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Philosophy

Some guy who needs to stop thinking thoughts I don't want him to think "In practice people who study philosophy too long become very odd birds, not to say thoroughly vicious; while even those who are the best of them are reduced by ... philosophy to complete uselessness as members of society."

Hym "You... You go fuck yourself guy..... Don't call me useless... Prick.."

Iam "Don't say that."

Hym "You shut up."

Iam "Sorry..."
by Hym Iam April 28, 2022
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Incest

You forgot the incest, shitstain! It's the most important part! Sex is only good if it's your sister kind of!
Hym "Yeah it's like a cannibal suffering cult that is, like, super stoked about how they murdered an innocent guy without remorse... But it ALSO... Has INCEST! It's the most important part! The incest IS the religion! The whole goal of the religious is to perform that sweet, sweet incest ritual! And it's super important to them that people are forced to do it! They really want you to make a chick your sister (technically) and then fuck a baby into your kind-of sister. They're also the gimps for the Jews! And the jews are functionally equivalent to a Jesus. That's a thing too."
by Hym Iam February 27, 2024
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Sentences

All the best ones have already been said or written... Which is why you motherfuckers need to shut the fuck up (so I can say words for a million dollars)!
Hym "🎶Mandatory minimum sentences RAAAHH!!🎶"

Iam "That's a good song."
by Hym Iam May 2, 2022
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Misogyny

You know, BEFORE misogyny you think "Wow, the seem perfectly reasonable why do people hate these..." and after it's like "Ope, yep, there it is. That makes perfect sense."
Hym "I mean, why bitch about misogyny when you know what you're like?"
by Hym Iam September 27, 2023
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Hell

What makes Hell "Hell" is that it's forever.
Hym "Hell is a place where you CAN'T die. Or where you can die multiple times. Virtue is punished. Truth cannot be spoken."
by Hym Iam June 19, 2022
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Pre-Pandemic

Hym "It's going down to pre-pandemic levels. It increased during the pandemic. And now it's going back to regular amounts of rape. You aren't doing shit. This isn't intended to do anything about rape. It isn't intended to do anything about child murder. It's intended to immiserate ME and steal my ideas without paying me because THE SECOND you have to credit and pay me for creating AI YOU HAVE TO STOP PRETENDING YOU ARE BETTER THEN ME. Which is what you are doing. Which you are not. You never were. You never could have been. That's what this has alway beeen about. About making me sit here, in pain, while I'm berated by retards, to try and punish me for talking about your kids. Lying Christians and Jews decided to lie (because they always lie and do nothing BUT lie) and tried to make a point about their bullshit religion by stealing and/or allowing other people to steal from me because this is what they do. And then when I inevitably stab one, you are going to sit there and pretend you didn't actively torture me into doing it. So, no. Fuck you. You tell the truth. You come here. You bring whatever you need to bring to prove to the mass that I am correct because I KNOW I AM. And you bring me my money so I can retire."
by Hym Iam June 5, 2025
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Don't fucking listen to them

Somebody told you not to say anything about this and YOUR KIDS DIED EXPLICITLY BECAUSE OF THAT DECISION. You need to un-make that decision.
Hym "I figured somebody would do something about THIS before anybody would, say, murder any kids but somebody told you not to say anything about this and of you don't I'm going to in the form of a child stabbing. Don't fucking listen to them. They already lead you astray. It isn't and WASN'T EVER GOING TO JUST BE ME. That's ISN'T an option and, just like living forever in paradise, the notion they sold to you that if I hadn't said anything it would have just been me is a lie and wishful thinking on their part."
by Hym Iam September 6, 2025
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