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Hym Iam's definitions

Punishment

No pushiment will satisfy the parents and it serves no purpose other than for bystanders to get their sadistic jollies off and maintain their delusion that they couldn't have done otherwise.
Hym "No punishment will undo whatever I choose to do in response to this but if I am remembered for one thing I will be for giving you the opportunity to prevent it."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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Your position

Is going to be wishing I didn't murder this kid in a minute.
Hym "I don't give a fuck about your position if bloodshed has to happen for this to stop them it will."
by Hym Iam July 29, 2024
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Motivation

Irrelevant. And you don't care. YOU don't want me to benefit from this and other people have EXPLICITLY STATED that they don't want me to benefit from this (3 people specifically. Tyrone, Internet Tyrone, and Fat Neckbeard. None of them refute the fact that I've done the things I've said I've done but they all relish the fact that I am not being allowed to use it to elevate myself above them socially and economically) so MY motivation is whatever you need it to be to justify preventing me from benefiting from this. I think whatever you think I think and I feel whatever emotion you project on to me. Thus is the solipsistic nature of man.
Hym "Let's talk about YOUR motivation. I'm sure it's 100% altruistic. You're the lords prophet who doesn't believe in God (in an ontological sense) and seriously tried to frame 'belief in God' as this sort of affront to God like "Who could even dare to say that they believe in something so profound and magnificent!?' LITERALLY 99% percent of the planet. That's who. Basically everyone but you. And then you round up your sycophants to sit there and blow smoke up God's ass with statements like 'Well maybe God is too magnificent, too good for mortal eyes to behold' in an attempt to overcompensate for your inability to reconcile with your analytical mind's inability to believe. So what is YOUR actual motivation for participating in this facade? Spite? To teach me a lesson that I will never learn? Punishment? Revenge? You sure as hell aren't doing me any favors over there. Better yet, what would my motivation have to ACTUALLY BE from me to get credit for my contribution? If my motivation is relevant AT ALL, what is the acceptable motivation that gets me the things I want? Nothing. Nothing would satisfy you. And because nothing would satisfy you, my motivation is irrelevant. You do not care about my motivation."
by Hym Iam March 16, 2023
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Accountable

No. I don't. That is an imaginary caveat you have invented.
Hym "And 'You need to be accountable for the things you say' is just your uppity, blimey, poofter way of saying 'You can say what you want but if I don't like it I get to do whatever I want to you' and NO. You DON'T get to do that. That isn't free speech. That is CONTINGENT speech and the contingency is the delicate sensibilities of some slack-jawed mongoloid. So, no. So maybe I wouldn't be saying what I'm saying if I hadn't been getting harass for years in a manner the resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. Where is the accountability for them? Why is accountability always absent LITERALLY half the time? Fuck you. You're not an authority to which I can be held accountable."
by Hym Iam May 7, 2025
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Bitter

The opposite of sweet? I don't know I'm not a chef.
Hym "You don't sound very 'sweet' when you're referencing me. You sound a little 'bitter' every time you do it. Or 'salty' as they call it in the gaming community. Which aren't the same in terms of flavor but (surprisingly enough) mean the same thing in terms of behavior. It's funny. But, hey, did you guys think I was dead? I know this is unrelated, yeah, I'll just lob a few unrelated questions at you: did you think I was dead? Did you think you were the monotone monomaniacal villain instead of the depressed boy? Do you think you're proving a point? Are you aware of the fact that I am always the most reciprocating person in my friend groups and, therefore, should be accruing the benefits of being that? Did YOU write a Hypertext that was instantiated in (both) eastern and western cultures (the intimations of which NEVER conflate me with the references)? It was the molester whore and the brothel madam who were nonreciprocal (btw). I'm still convinced you're being a piss pants. You seem a little salty but that's ok. I forgive you."
by Hym Iam June 18, 2022
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Controlling other men

What you really care about.
Hym "That's it. Controlling other men or (if you're on a the liberal end) position putting women in a position to control other men. The controlled want nothing more than for other men to be controlled with them. Their worldview is entirely antithetical to freedom. And it's an incest cult."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
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Transreligious

🤔 Hmmm look at what the Bible says here... See... It's almost as if it's saying the you HAVE to accept the wager... Or else you're a hypocrite.. Yes... Yes. Everyone but me is a hypocrite for not doing the thing I'm doing... It's BETTER EVEN than actually believing! You see it? You see where it says that? Hmmm 🤔 Yes... Very interesting...
Dr. JeepJorp "LOOK HERE! Look at what it says here... It's almost like it's saying that ACTING AS IF God is real is MORE IMPORTANT THAN BELIEVING! Doesn't it look like it say that? See!? Doing the thing that I do and ACTING as though God is real even though I don't actually believe it is BETTER than believing! See how it says that?"

Hym 🤨 "But... You don't actually act like an omniscient reality monster is going to punish you for... Let's say... Baring false witness and stealing... I can see you doing both of those things... You ACT like you don't believe the things you say..."

Dr. JeepJorp "I AM WHAT I SAY I AM!"

Hym "Ohoho sounds familiar doesn't it? It's like you're transreligious. You're like a transgender except with religion."
by Hym Iam March 15, 2023
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