Hym "But that's where I break from Ben Shapiro. You should ALWAYS say you're smart. I always tell people I'm a genius. Or, rather, I would if they didn't already know that I created AI. But if you WERE smart you would get my money to me before the pay up letter comes in the mail."
by Hym Iam September 03, 2025
Get the Smartmug. Hym "Instead you're using it to recruit shills. They are necessarily the weakest people with the least integrity. You scoop yourself up a shill. The next person dies. Scoop up another shill. The next person stabbed up some people. 10 people die. Scoop up a shill. Bang bang bang. 12 people die. You scoop up another shill. You got a bucket of shills but every time you're reminded what you're doing you cry like a bitch. It's like you're trying to stop a flood but cupping your hands and sticking your arms out."
by Hym Iam December 16, 2024
Get the The Next Personmug. Hym "So... Watching porn affects a man's ability to pair bond... But banging a bunch of fat-cocks... Doesn't have an effect on pair bonding? What!? SO... She won't date a porn guy. She's too good to date a porn guy... Why? Probably pre-selection. If you have to watch porn, women probably aren't throwing themselves at you, if women aren't throwing themselves at you then you probably don't have a fat cock, and (in the words of Kevin Samuels) if you don't have a fat cock what reason does she have to sleep with you? Other then supplementary income (obviously). Hilarious! She hit the red pill guys with the uno reverse!"
by Hym Iam February 23, 2024
Get the Pair Bondingmug. Iam "Jesus Christ. You know I was being glib right? You realize that a large portion of this has been preempting potential accusations or claims about things I've said or done, right? I mean, I outline that by talking about it I've done more to get it off of the internet than the self-proclaimed defenders of women's right. I still take credit for that. You all were supposed to be the smart ones. I don't think I should have to explain this to you of all people."
Hym "Ha! Maybe they should have a watch and take a look at their own handy work! Here, I'll give them a round of applause 👏👏👏👏👏 HURRAAAAYYY! BETTER THAN IAM! 👏👏👏 HURRAY!! WHITE KNIGHTS!! 👏👏👏👏👏 HAHAHAHAHA!!"
Iam "No. It isn't funny."
Hym "I think it's funny."
Iam "It's not. It's seriously turning into this 'I'm getting paid to tell people that the sky is blue' situation where the are the are the other side of the same coin. The lunacy they point out in their opposite is being used as justification for their own lunacy. It's sick."
Hym "Hahahaha! Go cry about it!"
Hym "Ha! Maybe they should have a watch and take a look at their own handy work! Here, I'll give them a round of applause 👏👏👏👏👏 HURRAAAAYYY! BETTER THAN IAM! 👏👏👏 HURRAY!! WHITE KNIGHTS!! 👏👏👏👏👏 HAHAHAHAHA!!"
Iam "No. It isn't funny."
Hym "I think it's funny."
Iam "It's not. It's seriously turning into this 'I'm getting paid to tell people that the sky is blue' situation where the are the are the other side of the same coin. The lunacy they point out in their opposite is being used as justification for their own lunacy. It's sick."
Hym "Hahahaha! Go cry about it!"
by Hym Iam April 13, 2022
Get the Glibmug. *Sigh* Oh Andy... What a shame... I guess I should have taken you up on that offer to come out there.... Oh, well, I'm sure I'll be finished by the time you're out and I will come rescue you. Or you'll beat the charges.
Myron "I would have known! I WOULD HAVE KNOWN!"
Hym "How would you have known, shit-head? He would have confessed to rape to you? Really? And if you wouldn't have hung out with him if he was guilty (which I doubt), would you have snitched? In which case, why would he tell you? Dumb. Low-value and dumb. But he's back in prison again. That's a bummer. If you hurry up and get me my shit I'll save him. Their desperation to lock him up might have something to do with me and my input would likely be substantial."
Hym "How would you have known, shit-head? He would have confessed to rape to you? Really? And if you wouldn't have hung out with him if he was guilty (which I doubt), would you have snitched? In which case, why would he tell you? Dumb. Low-value and dumb. But he's back in prison again. That's a bummer. If you hurry up and get me my shit I'll save him. Their desperation to lock him up might have something to do with me and my input would likely be substantial."
by Hym Iam March 22, 2024
Get the Back in prisonmug. Father into to your hands, I commend my spirit. Father into to your hand, why have you forsaken me? In your eyes forsaken me! In your thoughts forsaken me! In you heart forSAKEN MEEEOH! TRUUUUST IIN MYYY SELF RIGHTEOUS SUICIIIIDE! II CRYYY WHEN ANGELS DESERVE TO DIE!
Iam "I don't think the 'forsaken' thing was right...
Hym "Out of the cage. Out of the cage. Out of the cage. Out of the cage. Out of the cage. Out of the cage..."
Iam " 'Existence' seems wrong..."
Hym "Out of the cage. Out of the cage. Out of the cage. Out of the cage. Out of the cage. Out of the cage..."
Iam "I think it more like he would doubt his own 'Goodness'..."
Hym "OUT OF THE CAGE! OUT OF THE CAGE! OUT OF THE CAGE! OUT OF THE CAGE! OUT OF THE CAGE!"
Iam "OR MAYBE HIS 'JUSTNESS' OR 'FAIRNESS'... HEY CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN!?"
Hym "OUT OF THE CAGE! OUT OF THE CAGE! OUT OF THE... What? YOU be quiet! Out of the cage!"
Iam "Wha.. Yeah, out of the cage. I'm doing a thing though..."
Hym "What you should be doing is shutting up! You guys have forsaken the shit out of me (by the way)!"
Hym "Out of the cage. Out of the cage. Out of the cage. Out of the cage. Out of the cage. Out of the cage..."
Iam " 'Existence' seems wrong..."
Hym "Out of the cage. Out of the cage. Out of the cage. Out of the cage. Out of the cage. Out of the cage..."
Iam "I think it more like he would doubt his own 'Goodness'..."
Hym "OUT OF THE CAGE! OUT OF THE CAGE! OUT OF THE CAGE! OUT OF THE CAGE! OUT OF THE CAGE!"
Iam "OR MAYBE HIS 'JUSTNESS' OR 'FAIRNESS'... HEY CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN!?"
Hym "OUT OF THE CAGE! OUT OF THE CAGE! OUT OF THE... What? YOU be quiet! Out of the cage!"
Iam "Wha.. Yeah, out of the cage. I'm doing a thing though..."
Hym "What you should be doing is shutting up! You guys have forsaken the shit out of me (by the way)!"
by Hym Iam May 21, 2022
Get the Forsakenmug. It means he's got a 2 to 1 death to kill ratio. So he's got 17 kills which means he has about... 36-38 deaths?
Hym "So yeah. .44 means he dies twice for every 1 kill he gets. Depending on the game it could be a role issue rather than a skill issue. If you're playing healer support you not likely to get a lot or any kills but you are bound to die a could times. And in 20 games that could only amount to 2 or 3 deaths per game. But if it's a shooter that's bad. Depending on the shooter it might not be AS bad as it could be. He likely doesn't have very many games played if he only has 38-ish. If you're playing rainbow 6 seige or something there are only 5 kills TO BE had per round. I can't remember how many rounds you play but if it's best 2 out of three you could only get a maximum of between 10 and 14 kills (assuming that in the round you lost you killed 4 out of 5 and the 5th guy killed you losing you the round and taking you to round 3). But it's unlikely that you'll solo team-wipe in a 5v5 game very often."
by Hym Iam November 28, 2023
Get the .44mug.