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Hym Iam's definitions

Hit list

Hym "It isn't a hit list I was citing my sources. Buuuut... If somebody wants to kill you, you literally believe you're immortal. So, you're death doesn't really carry a whole lot of corporeal significance now does it? There's the downside of your religion. You dying literally doesn't matter."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2024
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Megyn Kelly

Hym "What would Megyn Kelly do to stop a school shooting? NOTHING! A big fat nothing! 0! ZERO! Not a Goddamn thing. And you want to lock the parents up for NOT INTERVENING in a way that WE ALL KNOW you would NOT INTERVENE and then you have the nerve to condemn the parents and cry on you fucking priests shoulder 'BOO HOO! I'm so sad murdered kids even though I would do more to provoke it than I would EVER would to stop it. And then I'll cry for my priest and the camera.' They're burning in hell (by the way) according to your religion they're a 99.9% chance they're burning in hell FOREVER. The dead kids? Hell forever. Terrible! And we all say it too. All your viewers saw you do nothing. You God saw it. And to pretend you would intervene in any way that's substantial is a LIE which you're going to burn forever for too. So, at least the dead kids will have company."
by Hym Iam February 2, 2024
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Misrepresent

You are going to misrepresent a situation that IS NOT SUBJECTIVE, into a child murder and you are going to share that guilt with everyone except for the actual murdered. You need to stop trying to prove you're tough. You're not a hero and you're not good.
Hym "Don't let them misrepresent your kids to death. They will do it if you continue to get them and the tax man will come for me eventually and I will not survive prison for any amount of time so I will HAVE TO murder someone's kid."
by Hym Iam May 18, 2025
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Atheist religion

Yep... Totally thing Joe Rogan said and not me. I'm not the guy who said initially the things that people are being aggrandized for saying.
Hym "No, you're right news lady. It was him. The atheist religion thing? And not me Hym but him, him who said the profound thing. The guy who thinks the sun is fire beat me to the punch 3 fucking years after I said it. No. I'm clearly worse than a fucking retard. And not that retard but the actual retard. I guess now we know that he was just better all along. How do we know he's not just better? He is! Clearly I'm just confused. But you can't fucking blame me for being confused because I'm worse than a fucking retard and have been all along."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2023
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Abominations

Nah. Fuck you shit-lib stop defending the fat-cocks.
Hym "Nope. Abominations all. The Greeks were right to demonize them and I'm not gling to be one so they don't have to. Give me money and die faster."
by Hym Iam April 24, 2024
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Dumb Bitch

Jesus Christ Emma, you know that I don't want to be here, you know that I don't want to do this, and you know that my head is killing me and you are sitting outside cage lecturing me...
Hym "What would YOU call someone who does that? A dumb bitch? I mean, fuck me! You're like Rick's daughter from the walking dead, right? Where she visits Negan ever day? I might actually BE Negan (by the way) because I (both) am and have the best character."
by Hym Iam May 29, 2025
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The Trial

You said you would stream the trial... I said "You are not going to stream that trial if they mention me and you damn well know it." I was right! Again.
Hym "I feel like I have more legal options here than I'm being presented with- Oh! Or maybe you CAN'T! Because of the COPYRIGHT! Are your guys LITERALLY unable to talk about it!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAH AH AHAHA! Oh shit! No, yeah, that's pretty funny! Cus you said you were going to post the trial and and I'm like "Bullshit, not if it mentions me!" And maybe you LITERALLY can't for that reason. That's hilarious! Wait... What are some of the other possible implications of this copyright thing..."
by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
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