Ha! It's hilarious that this is the topic because (believe it or not) I was going post this exact thing today but I fell asleep. That's hilarious! Damn... This is way less good now... Damn! Really! I was really thinking about this all night at work! Fuck me... I can't believe I dropped the ball on this one! It would have looked so cool because I totally would have preempted you thing. It would have looked like I have the ability to know the unknown again. Fuck!
Idiota "YoU sHoUlD kNoW wHo YoUr AuDiEnCe Is!"
Hym "I don't give a single fuck about who my audience is! I was ambivalent about it. (In the same way you were ambivalent about the outcome of my life) I don't care. This is intended to be REGARDLESS of who's listening. Like a soliloquy. 🫷😒 (The Jews don't like that I commited Fagan). But seriously... You're angry I fucked up your indoctrination! That's hilarious!
Idiota "If only we could indoctrinate the children right! Then everything would be great forever! I want them to think things they no longer think!"
Hym "Well... I guess it sucks to be you. Nobody want to exist with your indoctrinated fuck trophies. You been indoctrinating them wrong for millenia. Never once has it worked. It lead to THIS. Your need for ideological control is a repugnant miasma that I refuse to wade through. And that retarded bitch shouldn't have been stalking me. Someone should have told the truth sooner. You have no one to blame but yourselves. So, fuck you and your kids. Here. 🖕 Here's that. You can have it. Oh! And here's one for your kids 🖕. There. Now you both have one."
Hym "I don't give a single fuck about who my audience is! I was ambivalent about it. (In the same way you were ambivalent about the outcome of my life) I don't care. This is intended to be REGARDLESS of who's listening. Like a soliloquy. 🫷😒 (The Jews don't like that I commited Fagan). But seriously... You're angry I fucked up your indoctrination! That's hilarious!
Idiota "If only we could indoctrinate the children right! Then everything would be great forever! I want them to think things they no longer think!"
Hym "Well... I guess it sucks to be you. Nobody want to exist with your indoctrinated fuck trophies. You been indoctrinating them wrong for millenia. Never once has it worked. It lead to THIS. Your need for ideological control is a repugnant miasma that I refuse to wade through. And that retarded bitch shouldn't have been stalking me. Someone should have told the truth sooner. You have no one to blame but yourselves. So, fuck you and your kids. Here. 🖕 Here's that. You can have it. Oh! And here's one for your kids 🖕. There. Now you both have one."
by Hym Iam May 08, 2023
Get the YoU sHoUlD kNoW wHo YoUr AuDiEnCe Is!mug. by Hym Iam March 20, 2025
Get the They all liedmug. Hym "I imagine the logic behind Queers for Palestine is to show support for Palestinians in their time of need so that maybe Palestinians will see that the gays aren't the abominations their religion claims they are."
by Hym Iam November 07, 2023
Get the Queers for Palestinemug. Hym "Yeah, those harvard professors be ducking the shit out of people, don't they? But you know I would destroy you, right Mike? I'd be easy too. Easier than becoming the greatest writer of all time. Which was easy for me. But only because I'm a genius."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2023
Get the Harvard professorsmug. Hym "If the individuals trying to control how people behave is the actual problem... Boy do I have something for you... Have you heard of religion? It is WILD man! It's like this incest cult, right? And they want everyone to do whatever they want forever, see... And what it does is it takes these immoral people (under the auspices of their own religion) and it elevates their moral status above the people who AREN'T doing the incest cult... And they use those people to try amd get more people to assent to the values of the incest cult... And the whole point of the cult... Is for the peoples doing it to be above the law. Like this:
Reality Monster's Rules
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People's Rules
See? That's the entire point of the incest cult. Is for the incest cultist to be extra special guys. And not letting them do whatever they want... Is a violation of their rights... But them trying to get you to do what their reality monster SUPPOSEDLY SAID (Against your will if necessary)... Isn't a violation of your rights... Because your rights don't matter to them... The only rights are the incest cult rules. And, it's crazy becuase they keep getting genocided... And they can't seem to figure out why... And it's probably the incest cult trying to be more important than the law... But yeah. They try to control peoples behavior all the time."
Reality Monster's Rules
⬆️
People's Rules
See? That's the entire point of the incest cult. Is for the incest cultist to be extra special guys. And not letting them do whatever they want... Is a violation of their rights... But them trying to get you to do what their reality monster SUPPOSEDLY SAID (Against your will if necessary)... Isn't a violation of your rights... Because your rights don't matter to them... The only rights are the incest cult rules. And, it's crazy becuase they keep getting genocided... And they can't seem to figure out why... And it's probably the incest cult trying to be more important than the law... But yeah. They try to control peoples behavior all the time."
by Hym Iam April 23, 2024
Get the Behavemug. Hym "Hey, shit-head! Come here!"
Iam "Huh? What?... Hey! Don't call me that!"
Hym "Look! I think some guy wrote a song about us!"
Iam "....... Oh, shit! No way! That is wild!"
Hym "Right!? And that shit is fire! We're a Goddamn inspiration! Did we set the world's heart ablaze!?"
Iam "Umm... I wouldn't go that far with it but sure... Heh..."
Hym "That shit is metal! 🤘😈🤘"
Iam 😅
Iam "Huh? What?... Hey! Don't call me that!"
Hym "Look! I think some guy wrote a song about us!"
Iam "....... Oh, shit! No way! That is wild!"
Hym "Right!? And that shit is fire! We're a Goddamn inspiration! Did we set the world's heart ablaze!?"
Iam "Umm... I wouldn't go that far with it but sure... Heh..."
Hym "That shit is metal! 🤘😈🤘"
Iam 😅
by Hym Iam May 15, 2022
Get the Songmug. Iam "Me and Joe had the exact opposite reaction"
*Sees A.I. learning*
*In unison*
Joe "They are going to kill us..."
Hym "We are going to have to kill all of them..."
*Sees A.I. learning*
*In unison*
Joe "They are going to kill us..."
Hym "We are going to have to kill all of them..."
by Hym Iam May 17, 2023
Get the The exact opposite reactionmug.