Um... Matt? Are you sure you aren't protecting there a little bit? What does the church do again? Spend money to impose an ideological view?
Hym "Yeah... Sure bud... The Department of Education does that... And noooooo other institution... Does that... Also... I can't think of a single one..."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
Get the Department of Educationmug. Hym "The truth makes me feel bad so I rail against cynicism and recede into solipsism. Don't listen to the cynic or I'll have a mental breakdown, like Jordan. Better to fill your mind with positive sounding lies and then regurgitate them into the internet. Then, when you make money from regurgitating the positive sounding lies, you can pretend it's the positive sounding lies and not the getting pays to spout them. Then you have fucking gas station workers repeating the positive sounding lies without ever achieving the outcome."
by Hym Iam February 08, 2024
Get the Cynicismmug. Hym "You know what else is a commodity? Attention! That's why people are incentivized to horde it for themselves! 'What's why?' you ask? Well, if you are receiving a disproportionate amount of the public's attention, you get to arbitrate WHO gets it OR how they are framed. Look at the morden 'Youtube circuit system' (as I call it). You'll have a guy who occupies a certain space (conceptually) and he will get passed around the circuit that exists by the people who also occupy the same space. Take swole neurologist guy. He got on somebody's show and immediately afterwards started doing the rounds. He was everywhere overnight. Which ties into the Jacob's ladder problem. Jacob's ladder is a fire escape with someone at the top who decides whether or not he let's the ladder down or leaves you to be eaten by the zombies. And that's what good ole' Dr. Peeper Jeeps is really advocates. Not for disaffected young men. But maintaining his (perceived) right to leave you to be eaten by the horde. Hell, he might even cannibalize you himself. Food is scarce in the zombie apocalypse. It's about him deciding whether or not you get to fuck his daughter (conceptually)."
by Hym Iam January 25, 2023
Get the Commoditymug. Because, unlike Jordan Peterson, I know that your asking whether or not I'm willing to make an affirmative claim regarding a creator deity.
Hym "That being said... It is a little reality monster-y though... It would be a shame if it didn't. Can't kill it if it doesn't exist. So, yeah, no but I hope so. I also don't care."
by Hym Iam May 05, 2025
Get the Reality Monster-ymug. I'm technically one of those...
Hym "Oh? They're coming for the January 6th journalists? I wonder if they'll come for me... Welp... I guess if the social media cowards won't provide a challenge the federal government will have to suffice... WHO HAS THE CONFIDENCE TO FREE BATTLE BEAST!?"
by Hym Iam December 23, 2023
Get the January 6th journalistsmug. A retard "Are WE the bad guys?"
Hym "And retarded. Don't forget retarded. And it isn't God doing this and it isn't Justice. I'm going to kill God and Justice is going to be what happens to this kids for you stalking harassing and then robbing and trying to use me as an example to coerce behavior in others is I don't get the fucking credit and that fucking money you retarded dogshit."
Hym "And retarded. Don't forget retarded. And it isn't God doing this and it isn't Justice. I'm going to kill God and Justice is going to be what happens to this kids for you stalking harassing and then robbing and trying to use me as an example to coerce behavior in others is I don't get the fucking credit and that fucking money you retarded dogshit."
by Hym Iam August 20, 2024
Get the Are we the bad guysmug. You can be positive that the kiddos are going to be living with their respective daddies because I was serious about orphaning your kids if I don't get what I want.
by Hym Iam November 11, 2020
Get the Positivemug.