Hyperbole

And I'm not being hyperbolic.
Hym "Is that what you think that is? Hyperbole? I'm not being hyperbolic. The religion is literally an incest cult. The gang-stalking is literally happening. I'm literally going to stab up some chitlins if I'm not provided with some kind of recourse for what's happening to me. And you literally deserve whatever twisted fate awaits you if you're going to sit idly by and allow this to happen."
by Hym Iam July 31, 2024
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Mentally disabled client

And not anything else.
The mentally disabled client keeps waking up but everyone knows it would be better if it didn't.
by Hym Iam November 20, 2020
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Old Yeller

Hym "The old yeller angle is free! So free! God you guys are bad at this! Wow, honey, it's- Look... Say the words... That I said... Do it! It's easy. It wins there. Cite some Peta and veterinarian stats. Easy W. It just works there. Why lose when you could win? It doesn't make any sense. What are you doing? It's- You're just- You're just not doing that right. I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived."
by Hym Iam June 10, 2024
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In comparison to me

Heheheh I really am too easy to flatter.
Hym "Just to hop in here real quick to say that the reason for the blasphemy laws is that the explicit intent of all religion IS to infect the body politic. Like a disease or a virus. That's the entire point of it. To spread. But I'll leave you to it. You're doing a great job! 👍😁👍 I have to use 'in comparison to me' in a sentence now so... There."
by Hym Iam March 10, 2024
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Cause and effect

I also don't have to accept your framing of the situation as a matter of fault vs blame and I don't have to let you control my fucking mind. If you do not pay for my work in accordance with my 5th amendment rights and you don't give my right not to associate with people who are actively stalking and harassing me then I'm going to revoke your daughter's right to life. Give me MY rights and do it now or I will take your kids.
Hym "It's not a matter of fault, it's a matter of cause and effect. And I've proven the targeted harassment is both real and happening to me and I'm not going to let you using me as a test case so you can claim that doing this doesn't get your kids murdered. But YOU will let a butthole molested mental retard uses YOU as a sentient pocket-pussy so HE can claim he's better than me. So there's that. I don't have to let you do thus and get away with it."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025
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Rights

"All rights stem from personal property right starting with self-ownership." ~ Eric D. July
Hym "No. Rights don't come from the government in the libertarian Ethos. I also hate having to name names but I know how big of sticklers you all are about citations and know (now) that you will use it a justification for hoisting me with my own petard. I'm also not happy with how few people went over there when I told them to... Tsk tsk... Anywho... Back to sitting in the dark..."
by Hym Iam September 12, 2022
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Ceasefire

Yeah dawg. Hey, I've been trying to teach the Jews 'ceasefire' for a while now. It's like trying to teach women 'wrong.' They just don't get it.
Hym "It helps if you say 'ceasefire' in Yiddish. Fayer-opshtel, Jew! You gotta say it forcefully too cus they're like dogs, right? Fayer-opshtel, Jew! Like you're telling it to sit."
by Hym Iam June 24, 2025
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