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Definitions by Hym Iam

I'm the 1%.
Hym "No. I'll say it to your face. Your face isn't special. You're not to good to get insulted and you aren't Joe Rogan so what are you actually going to do? Avoid saying shit to MY fucking face. Avoid me entirely so you don't look like and idiot when I call your bluff. That's what you're going to do. ESPECIALLY if my imaginary Frankenstein is with me. I'd be hearing a whole lot of 'sir'coming out your mouth. 'Yes, sir. Please don't be mean to me online, sir.' Getthefuckouttahere with that."
Your face by Hym Iam August 2, 2023

Mean comments

Why should people NOT leave this? IT TALE THE SAME ABOUT OF TIME TO LEAVE A MEAN COMMENT AS IT DOES TO LEAVE A NICE ONE FUCK-FACE.
A bitch "Why are you leaving mean comments on my thing!? I'm not mean!"

Hym "Welp... I see here that you have a bunch of NICE comments that are telling you that you are smart and/or correct and you are neither smart NOR correct. You're just mad that I'm disrupting the sound of your sycophantic little echo chambers, you sorry fuck. You don't like getting berated for being stupid and wrong then stop doing it! And your dad is a faggot."
Mean comments by Hym Iam August 2, 2023

IT'S ALIVE!!! 

Nah- Fuck you Sam Harris don't disparage my imaginary Frankenstein! He's fucking compassionate enough. Alright? "He's not who people should be listening to" Yeah, who SHOULD they be listening to? Jewish fucking bible nerds? Should I wear the mask and take the vaccine? Should I only listen to people who AFFIRM YOUR VALUES? That's probably what you want.
Hym "IT'S ALIVE!!! My Imaginary Frankenstein Lives!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And Sam Harris hates it. Hilarious. You know what I really think? I really think that you're an intellectual elitist and that if you're not in a certain sphere you need to cede your capacity for thought (to whatever extent you are able to think) to 'experts' because even if they are wrong at least the stupid people are willing to cede their decision making to the 'experts.' It's more important than than actually being right. And I think this because it's the through-line that exists between your stance on Trump, RFK jr., AND Andrew Tate. Your position against all three is LITERALLY 'They are going to make stupid people think they don't have to listen to what the jewish bible nerds say and it's dangerous for everyone!' You and Jordan Peterson are the same in that regard. Pathetic. And if your compassion doesn't extend to ME, RIGHT NOW, then it is functionally nonexistent"
IT'S ALIVE!!! by Hym Iam August 1, 2023
You do the work for me if I stab somebody...
Hym "So I don't really need any proof... In theory."
Proof by Hym Iam August 1, 2023

Ostracized 

No I'm pretty sure I'm been manually ostracized in the hopes that if you do it long enough you be subordinate me to you're performative collectivism. I have not inherent responsibility to appease a collective that isn't even willing to acknowledge my existence. Give me my freedom or I'm going to make you take it.
Hym "Yeah, see, what it sound like you want is everyone gets their own heaven (or dimension) and some point and if WE are God, I am also God and I'm telling you no. We're not doing that. You can do a better job now. I'm not going to let you FLEE FROM REALITY in the afterlife. You are doing what you're doing NOW. So, you don't get your perfect afterlife. I'm not going to let it happen. I might even make reality worse just to spite you. So yeah... No. This isn't what's going to happen because I'm ALSO God (in the context of you thing) and I'm not going to let you escape the reality your are subjecting me to as a matter of your arbitrary whim. So YOU decide. Which version of reality are we in? Because it's not the one where I allow you to do the thing you're talking about. I don't appreciate being ostracized. And I don't want to be God. I'm going to stop anything that does anything even remotely analogous to God. I don't care how good it is for everyone. If your collectivism doesn't extend DIRECTLY to me IMMEDIATELY then it doesn't exist. No."
Ostracized by Hym Iam August 1, 2023
Yah, it's the name... The NAME of the thing is why it isn't working.
Hym "Yup. Changing the name to 'X' definitely did more than nothing. I can see it from here. Because if you change the name then you can trick the stupid people into using the thing the don't want to use. That's how that works. Let's change all the names. Let's change 'Mortal Kombat' to 'Sentient Fighting.' And then we can change 'Coca-Cola' to '&' that'll boost the sales. I'm a genius business man!"
X by Hym Iam July 31, 2023
Hym "So is the brunette you wife or something? I might have to reconsider the dinner offer.... But no, you're allowed to be sarcastic."
Sarcastic by Hym Iam July 31, 2023