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Good person detector

Did anyone catch the michelin jew's reference to me? Anyone? Because I said I had a charlatan detector... Get it? He read the thing. This. He read this.... I don't think he's a fan.... ☹️
Hym "Hahahahahahaha Good person detector!? Get it? Because he knows he's a charlatan and feels bad (kind of) so to console him, the michelin jew says that. You know who I'm talking about, right? Put a yamacha on the stay-puff marshmallow. Can you picture it? Do you see? You get it?"
by Hym Iam January 29, 2023
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Trivial

You motherfuckers need to accept that some of the things I've done are trivial and what is happening to me is not...
Hym "And if YOU think what I did with AI here is trivial YOU need to go online and WRITE A FUCKING INSTRUCTION MANUAL FOR A TIME MACHINE and MAYBE a billionaire will pay to make it and then you can go back in time and stop me from getting harassed for 15 years or, better yet, you can stop it all! You can stop me from downloading Win.exe. You can stop me from taking birth control. You can stop Kendra from fucking that retard. Shit, you can stop him from getting molested. You can stop them from reading my fucking email. BUT UNTIL THEN, you haven't done ANYTHING ever that compares."
by Hym Iam June 8, 2025
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Split the baby

It is crazy that you will deny yourself justice just to prevent me from getting it.
Hym "Really. You trying to split the baby on literally every issue is crazy. Cite the lesbian who pretended to be a man."
by Hym Iam June 4, 2025
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Friends

If me and a bunch of men fucked one of the retards at the group home we worked in you would have a problem with it.
Hym "They wouldn't be victims if you weren't doing what you're doing and you had done what I said. Friends forever. And I would still be in the exact same situation I'm in if I did what YOU said."
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
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Weird

Not normal.

Iam "That's the weird thing about all this... I don't explicitly think that the things I'm watching have some sort of hidden meaning or message for me or anything. It's exclusively people I interact with. So, here's an example: I've been watching that comedy show for years. Never once did I think they were making a direct reference to me save for 1 instance where one of the guys said a woman was "A walking hole to fill." Which was hilarious and a thing that I wrote. But I was like 'Ok. Maybe he read that or maybe he came up with the same idea.' and that's fair enough, right? But that's the only time.
Until after your little 'slip.' Now I see it regularly. I say the Brit is a 'clever guy' for using that quote; the guy interviewing him calls him a 'clever guy' the day after I write it. The same guy parrots my description (verbatim) of my character. Before all that, he parrots (again verbatim) my reasoning for writing in the first place (because, initially, this started as a compilation of information that I thought was interesting or worth spreading). You were sitting right there when he said it. If you watched him do what I think he did and you are aware of it; then it isn't Schizophrenia. You're doing the thing that I believe people are doing. I find it increasingly difficult to write off these occurrences as mere coincidence. Three separate occasion. So, as an experiment, I subscribed to a new channel. I didn't think I was being referenced at all and he's in the same sphere as you (technically). I go and watch a video of the first person I subscribed to. No feeling that I am being referenced. I've outlined all of the reason I might have earned someone's ire. I proved that the people at my last job were reading my writing by correcting the spelling of a word she misspelled repeatedly. She spelled it correctly from that day on. So, yeah, good question. Why some things and not others? Because some people are doing the thing I'm talking about and other people are not. It's weird."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2022
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Nigger

Hym "STILL ALLOWED! I CAN SAY NIGGER AS MUCH AS I WANT! SEE!? I SAID THE 'A' VERSION TOO!"
by Hym Iam April 11, 2024
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Convenient

"If you want credit for the things you do you're bad" ~ The celebrity who uses exclusively other people's work.
Hym "Well, that's awfully convenient, isn't it? Because that way you don't have to give me credit... AND I'm bad for wanting to be credited! Isn't that just wild? And it's the structure of reality do it. That's not a just thing that he's making up to spite me. That's a real facet of reality."
by Hym Iam February 5, 2024
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