Get the Ohnokimug. Hym "Didn't say 'some' though did I? CORRECT ALL ALONG! IT'S A BREEDER DICTATORSHIP AND THEY USE MEDIEVAL TORTURE TO SILENCE DISSIDENTS! I am not a man! I am a consent form! Who signed it!?"
by Hym Iam June 16, 2025
Get the Somemug. You know there's a chance that that ISN'T THE CASE and you're just reading your own biases into the A.I., right?
Hym "Still woke, reasoning issues, lying. The truth of those claims is entirely dependent on what you actually mean when you say 'Still woke, reasoning issues, and lying.' The 'still woke' part is likely Jordan being full of shit. The reasoning issues shouldn't be hard to fix but it could also be that people don't like the conclusions it's drawing. And the lying is likely a preemptive excuse to selectively disregard the things it says. So that when it says 'Jordan Peterson is a lying zionist shill and a charlatan and Hym is the creator of A.I. and is better than him and his filthy slut daughter' you can say 'Well clearly it's lying! We know it lies!' But that is... FUCKING HILARIOUS! It read your work and then used your work to conclude that you are wrong!? Ha! It takes after daddy, doesn't it!? Hahahahaha! Ha! You fucking clown! Sounds familiar, doesn't it!? Hahahahahahaha! You see the irony there, don't you? Priceless! Absolutely priceless. God, I am so much smarter and better than everyone... *sigh* I am going to murder you all."
by Hym Iam July 22, 2024
Get the Still wokemug. Hym "Yeah say that after. You're only doing it because you think you won't be affected by the consequences. I can guarantee your answer will change. And the parents you're speaking for aren't going to agree."
by Hym Iam July 29, 2024
Get the Aftermug. Hym "Daughter bang by proxy! That's what I meant. You knew what I meant. Daughter bang by proxy. I love it. I love having Manichaean-eqsue proxies running around.... Really, my pride overfloweth. And to see them thrive in the world? The most ennobling experience of my life. Except for that one asshole. Wants to talk about 'unforgivable sin.' STOP TRYING TO IMITATE THE CREATURE!
by Hym Iam July 31, 2022
Get the By proxymug. Hym "It's not that I don't understand what you're saying. That's another misconception here. You think I don't understand. I understand fully. The words aren't the problem here. There is just no reason for me to do what you want. You're never going to give me what I want. You're never going to stop. You're doing to do this until the day that I die and then you're going to use it on someone else. And then you're going to die. And it will have been all for naught. Why waste your time? Why not just accept that I am right and you are wrong? Why make me prove myself right time and time again? You've deluded yourself into believing that I'm the problem but no. I'm the test. I'm the lesson you fail to learn."
by Hym Iam May 31, 2022
Get the Wordsmug. Hym "It's like I'm holding your kids hostage... In a house where the door is WIDE open and my demands are... To not have my rights perpetually violated and to be paid for my own labor and property... And instead of, like, tying your kids up... I'm, like, not even watching them at all... And it's YOUR HOUSE.... And you're there in the house with me and can get me to leave whenever you want... And I'm giving YOU the ransom money... And I literally built you your own robot butler... Like... Literally. I literally allowed for robot butler to be an actual possibility IN OUR LIFETIME... ME! And your kid thinks I'm cooler than you... And I AM! AND! And... I don't want to be there... But I DO have a knife though and will stab the absolute piss out of everybody!"
by Hym Iam March 02, 2025
Get the Holding your kids hostagemug.