Worry

People keep telling me to worry about myself but every time I see my reflection I can't help but be enamored by my own visage.

Hym "I worry that you miss the point of all this.... And you clearly didn't watch the anime. Do? There isn't anything TO do. We just watch. I don't have to let you have your BANAL 'don't mess with our kids' moment (because that's clearly what you're what you've decided to make this about) but I AM.... and other people AREN'T doing that. Actively. Right now, probably. I mean, statistically. It's something... and it's happening right now... Heheheheheheheh.... That's not a threat by the way. Just stating the obvious. I'm guessing that's why you're so eager to take this out on me.... It's fine... Really... But my mind is my own and is worth more than the burlap sacks full of shit you call your children. And now that we've established that... If you ask nicely I'll give it to you. Little moment? Let's... I want to hear a 'please' in there too. Make it compelling. You can do it. I believe in you. You ask real nice. Throw a 'sir' in there. You guys are golden. And then thank me for doing this instead of any of the other horrific things people are already doing."

by Hym Iam February 11, 2023

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Multi-millionare

No. You need to pay me bitch.

Hym "Being a Multi-millionare is in no way more immoral than condemning the guy who made the shit to labor for the rest of his life. And only because YOU have to fucking do it do it. You can go straight to hell with that shit. I could retire today. And it can't possibly be any more immoral than what I'm going to do if I don't get that fucking money, so pick your poison."

by Hym Iam April 06, 2024

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Free Speech Absolutist

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! AHA! He said this! He said he was that! He banned people immediately! For doing the thing that he is an absolutist about! HA! That’s hilarious! That’s a hilarious thing to do! That’s sounds like something I would do! And I’m evil! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You hear the Prophet Lord Dr. Professor Jordan Beatrice Peterson (leave be upon him) say that he wants to collude with the government officials he knows personally to create an online facsimile of hell for people who do don’t keep their speech within the confines of his conceptualization of “acceptable discourse”!? I guess the red skull guy was right about him being the type of guy who would collude with the government to silence dissidents, huh? That is wild! That is wild my guy! Look at these sorry sacks of shit!

Elon Musk “I’m a free speech absolutist!”

Elon Musk “And I’m Elon Musk! I gave my child a retarded name because I’m a solipsistic who things I’m living in a simulation created explicitly for me! Nothing I do matters because nothing is real (except me)! I like to fuck people’s wives on a bed of my fathers emeralds! Like that scene from the Pierce Brosnen (Bronson? Bronsen?) James Bond movie where he does that... except with emeralds instead of diamonds!”

Elon Musk “Shit, hey, I’m Elon Musk too! Look at me!”

Elon Musk “Parody” “Hey, I’m following the rules! Oh? I’m banned anyways? Aw, that’s no fun. The freeze peach isn’t very absolute here.”

by Hym Iam November 09, 2022

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Loser

Hey, don't feel bad though destiny... At least you're only in the hole $100,000... I'm like 1 billion dollars in the red right now.... And that's if you don't count the world changing A.I. discovery. Functional A.I. is worth like 1 trillion dollars.

Hym "That guy does look like a loser though. Wtf is that all about?"

by Hym Iam December 13, 2023

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