The idea that the Bible has multiple authors is not something I learned from Jordan Peterson but, rather, Morgue.
Hym “The funniest part about this is watching you turn into a self-serving, self-important narcissist. It’s hilarious. You’ll take the undue credit and claim to be what this is based on but it is based everything I have ever encountered. You are one of many and (In my opinion) the most arrogant and contemptible. You are you and I am Hym. You couldn’t do what I did if you tried and the funniest part is that I was just winging it. So, there are no ‘authors’. I wrote down ideas that I had internalized in addition to ideas of my own. You’re conflating the two. In every instance where the ideas of others are replaced with mine, mine come out on top. By every metric. Whether it’s ratings, revenue, or the standard for creative achievement (subsequent texts being based on the source). This is what competence looks like. Behold. Is I blinding? Can you see? Or must you shield your eye from the radiant light that is the very essence of my being?.”
by Hym Iam November 08, 2022
Get the Authorsmug. Oh god... 🤦 ♂️ I should have finished the second half of the video. It just keeps getting worse....
Hym "No. We're not redefining wealth to sell you bullshit ethos. And your proposition is the EXACT OPPOSITE of the truth (The proposition that if you don't have family it doesn't matter how much money you have and all more money will do is pave the path to hell). If you don't have family money is the difference between life and death. Let's say you work for Anheuser-Busch. The company goes bankrupt because of an ad campaign. 166,632 people lose their jobs. You have no family. You have to start looking for a job. That takes time. Maybe your resume isn't great. 166,632 people are now ALSO looking for a new job and they have similar work experience. If it takes more than a month and 15 days (and that's if your landlord is generous) you're evicted. You get evicted, you can not longer get a job because you need a place of residence to get a job. How long before your phone runs out of service? Can no longer access the internet. Which means you can no longer look for a job. You have no family. Nowhere to stay. How does money not help you in that situation?
Hym "No. We're not redefining wealth to sell you bullshit ethos. And your proposition is the EXACT OPPOSITE of the truth (The proposition that if you don't have family it doesn't matter how much money you have and all more money will do is pave the path to hell). If you don't have family money is the difference between life and death. Let's say you work for Anheuser-Busch. The company goes bankrupt because of an ad campaign. 166,632 people lose their jobs. You have no family. You have to start looking for a job. That takes time. Maybe your resume isn't great. 166,632 people are now ALSO looking for a new job and they have similar work experience. If it takes more than a month and 15 days (and that's if your landlord is generous) you're evicted. You get evicted, you can not longer get a job because you need a place of residence to get a job. How long before your phone runs out of service? Can no longer access the internet. Which means you can no longer look for a job. You have no family. Nowhere to stay. How does money not help you in that situation?
And you can't possibly be suggesting that the cause of poverty is, what, alcohol and drug abuse? Is that the 'money poverty' or the 'family poverty' you're talking about? Furthermore, you're perfectly willing to give the money to single mothers. You shouldn't need to depend on nepotism to save you from a sudden drawback (and in the context of the Anheuser-Busch employees one that is beyond your control) or illness to not be sent into homelessness. Money would immediately fix the problem. You lose your job because a catholic zealot gets his sycophants to boycott the company you work for. So, instead of the government taking your money giving it to a woman who didn't fuck you to feed a kid that isn't yours, the government either gives you what you need or holds business accountable for the quality for life they provide to their employees . Your entire proposition is basically 'ascend the hierarchy or be a wage slave until you can't work anymore and then be homeless. No change needed here. You have the power for friendship and family and that's all YOU need. That should be more important to YOU than the money you deserve.' It's absurd... Son of a bitch... Too many characters... Wealth... There.
by Hym Iam April 22, 2023
Get the Wealthmug. Hym "That isn't me being 'predictable' you fucking idiot. You knowing that I am going to describe what is happening accurately and then saying what I would say isn't a manifestation of how well you know me, it's you knowing the actual truth and then demonstrating to everyone watching that YOU ARE FUCKING LYING when you describe it any other way. You know what the truth is and you are just making something else up. And then anyone who isn't willing to play along SEES YOU DOING THAT... And then they buy a police officer costume and show up at your senator's house and then shoots them in the fucking face. And then you do THE SAME EXACT THING with the story about the senators getting shot... And then anyone who isn't willing to play along SEES THAT AS WELL... And we'll see how many times your senators get murdered before you learn your lesson. I'll count for you. I know you struggle with counting so I'll do that for you. You don't even have to ask. FOR A NOMINAL FEE! So there's one 🖕"
by Hym Iam June 29, 2025
Get the Predictablemug. Hym "Is it just the trans people doing school shootings? Nooooo it isn't. What's the through-line? Between all the shooters? Is it loser? Is it incel? Is it mentally ill? Is it being demonized for being any of these things to the point where one day you decide 'Well shit if I'm the bad one I might as well just be the bad one and do something bad."
by Hym Iam March 30, 2023
Get the Transmug. Hym "Hamas is not Satan, Ben. But YOU are, in fact, undercooked! Ha! Get it? Because of the ovens? Hey, the oven bit is catching on. I saw some guy on YouTube making an oven joke. It was something along the line of 'I had to put a 🔒 on my oven because jews kept trying to live inside it' the joke being that jews confuse ovens with houses. It was good. It's fun to make jokes."
by Hym Iam May 11, 2024
Get the Hamas is not Satan, Benmug. by Hym Iam July 18, 2025
Get the According to whommug. Iam "Yes. I think I wrote about The Binomial Distribution Intersexual Attractiveness Graph in reference to Kevin Samuels once. He never let women rate themselves a 7 out of 10 (because that's what everyone always choose) and I pointed out that they were doing that because they were CORRECT. The Binomial Distribution Intersex Attractiveness Graph shows that the average man would exist at the peek of the bell curve at a 5 out of 10 and the peek of the female bell curve would make the average woman a 7 out of 10. I was just thinking about that! I can't believe someone else picked that up! Hilarious. I did I draw a graph for that on too? Damn. I wish I had access to all my stuff."
by Hym Iam August 04, 2023
Get the The Binomial Distribution Intersexual Attractiveness Graphmug.