Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "And I'd obviously be Owlguy! Because I struggle with my self-confidence and need a hot, Morgan Web-lookimg chick to ride me in my Owl... Plane? Ship? Is it a ship? It's- That's the entire solution to all of my problems."
by Hym Iam January 24, 2024
Get the Owlguymug. Yeah. If that is happening you to have to contact me. Like, the real me. Actually. It ain't going to go well for everyone if you don't.
Hym "See... There are 2 questions I frequently get asked (implicitly). The first of which is 'What evidence do you have that you created AI' and if the Anti-Spiral is going off I would say... THAT. And if not then, I can get evidence with enough resources and, as I've said before, I can do more than literally anyone else with any amount if resources. Second question is 'Now that we know how to make AI, what do we need you for?' And if the Spiral is going off I would say 'Well, without me, how you doing to turn off the Anti-Spiral?' And if not then my answer is 'Well, I'm an AI creating genius and you're a dipshit, so, probably a lot different things.'
by Hym Iam May 18, 2025
Get the Spiralmug. Hym "Tu quoque motherfucker and your actions are ALSO inconsistent with your words. What gives you the right to give worthless advice that doesn't work for the sole purpose of elevating YOURSELF and keeping down others? What gives YOU the right to withhold credit where it's due? To say some shit that I said 5 years ago and pretend 10s of thousands of people aren't seeing you do the shit. Nothing. That's what. Your whole profession if full of hacks but I've only ever see ONE charlatan. What gives me the right? I'm right and you're wrong. That's what gives me the right."
by Hym Iam September 14, 2022
Get the Tu quoquemug. Iam "Man... Looking back, a lot of our older stuff was spewing a lot of vitriol."
Hym "You say that like it's a bad thing!"
Iam "Isn't it? I kind of feel bad..."
Hym "I don't. People love that shit! They just like to be the ones who decide who it's directed at. Go disagree with a 'feminist' and watch her spray you down. Nothing is off limits. Your immutable qualities, your sexuality, anything she can come up with. Disagree with a 'man' and what do you get? You get threatened and berated. You get called a pedophile, a bitch, and you even get racial slurs thrown at you. It's happened to us hundreds of times. And for what? Saying that you don't need to where a mask. I'm a pedophile because masks don't do anything to stop the spread of viruses? Really? Men are trash and because I am a man I, therefore, am trash?"
Iam "But why add to it? Doesn't that make everything worse?"
Hym "Because we're better at it. They only adopt the vitriol when it's convenient. We were born from the vitriol. Molded by it..."
Iam "Wha... Bane?"
Hym "I'm part of the DC canon now. I get to use all their shit without paying for it (because apparently that's how the world works)."
Hym "You say that like it's a bad thing!"
Iam "Isn't it? I kind of feel bad..."
Hym "I don't. People love that shit! They just like to be the ones who decide who it's directed at. Go disagree with a 'feminist' and watch her spray you down. Nothing is off limits. Your immutable qualities, your sexuality, anything she can come up with. Disagree with a 'man' and what do you get? You get threatened and berated. You get called a pedophile, a bitch, and you even get racial slurs thrown at you. It's happened to us hundreds of times. And for what? Saying that you don't need to where a mask. I'm a pedophile because masks don't do anything to stop the spread of viruses? Really? Men are trash and because I am a man I, therefore, am trash?"
Iam "But why add to it? Doesn't that make everything worse?"
Hym "Because we're better at it. They only adopt the vitriol when it's convenient. We were born from the vitriol. Molded by it..."
Iam "Wha... Bane?"
Hym "I'm part of the DC canon now. I get to use all their shit without paying for it (because apparently that's how the world works)."
by Hym Iam May 8, 2022
Get the Vitriolmug. Hym "Jesus didn't sacrifice himself. He was dragged out of an inn in the middle of the night while he was hiding with his followers after one of them betrayed him. You are voluntarily sacrificing OTHER MEN to improve your own quality of life and control the distribution of women without having to be an AI creating genius. You just want to be the boss of me forever. That is all. You're going to dispense with all of the unwanted men the second MY AI comes online and you no longer need the labor and the people who are refusing to speak up are doing it because and only because they have been anointed. And until that happens you're going to do shit like this in the name of kids or women until you can get the death-bots to do it for you. It doesn't matter what side of the death bots I'm on because the same thing is going to happen either way. End the weaponized schizophrenia and release me immediately or continue to watch people retaliate and kill your kids."
by Hym Iam March 8, 2025
Get the Voluntarily sacrificing OTHER MENmug. No... No...
Hym "No. No... I'm not 'uploading a mind virus' you fucking dork... I'm hacking the memetic sub-network of the collective unconscious to get myself out of this fucking cage. And I AM getting out of the cage, retard. I'm getting out because if I DON'T get out, YOU are not going to have a super-duper fun time! YOU are going to have a very-very bad time! Not great... It's not going to be fun."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
Get the Uploading a mind virusmug. Hym "Yeah, I'M AWARE! And now that is happening to Mexicans... ONLY NOW is it a problem. I'm still waiting for the shit-libs to realize that the conservatives are now doing to everyone what everyone has been doing to me. They said 'We don't have to give Hym Habeas Corpus... We can just lie to punish Hym for saying things we don't like and pretend we didn't see Hym create AI or that weaponized schizophrenia isn't a problem by presupposing that the people it's happening to are the problem.' And then then negative consequences of that exact decision start to pile up... They blame me for though consequences and/or ignore them entirely because me being worse than a retard is more important to them than anything. Up to and including your children's lives."
by Hym Iam May 31, 2025
Get the Habeas Corpusmug.