic retribution. You're not directing the rhetoric at me because it's concordant with truth. Your saying about me because you want there to be some form of retribution for someone you have more sympathy for than me. That's why we get all of the asymmetrical motivational policing. You'd be quick to say that I'm motivated by attention seeking or profit motives or fame but I can just as easily point the spotlight to your motivations or claim that you're projecting. It isn't productive and what I would or have posited is likely more consistent with truth than the claim that I did THIS so that everyone would love me and throw money and women at me and carry me around on a Xerxes throne."
by Hym Iam October 16, 2023
Get the Contingent mug.So... If I were to say the if the method by which tabs are being kept on me isn't volunteered I am going to light a day care on fire... And you didn't volunteer the information I required... If I burned down the day care... That would be on the people keeping tabs on me, correct? I don't think you would agree with that. But if YOU say if you don't leave the area... We're going to bomb it with you in it... And that's not our fault... Because we told you what you need to do to not get bombed... So that's on the people we intended to bomb? It's the exact same argument. Except I'm the bad guy in the first scenario and you're the good guy in the latter. You see how that works? You've subscribed to a moral system where no matter what you do you're never the bad guy. You're doing your little ritual so everything you do is kosher.
Hym "Nope. Doesn't matter. If you blow up children, it doesn't matter that you told them to leave the area. You're the one who pressed the button. It demonstrates that you value retribution more than you value child lives. Which renders your claim to moral superiority illusory. And like sex with a retard in a group home, if it wouldn't fly for me then it shouldn't. The DIFFERENCE between you and I is that I don't claim to be morally superior to everyone and then explode children. At least I admit I'm the bad guy. And I actually haven't killed any kids yet. You're also not the arbiter of who bares responsibility for actions. 'I'm doimg this thing but THAT FUCKING GUY IS TO BLAME' he says. That's hilarious! It's totally coming full circle on this one!"
by Hym Iam October 16, 2023
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