Hym Iam's definitions

Your son is dead...

Because he was singled out for torment by the dogshit people who permeate your community. Me describing what is actively happening to ME doesn't not make me culpability or guilty of that and I actively tried to stop it but "the people" decided that maybe they want some people to have to live like that. So, they obstructed me from doing so because they are petty, stupid, and obstinate.

Hym "And time is slow. It takes, like, forever for things go happen. So, your son is dead because people don't want to have to stop doing the thing they are doing and they want ME to kill your kids so that they can take me off the board going forward. And, to explain, I have a little diagram I'd like to shot you:

So THIS 👇
Me---------X
Is more important that THIS 👇
Your son---------------------------->
To them
See how that works? And I'm like a sociopath or something so I'm just not ever going to care about things in a way that's substantive. So, your son is dead... Because of THAT. Not me. I didn't kill any sons yet! And anyone who knows me would know that I would start with daughters and then go from 'daughter' to 'indiscriminately.' Right?"

by Hym Iam February 3, 2025

This cage thing

Cacacacacacacage!

Lucifer "Yeah, I don't see what the big deal is... This place is pretty dope... But you see what I mean about the ethical-"

Michael "We're here." 😇 *Knock knock knock*

Abraham *Clears throat* "Hello?"

Michael "Hello 😇👋 Can I speak to you for a moment about our lord and savior-"

Lucifer "Holy shit! He IS old! Look at how OLD he is! Son of a bitch! Do I not have a firm grasp of time!?"

Abraham 👳 ♂️ "What's this all about?"

Lucifer "Anywho... Open up. Out of the way!"

*Michael and Lucifer walk in the house*

Michael "We have a message from-"

Lucifer "Pack your shit! Let's go! Get a move on! God is destroying this place and everyone in it- Oh! Well hello there... And who might you be?" 😍

Abraham "That's my daughter-wife."

Lucifer 😨 "Ugh! Ew!" *Looks over at Michael* "Why are we sparing this guy again?" 🤨

Michael "You have 24 hours to leave this place before God carries out his plan."

Abraham 😱 "WHAT!? Surely there must be another way!"

Michael "Hold on a moment..." ☝️😇 ".... God says that if you can find 10 righteous people he will spare the city."

Abraham "Oh! Thank you! Thank you lo-"

*Bang! Bang! Bang!*

Mob Guy 1 "Abrahaaaam! Oh, Abrahaaaam!"

Mob Guy 2 "We saw you made some new friends Abraham..."

Mob Guy 1 "We likes em... And we wants em... Now... We can do this the easy way... Or we can do it the hard way..."

Abraham 😰

Michael 😇

Lucifer 👿 "Excuse me a moment..." *Gets up and walks outside*

Mob Guy 1 "Well hello there beautiful-"

Lucifer "RAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!"

💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥👹🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥

Mob Guy 1 "AAAAAAH!!! YYAAAARRGGH!!!"

Mob Guy 2 "MY EYES!!!! IT BURNS!!"

Lucifer "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! GOOD LUCK ESCAPING THE FIRE WITH OUT ANY EYES!!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!"

Abraham 😖

Micahel 😇

Lucifer *Walks inside* "I think I'm finally starting to see the appeal of this cage thing." 😁
Abraham 😰

Lucifer "Welp... I think we're done here... Let's go Michael... 10 people Abraham. 24 hours."

Michael "Okie dokie. Buhbye." 👋😇

*Lucifer and Michael walk off*

Abraham 😮 💨

by Hym Iam February 24, 2023

Correct

And you know what I'm going say right?

Hym "If I'm correct about the shooter doing what I told you to do sooner probably would gave prevented that. And I'm always correct. You know? Instead of snickering and bloviating about it and reveling in my misfortune. Letting people like Destiny amd Tate and all of the other shit-heads pretend to be me. *Sigh* Man, I really would have loved rubbing this in Jordan's face if Trump had died..... God I would have loved that! I cannot believe this! Oh well I guess. You guys totally mishandled this."

by Hym Iam July 16, 2024

Cult

They just aren't any good if they aren't Satanist

Hym "Pssshhh!!! Don't tell them that! How am I supposed to start a Satanist cult so I can bang the hot ones if you're going around telling people I'm not a Satanist!?"

Iam "We talk about not engaging in deity worship..."

Hym "You shut up!"

by Hym Iam May 12, 2022

Nothing

Nnnnnope. I don’t have anything. And after I was accused of plagiarism I used my own idea which were roundly stolen. Because they are better. Mine are better. And that’s why you’re doing this. You thought I needed to steal from you because I didn’t have my own ideas. My ideas were better. Are you winning now? You weren’t before I started. You weren’t AFTER HE started.

Hym “You are withholding from me the thing that would have earned you my loyalty. And I never received any credit for your bullshit. Nor did I want it. Did you take credit for mine? Huh? Did you do a thing that I did not? Seems to be the case. And that’s not nothing.”

by Hym Iam November 4, 2022

Schools

Is that where MY money should be going?

Hym "To the kids I didn't sire? No. This is what I mean about parents being sub-human filth. My tax dollars shouldn't be going to the schools because my rights are being violated. The people trying to steal our lives in the name of and to give to their kids need to be treated like the vermin they are."

by Hym Iam February 19, 2025

Women

It isn't just women Alex. This ties into the broader solipsistic nature of man that I've been talking about.

Hym "And it reminds me of a Joe Rogan podcast clip that I saw recently. It was a spelunker talking about what he does and he says 'There is this unspoken rule. 👉I👈 always go home.' Meaning if something happens, I'm going to leave you for dead. And I'm like... You know if you leave me for dead and I survive I'm going to murder you and rape your wife and kids right? And the kill them too? Do you seriously expect me to get out and be like 'Oh shit man. I know how the unspoken rule works!' No. If you do that and I'm not dead... You will be. So... There is unspoken rule number 2: If you're going to leave someone for dead... Make sure they're dead. But this has nothing to do with women. I just think in an associative manner and you made me think of that."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023