Abel

Probably deserved it.

Cain "What... What are you doing?"

Abel "Uh... Nothing. What are you even doing here?"

Cain "I... Came back to see what kind of sacrifice you left... You just switched our sacrifices!"

Abel "What!? No I didn't!"

Cain "Yes. You did. I saw you. You've been lying to me and everyone else!"

Abel "Look, I don't know what you THINK you saw but if I'm getting the results then I'm clearly doing it right. Besides, who's God going to believe? I'm ME and you're YOU."

Cain "YOU BASTARD!" *Tackles Abel*

*Cain and Abel roll around on the ground*

*Cain ends up on top*

Cain *grabs rock* "I TRUSTED YOU!" *SMASH!* "I LOVED YOU!" *SMASH SMASH SMASH!*

by Hym Iam June 18, 2022

Question

Does that answer your question, Jordan? Or does it need to be a yes or no? Because I know how you feel about yes or no questions...

Hym "To answer your question, Yes. The first time I did it begrudgingly, at someone else's behest. Tried to convince them not to do it or to do it in a way that wasn't fucking retarded. Seriously. If you're going to commit fraud, do not let the ring leader be a fat bald retard. Second time was compensatory. She was fucking the retard. She was talking about how much she loves fat cocks and she locked eyes with a cripple for a full 7 count. She fucked him. Which means.... there aren't any cameras here. And to tolerate that shit costs way more than I was being paid. Why should I be forced to eat the cost? I don't think I should have to do that. So, I didn't. Hit them with a little 'labor inflation' and send a few thousand 'emails' asking where the fuck that prostitute was keeping my money and allowed them to compensate me for services rendered. Wasn't enough obviously. My payment remains incomplete. Interest is building.... 🤷 I still maintain that I am fairly morally grey. For now at least."

by Hym Iam February 09, 2023

You

You are to blame. I laid out what I believed to be the case. Told you to investigate. And then make a video confirming that what I have been saying is the truth. Instead you DID the thing I told you I would murder your kids over. You waited for me to reveal my name. At which point, the frequency with which I was antagonized increased dramatically. I solved to problem of perception and at that point I officially became the creator of AI. You continued to do the thing I told you not to do. Then somone else did it. To someone else. And that latter someone else shot up a school. And then when asked what could have caused that school shooting... The psychologist LIED BLATANTLY and claim it was a rare form of schizophrenia. That was a lie. It was the thing that is happening to me. I told you that that was going to happen. You wanted ME to do that. You wanted ME to murder your kids. I said INSTEAD OF MURDERING YOUR KIDS... I was going to do this. You didn't like this. You wanted me to not able to do this successfully and it's more success than anyone has ever had. And you can't get me to murder your kids and you can't BLAME ME for the thing YOU DID... So you are trying to abscond with or diminish my success.

Hym "That's YOU. Suchir. Texas. I'm sitting in a dumpster. YOU... Refusing to do things MY WAY... Is what got those people killed. And NOT WHAT I DID. So, no. I'm not going to do things YOUR WAY. I was right. Everyone who was against me was wrong. Everyone who supported me was right to do so. I did create AI (like I said I would). I am better than everyone in spite of it all (like I said I was). The thing I said what doing to happen, happened. I said these people in my community are doing this to me. It isn't a manifestation of my own mind. I would murder your kids over this and the likelihood that somone else is going to draw the same conclusion is non-zero. I said 'all they have to do is agree.' Remember that? Remember when I said that? I do. I remember everything I said. YOU are being an obstacle. You could choose to stop doing that whenever you want."

by Hym Iam March 26, 2025

YOUR Lesson

Did you learn YOURS?

Hym "Did you learn YOUR lesson? Did you learn the difference between natural and imposed consequences yet? Because I didn't impose anything on anyone. You have to come here (where ever HERE is) to see me. That's something you're doing voluntarily. I told you not to do the thing that was going to get your kids killed. You did that deliberately. YOU, on the other hand, are trying to impose consequences on me, with authority you don't actually have, and using your kids a post hoc justification. So... What happened? What actually happened, you know, like, in actuality? Because... It looks like you tried to impose some consequences there and then incurred some natural consequences... I mean, at a glance. Right? That IS what happened there right? I mean, who knows! Maybe I'm just a delusional schizophrenic."

by Hym Iam February 20, 2025

Psychic Prison Made of Retards

Hey, actually Sam, I didn't make any of those.

Hym "I didn't make a Psychic Prison Made of Retards. That's not a thing I did."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2025

Joke

A Retard Fucker, A Child Murderer, and a Goblin Whore walk into group home for developmentally disabled adults. The Retard Fucker says "Please!!! stop raping me!!!", the Child Murderer says "I'm sorry!!! Please!!! It hurts!!!", The Goblin whore says "Wow! I guess that'll teach me to be a smart mouthed bitch" and she goes to jail for criminal negligence and her kids are orphans forever. The end.

In case you're wondering, the retard also dies in this joke.

by Hym Iam December 08, 2020

Friends

I don’t have any problems until they decide to use privileged information against me for the purpose of my derision or you my likeness and response to derision as a tool for self promotion. And it’s unacceptable for me to do that to people (not that it’s something I do isn’t the first place). But where was I when someone was trying to extort 2 grand from you by pretending to be an underage girl? Being made fun of by you and the people you talk to behind my back. Where was I while you and your T-Rex head girlfriend were fucking each other? Taking your mother to the hospital while you made fun of me behind my back. Where were you while I was working 6 hours of your shift in addition to my own? At home, sleeping off the dicking-down you got from a mental midget.

Hym “And that’s just the friends. Don’t even get me started on the family aspect of it. I mean, you can’t have a relationship with people you can’t say no to. Where is my cousin? Where is my brother? If all the kids in your family are leaving and not coming back. It isn’t the kids. Is it me? Are they around when I’m not? No. They’re gone whether I’m there or not. You don’t like what I said about women and retards. So you’ve decided to be a bitch. That’s a decision you’ve made. To be a bitch. It’s easier for you to change yourself than it is for you to change me (which is what you’re trying to do). You’re trying to change me instead of stopping being a bitch. That’s you. And if you want to talk about avoidance. I’m not avoiding you. Takes less for you to get here than it does for me to come there. You obviously care enough to do what you’re doing. Shot clock is ticking. You’re standing there dribbling. Shoot the ball.”

by Hym Iam October 22, 2022