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Different

Ope! There it is! It's just different isn't it? There we go. I was going to leave something in the last one but there it is. And you know I'm not going to do that.
Hym "Now... I know... That YOU KNOW... That I KNEW you were going to say that, right? You HAD to have known! Come on dawg. Different!? You guys are like a fucking 'See n' Say'! You have to know I would predict a response like that? I GUARANTEE I've used that as a counter-argument in a previous post! And when I did I'm sure it was 'a fucking strawman' or something. Jesus..."
by Hym Iam October 8, 2023
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Saving America

Oh gosh gollie Jesus! He's saving America!!! Look! Just look and you'll see! He's doing it! He's really doing it!!!!
Hym "Oh God yeah, he's totally saving America! By appointing himself the arbiter of free speech he has saved us all.... OR! Or he is ingratiating himself to conservatives so their politicianswill pass legislation to help hum fend off the class-action lawsuits and unions... You know? Because if hiw he treats his employees.... Yeah.... Probablysaving America though..."
by Hym Iam December 13, 2022
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Judaism

If it isn't an ethnicity and it isn't a religion.... How is being anti-it a problem?
Hym "And if Judiasm is what you say it is, how is it not essentially a rogue nation within another nation that prioritizes jewish sucess over the success of the people of the later nation? And if their sucess comes at the cost of the people of the actual nation, how is that not a problem? And what is the relationship between America or 'the west's' enemies and Judaism? Lot of Jews in China? Raises more questions than it answers. Still just seems like an incest cult. I don't see how it's not an incest cult."
by Hym Iam July 1, 2024
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Values

I've already described the ways in which this aligns with your purported values on both sides of the political aisle. But I also hit the Goku-button. So, that is why you are doing THIS.
Hym "Why post something that goes against my values? Tooooooo... I mean, for you, to save the children the would have been or will be saved by adequately addressing the problem I myself am having. For both of us, because the values we purport to have bare no relationship to what I'm actually going to do because I can change my mind at a moments notice and act against those values. Alex was just saying that YOU ARE TRYING TO ENFORCE repeatability and predictability... But that just makes me easier to kill or imprison. So does the weaponized schizophrenia. And that is why you are doing it. Make people as easy to imprison and kill without making it so easy that YOU get imprisoned and killed. I want me to be harder to kill. And now... I am. So... Don't you fucking worry about my values. YOU doing YOUR values is just doing whatever you're doing. Prime example: Ben Shapiro's moderators banned me for hate speech. If hate speech isn't real, how did I get banned for it? So, the problem is, you want me to DO YOUR VALUES and trust you to do your values... And I don't. It would be retarded to do that. Because then I would be do your values and you would be doing whatever you want. That's the entire point of the religion. Get me to do that bullshit so solipsists can do whatever (UP TO AND INCLUDING fucking retards instead of me and stealing my shit) they want AND! AND... then I have to forgive them. Nah."
by Hym Iam February 26, 2025
mugGet the Valuesmug.

Child molester

It's like a sexuality where you do whatever the fuck you want.
See, child molester is like doing whatever the fuck you want.

Yeah... That's fucking retarded. How about we don't do whatever the fuck we want? How about we just don't fuck childrens and retards. I think that is fair. And then we can just kill anyone who does either of those things. Easy. Good talk. I like this plan. That's what we'll do.
by Hym Iam December 6, 2020
mugGet the Child molestermug.

When I'm the one getting raped in prison

I don't need to go to prison and get raped just because YOU got raped, you piece of shit. And I don't have to spend the rest of my life in a echo chamber just so you can feel like your kids are safe or you can feel like I'm not better than you.
Hym "When I'm the one getting raped in prison it will be because and one because you never gave a shit about the law in the first place. You want your kids to dictate the lives of everyone around you and YOU ARE STALKING AND HARASSING ME INDEFINITELY AND I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR KIDS FOR YOU DOING THAT YOU FUCK. I don't have to tolerate it and I've already tolerated it more than THE LAST GUY DID, didn't I? The last guy you did it to just shot up the school or something, didn't he? It wouldn't take you this long to learn your lesson if you weren't fucking retarded but, hey, maybe one more will do the trick, right? Oh what's that? The thing I said but about me?"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2025
mugGet the When I'm the one getting raped in prisonmug.

Armed guards

Hym "They can just pick another target. A mall. Wait for them to go outside for recess. Find out what time the school lets out and spray the courtyard. But there is a through-line. It's very consistent. Armed guards aren't going to do anything. Gun bans aren't going to do anything. What type of people shoot up schools? Is it almosted entirely groups of people who are demonized for one reason or another? Why not just stop demonizing them? 'Well, because demonization is an effective tool for ideological control and if we don't demonize them people will imitate them or won't be incentivized be more like me.' There it is. It's all just ideological control. That's you trying to reserve the right to control people. And if you're going to do keep trying it you're going to keep getting what you deserve..."
by Hym Iam April 4, 2023
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