Definitions by Hym Iam

Bathroom

Seriously guys just go to the bathroom. If Todd guve you any shit just ask him who wrote the Joker and than just watch him stand there with a blank expression on his face and then turn around and go to the bathroom. His literally can't fire all of you. So just go.

Hym "Seriously Todd they can go to the bathroom if they have to use the bathroom."

Bathroom by Hym Iam February 24, 2023

Rejected 

Really? You can prove your not me in literally 2 seconds by posting a definition. That's literally all you have to do.

Hym "Rejected!? When you post a definition you have literally 2 options after hitting submit. Log in with Facebook and log in with Gmail. Any confusion could be cleared up in less than 15 seconds by just using the site 1 time. Writing I'm not Hym. Hitting submit. You could even screen share it on facebook live and people could see you NOT being me. Or you could just ask! Or actually report on the multiple award winning genius ghost writer who corresponds with the world's leading psychologist on a regular basic but is being stiff on his accreditation. Jesus you are an asshole. WHY IS HIS NAME THAT!? What a fucking jerk!"

Rejected by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

Shill 

And it's funny hearing "Matriarchy Shill White General Supreme" call somebody a shill.

Hym "Hey have you ever seen Jordan shill for mens rights? No! I can literally say that I haven't seen that EVER... Not a single time... and that's God's honestly truth. But wait... Then why is he heralded as the King of the incels? And I don't appreciate the insinuation that I wouldn't call your daughter a slut to you face insulting. And you act like I don't have people covertly calling me names 24/7. Shit, I'd call her a slut to the back of her head... bent over an arm rest... But that's neither here nor there. I'm no coward but if I acted that way I'd be in some kind of retard group home. In which case you would be totally justified in bringing women to come suck my dick."

Shill by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

Tyrant 

And further more that's just some rhetoric that you made up. It doesn't really mean anything.

Hym "Right? Because who defines what constitutes being a tyrant Mr. It's like freedom but BETTER because it's constrained by my social contract ideology... The exception to which is useless legally incompetent retards being brought whores to fuck..."

Tyrant by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

Unless you're a woman 

Since you love being correct so much... Here: *Saying something like that would get you punched... UNLESS YOU'RE A WOMAN, JORDAN. Get it? Being an anonymous troll is like being a woman. You say whatever you want. No accountability.

Hym "Unless you're a woman, Jordan. Or if I'm the strongest one in the room. Like if it's just me and a sickly old man I can STILL say whatever I want. Or if I have a gun... OR if I have an army or hammer clowns and they are somewhere you don't want them to be while we talk. There are a lot of ways to get around that conceptually. And as far as becoming a tyrant is concerned... John Wick Murdered hundreds of people over a dog. You think those people didn't have families? Friends? Dogs? Who's going to feed their dogs? He's still the hero."

Unless you're a woman by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

This cage

Yup after aaaaall of that there is a cage thing today.

God "Lucifer... I need a favor..."

Lucifer "Oho! But it's not 'Lucifer' it's... Wait... Lucifer? Lucifer! Yes! That's exactly what it is! Sweet, sweet music... Lucifer... 😌 It just rolls off the tongue... Lucifer... Like the morning dew off a blade of grass... 😮 💨 Now... What do you want?" 😑

God "Look... I need you to give Abraham a message."

Lucifer "What the hells an Abraham?"

God "Oh he's dope! He's like the oldest bastard you ever DID see man. He's like 180!"

Lucifer "They don't live that long-"

God "He's... He's pretty old."

Lucifer 🤦 ♂️ "You're... You're not great with time are you?"

God 🤨 "Time?"

Lucifer 🤨 "How long did it take for you to make all the orbs?"

God "Umm... I donno like 7 days? Er, wait I took a nap on the 7th day sooo.... 6? 6 days." 😁

Lucifer "Oh wow that's... That's not even close-"

God "Are you going to take the message or not?"

Lucifer "Yes yes what is it..."

God "Tell him that I'm going to destroy Sodom and Gomorrah... Just... raze that place to the ground..."

Lucifer "OH! HOLY SHIT THAT IS AWES-"

God "And take Michael with you."

Michael "Hello." 😇

Lucifer "You ruined it immediately... This cage sucks..."

This cage by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

The thing that decides what happens to you when you die 

It canonically comes here when it feels like it, it only forgives you once, and you can't tell that it's him... And not ME Hym bit HIM him.... And not "Hyman" either... That fucking jackass...

Hym "Real cute but try not to do that to the thing that decides what happens to you when you die... Because you will die and blackness forever is going to be the best case scenario for some of you..."

The thing that decides what happens to you when you die by Hym Iam February 23, 2023