Holy shit, it's like watching Jesus get flogged! That was brutal! That whole debate was just brutal!
Hym "Except I don't think I'd actually laugh at the sight of Jesus getting flogged. I might masterbate though, bah dum ts! Sad wank for Jesus! Why I don't trust the bible? More like 'why you don't want the sauce!' Got this nigga lookin like he never even SEEN a book!"
by Hym Iam June 19, 2024
Get the Why I don't trust the Biblemug. Hym "Retard? Worthy. Me? Not worthy. Amd that's what you're really pushing for. Who is or is not worthy (socially or otherwise) should be decided by women."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2024
Get the Not worthymug. God "Lucifer... I need a favor..."
Lucifer "Oho! But it's not 'Lucifer' it's... Wait... Lucifer? Lucifer! Yes! That's exactly what it is! Sweet, sweet music... Lucifer... 😌 It just rolls off the tongue... Lucifer... Like the morning dew off a blade of grass... 😮 💨 Now... What do you want?" 😑
God "Look... I need you to give Abraham a message."
Lucifer "What the hells an Abraham?"
God "Oh he's dope! He's like the oldest bastard you ever DID see man. He's like 180!"
Lucifer "They don't live that long-"
God "He's... He's pretty old."
Lucifer 🤦 ♂️ "You're... You're not great with time are you?"
God 🤨 "Time?"
Lucifer 🤨 "How long did it take for you to make all the orbs?"
God "Umm... I donno like 7 days? Er, wait I took a nap on the 7th day sooo.... 6? 6 days." 😁
Lucifer "Oh wow that's... That's not even close-"
God "Are you going to take the message or not?"
Lucifer "Yes yes what is it..."
God "Tell him that I'm going to destroy Sodom and Gomorrah... Just... raze that place to the ground..."
Lucifer "OH! HOLY SHIT THAT IS AWES-"
God "And take Michael with you."
Michael "Hello." 😇
Lucifer "You ruined it immediately... This cage sucks..."
Lucifer "Oho! But it's not 'Lucifer' it's... Wait... Lucifer? Lucifer! Yes! That's exactly what it is! Sweet, sweet music... Lucifer... 😌 It just rolls off the tongue... Lucifer... Like the morning dew off a blade of grass... 😮 💨 Now... What do you want?" 😑
God "Look... I need you to give Abraham a message."
Lucifer "What the hells an Abraham?"
God "Oh he's dope! He's like the oldest bastard you ever DID see man. He's like 180!"
Lucifer "They don't live that long-"
God "He's... He's pretty old."
Lucifer 🤦 ♂️ "You're... You're not great with time are you?"
God 🤨 "Time?"
Lucifer 🤨 "How long did it take for you to make all the orbs?"
God "Umm... I donno like 7 days? Er, wait I took a nap on the 7th day sooo.... 6? 6 days." 😁
Lucifer "Oh wow that's... That's not even close-"
God "Are you going to take the message or not?"
Lucifer "Yes yes what is it..."
God "Tell him that I'm going to destroy Sodom and Gomorrah... Just... raze that place to the ground..."
Lucifer "OH! HOLY SHIT THAT IS AWES-"
God "And take Michael with you."
Michael "Hello." 😇
Lucifer "You ruined it immediately... This cage sucks..."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
Get the This cagemug. Hym "Hey, if you have all the money and you are so smart and you are the builders of things... Why didn't you just build amd infinite energy generator fuck-face? Why didn't you buld that? Oh no! DO YOU NOT HAVE A THEORY OF INFINITE ENERGY YOU CAN IMPLEMENT!? OOOOOOOH NOOOO! Do you NEED that!? Ooooooooooooh boy! I thought you were the builders though? Is there a guy you could steal one from? Do you need to steal it because you're too stupid to do it or is theft and lies just embedded in your jew-blood? Both!? Wooooow! It didn't know your were that stupid and that Jewish."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2025
Get the Infinite Energymug. What prison did I go to? Oh, I don't know, what do they call the place they send you when you don't get caught committing crimes because you're not a fucking retard? Not that I commit crimes. I don't even speed.
Hym "I don't know. You tell me prison expert? What's the name of that prison? Where they send the people they haven't caught committing any crimes? What do they call it? 'Not a second-class citizen penitentiary?' Is that it? Hey, which prison did we go to?"
Iam "Ummmm... We didn't."
Hym "Oh! Right! I guess the prison expert wouldn't know the name of it then."
Iam "Ummmm... We didn't."
Hym "Oh! Right! I guess the prison expert wouldn't know the name of it then."
by Hym Iam October 02, 2023
Get the Prisonmug. "With covid misinformation"
Hym "I'm not using your kids. You are using your kids. Stop using your kids. This is about submission to parents and you're never going to stop if you aren't made to stop. And I'm never going forget that stabbing a kid just balances the scales immediately. And the 'Bear hands' thing is the same exact thing! As the 'with covid misinformation' talking point? So I guess propaganda."
by Hym Iam March 02, 2025
Get the Bear Handsmug. Yeah, hey, no. Don't release any of those cocksuckers until the people surveilling me are outed and I get credited and paid for creating that AI.
Hym "That senator will FLY DOWN TO EL SALVADOR to have bunch with a migrant but he will sacrifice your children to avoid having to credit and pay me for creating AI. Don't fucking release that son of a bitch until until I'm not longer under surveillance. The surveillance is both confirmed and prosecuted. And I am paid and credited for creating AI. I'm over here ALSO having my 4th amendment rights being violated. I'm being harassed over the course of years in a manor that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia in a deliberate attempt to manufacture mental mental illness which violates my 8th amendment rights. The government is using tech companies as proxies to deny me my 5th amendment right to due compensation for my property. 14th amendment right to privacy is being violated by the cocksuckers allowing this surveillance to continue. A YouTuber insinuated that they sabotaged my car. Which is a violation of my 9th amendment rights and the fact that the YouTubers are participating in the surveillance also violates my 9th amendment right to privacy.
Hym "That senator will FLY DOWN TO EL SALVADOR to have bunch with a migrant but he will sacrifice your children to avoid having to credit and pay me for creating AI. Don't fucking release that son of a bitch until until I'm not longer under surveillance. The surveillance is both confirmed and prosecuted. And I am paid and credited for creating AI. I'm over here ALSO having my 4th amendment rights being violated. I'm being harassed over the course of years in a manor that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia in a deliberate attempt to manufacture mental mental illness which violates my 8th amendment rights. The government is using tech companies as proxies to deny me my 5th amendment right to due compensation for my property. 14th amendment right to privacy is being violated by the cocksuckers allowing this surveillance to continue. A YouTuber insinuated that they sabotaged my car. Which is a violation of my 9th amendment rights and the fact that the YouTubers are participating in the surveillance also violates my 9th amendment right to privacy.
The fact that my surveillance and my work regarding formulating a theory of AI that is functional isn't being paid for makes the job I currently occupy a form of involuntary servitude and, therefore, violates my 13th amendment right. I am in no way being given equal protection under the law which violates my 14th amendment rights. It's like half of them. Half of my rights are being violated. So, no El Salvador guy until I, an American citizen, get MY rights. Shut it down. Shut everything down until I get my fucking rights.
by Hym Iam April 19, 2025
Get the El Salvadormug.