OOOOOOOOOOH! OOOOH! I GET IT NOW! He doesn't believe in boundries. That's why he's so obsessed with me!
Hym "Alright, Jordan got accused of being sexually inappropriate with a client BY a client right? His exact words were 'I've never been "sexually INAPPROPRIATE" with a client....' Now, what would constitute a SEXUALLY ETHICAL relationship to a guy who believes that the definition of ETHICAL is 'Voluntary and repeatable.' If he doesn't believe boundaries (and this is just speculation I'm not accusing him of doing it but SHE did) 'Sexually inappropriate' DOESN'T MEAN HE DIDN'T FUCK HER! I THINK SHE TOLD THE TRUTH! But it was 'voluntarily' so it doesn't matter (to Him) that she's a client! She's 'vindictive' because he broke off the affair! 'You said you'd leave your cancer wife for me!' Hahahahaha! He said in his book AND I QUOTE 'Has she been raped by every man she's been with? Probably." Bahahahaha!! EXCEPT HE MIGHT BE ONE OF THE GUYS! YOU CAN HEAR THE DISGUST HE HAS FOR HER IN THE TEXT! I BELIEVE HER NOW! I DIDN'T BELIEVE HER AND NOW I DO! OHOHOHOHOHO! This is priceless! HE'S THE KENDRA! HE'S THE RETARD MOLESTER! THAT'S WHY THIS! IT'S HIM! HE DID THE THING! OOHOHO! OOOOOH! I can't believe it. I CANNOT BELIEVE IT! He probably paid her off to get her to recant her statement. Where is she? Somebody get her her on camera. I gotta see her. Where? Minions! Go forth! Do the thing! I want to hear it from her!"
by Hym Iam June 23, 2023
Get the Boundariesmug. What? No! I'm worse than a retard! You're the smart ones! So use that smart fucking brainz of yourself to figure out how to get me my fucking money.
Hym "You are clearly the smarter than everyone guy! So where is the stalking guy's head and why don't I have my money?"
by Hym Iam July 31, 2024
Get the Smarter than everyonemug. Hym "DoorDash neither rewards not punishes you on the basis of delivery times. Aside from the natural byproduct of being able to deliver more orders per hour the faster you go, you can take as long as you want. It isn't like Amazon where you have to piss in a bottle because if you don't meet a certain deadline you get fired."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2025
Get the DoorDashmug. Hym "Ok, 'If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals' is a thing Alex O'Conner unironcally just said on triggernometry just now. So, that's where the 'plant' accusations are coming from. And it's adjacent to the psychopathic 'If God isn't real then I get to do whatever I want.' Rhetoric. But you were doing that anyway and then using the religion to forgive yourself for doing that anyway. And Alex is a determinist. Without free will there is no meaning. The meaning of all your actions is 'the chemicals in your brain (and I know I'm being reductive here but the logic still tracks) made you do the thing you're doing. Determinism totally incompatible with meaning but NOT totally incompatible with God."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
Get the If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animalsmug. Great! I just read an article on his and Kripke's thoughts on "the mirror scene" that I clearly wrote and wasn't paid for... But they're probably right! Very astute! Very good.
Hym "HEY! Anthony Starr! Very astute! You're correct but in reverse! I am the knee-jerk allergic reaction to your humanity..."
Iam "And I am the epinephrine that keeps us alive... For example..."
Hym "Look this fucking guy! WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG!? YEP. YEP. YEP. Just give me your money! JUST GIVE ME YOUR MONEY! YEP! BYE! THANK YOU! JESUS CHRIST!" 😤
Iam "It's fine... We shouldn't be thinking like that... He's just trying to live his life... We don't know what he's dealing with..." *sigh*
Iam "And I am the epinephrine that keeps us alive... For example..."
Hym "Look this fucking guy! WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG!? YEP. YEP. YEP. Just give me your money! JUST GIVE ME YOUR MONEY! YEP! BYE! THANK YOU! JESUS CHRIST!" 😤
Iam "It's fine... We shouldn't be thinking like that... He's just trying to live his life... We don't know what he's dealing with..." *sigh*
by Hym Iam August 02, 2023
Get the Anthony Starrmug. Motherfucker, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
by Hym Iam August 29, 2025
Get the BOOOOOOOmug. Hym "Where will you be when it happens? In the comfort of your own home. Watching TV with your wife? Will your inability to protect your kids from what is happening to me, cost you your own life? Or like in the case of the Waukesha stabbing, with it be at the hands of your child? This is why you just do what I tell you to do."
by Hym Iam April 17, 2025
Get the Where will you bemug.