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Hym Iam's definitions

Lunacy

Hey, sometimes the lunacy is imposed, isn't it Dick?

Hym "Here it is guys. Today is the day. IIIIIT'S TIME! For the list of THE MOST acceptable reasons to commit spree killings (Don't actually commit spree killings)!!!

Starting off with #10: To participate in a 'Holy War.' It wouldn't be much of a 'Holy War' if nobody died and you can fix that. Manually.

Next off is #9: I've said it before and I'll say it again, 'General Lunacy.' You're a crazy person. That's not a moral statement. Ya just ARE. So, you gotta do what crazy people do. Because the alternative is what? Exactly.

#8: Your arch-rival (Or someone you don't like) really doesn't like it. I.e. SPITE. If that is a good enough reason to impose schizophrenia on someone it's a good enough reason to kill. Maybe you're like a Joker type. Batman doesn't like spree killings. Fuck him. Do it anyway.

This one's fun. Next up is #7: Genuine supernatural intervention. Like the black mirror episode! If a demon or something comes up to you and tells you to kill? Probably just kill. He's magic. He probably knows best. And if you DON'T do it... Well... He's probably going to do weird demons shit to you. And you don't want that.

Here we have my person favorite #6: Imposed/Weaponized Schizophrenia! You're not crazy. People ARE watching you. They know what they're doing and they're only doing it because they think you're not going to murder their kids over it. So, prove the haters wrong. With violence. 100% of the time.
Next is #5: To save people from twisted death tournament. Like Alice in Borderland. That shit was metal. 'It's the only way I knew how to save you...' Metal. Awesome reason to kill everybody. Very sad. Tragic even.

#4: Children of the corn type scenario. Let just be honest. Yeah, they're kids. BUT they're evil. They WILL sacrifice you to Corn Jesus. That's a fact! So you need to kill them harder. Kill them for Real Jesus. Or me! Intersectional Jesus. Prove that your version a Jesus is better than their version of Jesus... With murder...

We're down to the top 3 so let's hear it for #3: The Government. The government loves killing and it loves people who love to kill but the government is mostly old and feeble people. THEY can't kill very hard. So they want YOU! To kill for them. Probably for money. You need money. And the government is LITERALLY making you do it. Not your fault. And it doesn't count as 'Lunacy' for some reason."
by Hym Iam September 13, 2023
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Epstein List

What happened there huh?
Hym "You SEE how I'm in a fucking surveillance apparatus and they are actively not doing the thing they said they were going to do and releasing the Epstein list right? Like, I'M not associated with Epstein in any way shape or form. I'm not even rich enough to have met the guy. Yet, HERE I SIT. Not potentially a pedophile who went to a child molestation island. Raise your hand if you've ever met Epstein! Not me! Who raised their hand? Are YOU in a weaponized schizophrenia surveillance apparatus? Is all of your IP getting stolen? Where are the fucking Epstein obsessed people on this one? It doesn't even LOOK like I molested any kids. I've been being watched by YouTube faggots non-stop while people who went to a sex island are.... Doing what exactly? Who is actually WHO here? Because I'm the AI creating genius who isn't getting paid for doing that while molesters roam free AND are being covered for by the government! THEY SAID THEY WOULD RELEASE IT! What happened guys!? I thought we didn't have to give potential threats to are child rights? These fucks are getting SUPER RIGHTS! And mine are being actively violated! Cool stuff guys!"
by Hym Iam March 8, 2025
mugGet the Epstein Listmug.
OPE! THERE IT IS! 😮🫵 THERE'S HIS RELIGION! YOU SEE IT!?
Hym "Oooooooh! That explains it! The 'Good people' are ALLOWED to commit genocide and if they have to genocide you then, well, it's a tragedy but we're (The jewz) are just being bad to the bad people and good to the good people! That's all! Ok. I get it now. So if Hilter had been one of the 'Good people' (Which is just a euphemism for a Jew) it would have been fine. That's their entire racket at this point. Jews are the good people and they are allpwed to do whatever they want to people with people who have 'antithetical values' or 'aren't willing to be subordinated by Jews.' That's all it is. That's what makes the religion poisonous. It allows delusional, solipsistic fucks like this piece of shit to do whatever he wants, get away with it, and feel good about himself afterwards. The whole thing needs to go!"
by Hym Iam May 14, 2024
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Humility

It is a value of YOUR FUCKING INCEST CULT and, as I am not ever going to be a part of you incest cult, is NOT one of MY values
Hym "Go fuck yourself Demetrius. If you love humility so much you can come down here... Show up on my doorstep... And humble yourself before the greatest mind who has ever lived, creator of the undying sentience!"
by Hym Iam February 9, 2025
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Love-bombing

And that’s why I love you and what you do because you’re the good one and me? I’m also the good one. We’re both the good ones. You’re a master of what you do because it make it look like my ideas are being opposed without me being exposed as a charlatan. It lends to my credibility in spite of the fact that what you’re saying is critical”
Hym “That’s what a Narcissist does. Love-bombing. He’s a narcissist. Just ask Teal Swan (who is NOTa cult leader and is an absolute gem... maybe... possibly not. I don’t really know). Narcissist. And he has a frowny-face about the A.I. thing because the thing I said might actually work because I’M THE THING I SAY I AM. A Genius. Hurray me!”
by Hym Iam November 26, 2022
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Guilt

Hym "Guilt isn't my problem. My problem is my problem. Resolution of the problem or death. No in between. No negotiation."
by Hym Iam June 8, 2024
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Judaism

So... The Jews believe that when they day they return to God... Which is where they came from... Soooo.... What happens when a non-jew dies? Do I also return to God?

Hym "Because if the answer is 'No' then that would mean that you're made of God energy and I'm not... And, if that's the case, my follow up question would be: what happens to animals when they die? Is.... Is it the same thing?
And as far as Christianity is concerned... Jesus was the intimation of God on Earth... But to the Jews... They already are that... And Jesus was a Jew... So... Jesus wasn't unique in that respect (from the perspective of a Jew).... He was just another one of the things that the Jews already are, inherently... And Christians are supposed to imitate Christ... Who is a Jew.... But they can't ever BE Christ... because then they would be a schizophrenic... They would be a crazy person... So they have to imitate the thing that the Jews already are... Which would make them Christ-adjacent... But still just an imitation... And the Jews are chosen to take back the Holy land... Which is in Israel (physically).... And what do they do after they take it back? Do they rule over it forever?"

Iam "I don't like where this is going. We're going to a real Hitler-y place right now and I don't like it."

Hym "Well... No. Because I don't see how Judaism isn't just some kind of Manichaean racial superiority and world domination cult."

Iam 🤦 "You can't say that."

Hym "Why?"

Iam "Because it's wrong!"

Hym "What determines what's right and what's wrong?"

Iam "God...." 😟

Hym "And what are the Jews?"

Iam "......."

Hym "Are they the thing that becomes God once again when they die? Because that's what the word 'returns' would mean in the context of the proposition I just posited... And the religion IS exclusionary... So there is a difference..."

Iam 😑
by Hym Iam July 22, 2022
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