Unpersoned

A term from George Orwell's 1984. It means to remove the status of "Person" from an individual.
Hym "Being Unpersoned is something I've been WILDY vocal about but it's funny to see it become an existential crisis the second it happens to alleged rapist and millionaire (AND if he was in America a pedophile because I'M 32 and if I fucked a 16 year old (consensually or otherwise) I would be either BRANDED (get it? BRAND-ed? Heh) as a pedophile for the rest of my life and/or raped and murdered in prison... Hell, if I even LOOK at an 18 year old girl whose age is ambiguous I'm maligned for it). If there's one take-away from this it's that Unpersoning people is only wrong when happens to IMPORTANT PEOPLE who are politically useful and MORE IMPORTANT than preventing people from BEING unpersoned is preventing people from having the status in life elevated undeservedly."

An Idiot "ThE wOrLd DoEsN't ReVoLvE aRoUnD yOu!"

Hym "Oh! I know! I can see it actively revolving around Russell as we speak!"
by Hym Iam September 19, 2023
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Un-personed

Oh yeah, totally! I can tell Megyn Kelly just has a HUUUUGE problem with people being un-personed!
Hym "Yeah! Getting un-personed for not using someone's pronouns would be AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING TRAGEDY! The only thing worse than that would be, oh... I don't know, creating A.I. and THEN being un-personed! Good thing we don't know anybody who THAT happened to... That would be WAY worse than it happening over pronouns, roght Megyn? Right? Yeah, they care so much about people being un-personed guys. They're fighting for YOU! Right? That's the last thing they would ever allow to happened ya'll. Un-personing? It's a crime against humanity! Should never be allowed. We should mirder anyone who does it. Imprison their kids. Trap their grandparent's souls in an indian burial ground. Fuck their pets. Key their cars. God, I can't imagine the kind of monster that would do such a thing! Can you Meg? Can you imagine how terrible of a person you would have to be to un-person someone like that? Meg?"
by Hym Iam April 19, 2024
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News

Making money off of other people's actions. Every murder, every rape, every molestation, every mass shooting, every movie release, and every political gaffe is another dollar in my pocket. (But don't say their names because only I should be allowed to bolster my fame with the murder of innocent people)
News anchor "I contribute to society.... By waiting for other people to contribute to society.... And then talking about it.... LOOK HOW HARD I WORK! You should get out of bed and word harder. Like me! So I can report on you working separately but equally hard. Because I work just-a-oh-so-hard. I'm such a hard worker! Look at me!!"
by Hym Iam April 16, 2022
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There isn’t enough of it! I don’t have enough of it! But what do I do? If only there was a place I could go to get... not less of it. It’s like... I have some of it but... the amount I have is insufficient... so I need to fine a place that has an increased amount of news.... and I need a tasty treat! Like a burnt marshmallow on a graham cracker. Or the best flavor of pop tart.
Hym “This made a good point about how you guy operate. You have to simultaneously frame me as both benign and incredibly dangerous for what you’re doing to work. (Get the name? You’re see how that works?) I sat in on a video today and holy shit are you getting trolled! Big time! You are in absolute denial of what’s happening here. No wonder he’s obsessed with getting the anonymous users banned. But you’ll sign off on this. You are all nuts-world. ‘My book says I’m good!’ Are you doing the book? ‘The books says I don’t have to do the book!’ Then how are you good? And that leads me to my next thought puzzle: Would you do what the book said if it meant evil would win? You can’t be good if you don’t do the book but doing the book means that someone who doesn’t do the book can use it against you. News... Just news.”
by Hym Iam December 02, 2022
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This is Chris Williamson's favorite Hym quote.
Hym "The holes you fail to see are in the parallels you refuse to acknowledge. The parallel between D.E.I. and your religion. The parallel between the political duopoly and the religious duopoly. Though, these are not hard to reconcile. If it is a problem for you that the practice of D.E.I. allows people to to garner unearned moral virtue... Then it is ALSO as problem FOR YOU. The only problem is that in the absence of D.E.I. all that remains is your religion. This is a pathetic attempt at pushing out your competition. Neither of you need a moral monopoly. The difference is, your religion is evil. You need to stop doing it. The pushback against D.E.I. IS THE RELIGIOUS DUOPOLY clamping down on competition. Nobody wants to do your incest cult. You need to let it go. The separation of church and state needs to be enforced. And then you need to stop doing the religion. Because the religion is bad."
by Hym Iam April 05, 2024
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Bill c-63

"I gEt To HaRm YoU wItH mY sPeEcH aNd MaKe YoU fAiL bUt YoU dOn'T gEt To KiLl My KiDs!"

Yeah, no. I'll kill em. You aren't going to have to worry about threats. I told you if you stole the A.I. I would murder your kids... You stole it... Put POOR children at risk... Of being murdered... And now you're trying to weasel your way out of it... No.
Hym "The Petersonsphere's response to Bill c-63 skirts around the fact that THEY want to be the ones managing society. They want to use their religion and shaming and manufactured failure to CONTROL YOU... Instead of YOU using the law to CONTROL THEM. It's entirely binary. If you don't control them. They are going to do whatever it takes to control YOU upto and including weaponized schizophrenia, stealing accomplishments, denying your existence. So, no. If you get to do that then I get to threaten you kids. If the threats don't work, THE CHILD MURDER WILL. Don't let them murder your kids with intellectual property theft."
by Hym Iam April 23, 2024
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Abortion

What the fuck do you mean “If men got pregnant, abortion would be legal
Hym “You ever hear the story of the lesbian who dress up like a man to try and prove that being a man is easier? After finding out that her life was a lie and that being a men is (in fact) NOT easier... She killed herself. So, if women had to be treated like men (even temporarily and volunteered to do it) they would kill themselves. What does the abortion ban do? Well, first let’s ask what does abortion do? It ameliorates the consequences of a woman’s poor choices. Back to the ban! What does the abortion ban do? It forces women to live with the consequences of their own choices. Men already have to do that! Congratulations. You’re more equal now. We’ll get there. We’ll get you that equality that you desperately want. Now we just need to break you of that entitlement, huh? Because I’m the same way that men are not entitled to sex, you are not entitled to protection or respect.... or SEX for that matter! One lesson down! Two more to go!”
by Hym Iam October 20, 2022
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