The law that states that if there is a big dick around; a woman will throw herself at it (indiscriminately).
According to Hoppe's Full of Shit Law; Woman with throw themselves at fat cocks and once they get thrown in the garbage and replaced the not fat cocks are left to have their turn with their leftovers.
by Hym Iam November 25, 2020
Hym "He who was was dope though... And Quothe slams! My Transgender Drow Ranger/Rogue was busted and Quothe eye-poke carried early-game"
by Hym Iam February 26, 2024
Hym "First Principle: I am better than everyone! Without exception! Second Principle: Children are abominations! Murder them all! Third Principle: Don't talk about fight club... Don't... Uh... Don't do it... Ever... Fourth Principle: I don't know... I don't have one. There's only 3... THE 3 PRINCIPLES OF QUASI-PANDEIST GNOSTICISM! (Don't ask about the fourth one)."
by Hym Iam April 06, 2024
HAHAHAHAHA! I saw the directors commentary on the scene where Rose is throwing the diamond into the ocean and the commentator is like "And the message is that material wealth isn't important." And it's like... So... what's the message? "Getting some fat cock in the back of someones car behind your fiancés back is worth more than all the diamonds in the world"? Is that the message James? Because that's all I saw there.... That and people dying horrifically... Remember that guy who fell from way high up? Wooaaah! Did you see Scanners!? Did you watch it yet? Did you see the end? That shit was crazy!
Hym "Titanic is prime 'I'm not like that anymore' Right? Right Red pill audience? Do i have that? 'I'm not like th-' No? You're not getting it. Nevermind. Neeevermind... Neee- Hey, but the 'will he won't he' thing... You could have asked. Nobody thought to ask? That's kind of the joke. Why not? Assumed I would lie? It's almost like you guys thought I was fucking a retard behind your back and you don't know whether or not to do something about it.... Isn't it like that? Or what even to do!? It is so much like that it's kind of funny... Isn't it? You have to admit it's a litt- Yeah I'll stop."
by Hym Iam March 02, 2023
I mean, you would be able to say that if I was getting credit for the hypertext and all of the derivative media but I'm not.
Hym "You would be able to say I got a leg up from Todd Phillips if I got the credit but I didn't. So we actually know what would have happened if I had gotten a leg up. So, BECAUSE I DIDN'T get a leg up, I created AI WITHOUT a leg up. And now no one wants to give me any credit because it COULDN'T have been them. It's the exact opposite of the thing you said Chris. So, you're right Chris. I guess I was wrong. I didn't need all of the shit Noah was being handed. I just needed some Adderall and some free time. And now I don't have either! And I have fluid in my brains. I can hear it sloshing around in my ear when I swallow and feel the pressure building up in my skull. So, guess I should be thanking you really. For leaving me to suffer while you monetize my ideas for yourself. You're clearly a fantastic guy and are not just a short, soy version of Andrew Tate."
by Hym Iam February 05, 2025
Oh we understand it now! That a thing we understand now because the violence is being directed in the way we want the distinction is a thing we accept now.
Hym "So, I used to talk about the difference between justification and understanding and now we all understand that I was CORRECT. I am justified in saying that this is the kind of shit that gets your kids murdered and instead of NOT DOING IT... You are doing it and robbing me... And somehow... That is supposed to teach me to not murder your kids? So now that we are all on the same page. You need to UNDERSTAND that you need to change what you are doing in such a way that it gets me my money. Because you are not JUSTIFIED in taking from me and if we are doing unjustified things to eachother... I KNOW WHAT UNJUSTIFIED THING I'M GOING TO PICK."
by Hym Iam December 14, 2024
I haven't been paid anything by anyone. I don't know who the hell you paid but it sure as hell wasn't me. And I don't shut up about my contribution because no one but me will say anything about it. My contribution has yet to be formally acknowledged. And no you couldn't have done it without me because the potential for the solution literally existed for years (since 2015 before I even started writing). So, no. I'm not going to let any amount of bald-retard jealousy undermine the most significant accomplishment in the last several decades. Will the 2 trillion dollar valuation I could literally pay all of your fighters out-of-pocket more than you can actually afford to pay based on how much generate with their labor.
Hym "And I'd need to be paid a lot more than that. And I'm going to need some residuals. And a holiday. And Jordan Peterson needs to go back to Canada."
by Hym Iam March 10, 2024