Definitions by Hym Iam

Trans candy 

And what if I don't like nuts Jeremy? You made a candy bar out of spite that forces people who don't like nuts to eat candy that doesn't coincide with their gender you idiot.

Hym "The candy I have to eat doesn't coincide with my biological gender Jeremy. I don't control how I feel inside about nuts. I can't change my food palete. What am I supposed to do Jeremy? If I let your kids see me eating the wrong candy bar are you going to throw me in prison? Do I get a choice as to which candy I buy or do I just tell you my biological gender? I guess I'm trans candy now huh?

Trans candy by Hym Iam March 7, 2023

Prevent 

I'm not the one trying to get me to do it.

Hym "No no no don't fucking start that shit with me cripple. I'm the one trying to prevent me from doing it and you're the one trying to antagonize me into doing it. I'm doing infinitely more to stop me than you are."

Prevent by Hym Iam March 7, 2023

Mental illness 

Has been reduced to a euphemism that amount to little more than orwellian "wrong think"

Hym "If having a near perfect ability to perceive reality is mental illness then what do we call everyone who isn't me?"

Mental illness by Hym Iam March 7, 2023

Famous 

No but I permeated the ether... Like a God!

Hym "No not famous but ALSO not a retarded bitch. Seriously, we can end the existential superiority round and I'll use my winning to hire a kickboxing coach and we can start the genetic superiority round whenever you want."

Famous by Hym Iam March 7, 2023

Insulting 

Yeah but I like insulting you so...

Hym "And like a whore fucking a retard... You don't have to take it personally... So I'm just going to keep insulting you (or 'fucking the retard' if you will) you bald faggot."

Insulting by Hym Iam March 7, 2023

Tales of Arise 

Tales of Arise is the newest installment of the "Tales series" and is the story (I've had this tab open for weeks now) of the enslavement of one planet by another and the subsequent liberation of the former by the protagonist of the game.

Iam "Since he brought it up, Tales of Arise is an exercise in the exploration of the different types of tyranny. The first area you liberate is an 'overt tyranny' where the slaves are forced to labor under the rule of a brutal dictator. The second is a communist surveillance state where the citizenry is incentivized to act as informants to the state. The third is a seemingly meritocractic capitalist state but the lord of the land is aloof to the wellbeing of the public and has a toxic underling whose working behind the scenes to reinstate the oppressor class to it's previous state as rulers over the oppressed class. After you learn of the underling's plot it's revealed that the lord never really cared about equality or the oppressed class but, rather, was traumatized during the tournament to determine who would be the next lord when he was forced to kill his best friends. He just couldn't stand to hear their screams so he freed them to alleviate his guilt. The fourth is a technocratic autocracy where the denizens are forced to wear masks that strip them of their ability to think and speak. Great story. The 'Tales' series' world building and interpersonal character development is unparalleled and the title screen song is alway a bop."

Tales of Arise by Hym Iam March 6, 2023

Kids 

You do worse to protect the Chitlins... Even sacrifice other people's children...

Hym "Remember when I said that if the difference me turning to violence and me not turning to violence was you NOT DOING THAT... You would just to it anyway and bank on the fact that locality would prevent it from being YOUR kids? Remember that? That was a good one... AND LOOK WHOSE RIGHT AGAIN!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THERE GOES YOUR CLAIM TO MORAL SUPERIORITY! God... I love being right... It's just... You make it so easy!"

Kids by Hym Iam March 6, 2023