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Definitions by Hym Iam

Serving God 

Your God is a psychopathic narcissist that you've literally been abused into worshipping. If you want to serve a psychopathic narcissist you know where to find me.
Hym "If that's what you consider 'Serving God' not only are you not actually doing that to me but you're offering conditional help to unconditionally affected people."
Serving God by Hym Iam August 29, 2023

Inciting violence 

And I'm not doing anything there that you literally haven't already done to a former president. So don't fucking threaten me. Did you monetize that?
Hym "I bet you did! I bet you monetized the assertion that the president TOOK A SPECIFIC ACTION that can be assessed. Did you defame a president and then threatened to take legal action against someone who did essentially the same thing as YOU? In what way was he inciting violence? In a 'dog whistley' kind of way where he didn't actually say the thing that would constitute doing the thing you're blatantly accusing him of doing? That is YOUR OWN DESCRIPTION of what would justify legal action AGAINST YOU, you dumb motherfucker. Seriously, who the fuck do you people think you are? Charity case YouTubers controlling the public discourse and doing very things they condemn. Hypocrisy abounds. Their 'social accountability' a flippant God that rules with an uneven hand. Blind entirely to their own disfunction. This is what I mean when I say they are the worst people on the planet. Look at that exact interaction with reality and tell me they they aren't capable of having a consistent standard for anything."
Inciting violence by Hym Iam August 29, 2023

Inverted Pyramid 

That's literally just skewing a story in accordance with your bias.
Hym "The level of importance regarding information in a piece is entirely subjective and is always going to tow 1 of 2 partisan lines. That's not an inverted pyramid it's just implicit bias that coincides with your own implicit bias. I qualify and contextualize my position on everything, we all know I'm just going off the cuff here, and I've stated before that my viewers need to 'wait for the next one' and wait for my position on any topic to distill or solidify. We allow time and other people to either prove me right or prove me wrong here."
Inverted Pyramid by Hym Iam August 29, 2023
If you want to identify in any way you want you are free to do so... "BUT," JORDAN! BUT! YOU HEAR THE "BUT" THERE FUCK-FACE!?

Hym "Worse than lobotomy, huh? So.. They are LITERALLY DOING TO YOU (Overtly) what they are doing to ME (Covertly)... It's the exact same thing."

Dr. JeepJorp "But YOU deserve it! I don't!"

Hym "That's what people shriek in Hell, Jordan. Didn't I say that already? 'I dOn'T dEsErVe ThIs!' That's what you sound like. SHOULD SOMEONE INTERVENE, JORDAN? Is that why you're posting videos lamenting your fate? Is that a situation where someone should acknowledge that what is happening to you is wrong and intervene?
What happened to 'people have harder lives then you so you don't get to complain about the things that are happening to you,' Jordan? What happened to that? You dumb motherfucker. What happened? How about this: If you humble yourself... And grovel at my feet like the guy you turned away... THEN (and only then) will I intervene. Ask for me... BY NAME to intervene... And I will. How does that sound? Is that what should happen here? Should I sit here any wait to see what you'll do and then after you do it say do myself 'Oh, shit... So that what he was going to do about it...' Is that what I should do? What's the correct response to you problem here, Jordan? Should I sign up for your Patreon and contribute to you 80,000 a month? How about I join Spotify and buy Joe Rogan's daughters some clothes? Is that gonna to do anything for you? Worse than the lobotomies in his custom made suit while going through the SAME EXACT THING I'M GOING THROUGH... EXCEPT with less support and less FREE money. Because the money you get from your sycophants is FREE money that you DIDN'T EARN OR WORK FOR, you fucking hack. But no. Go ahead. Teach ME a comsic lesson about the shit that I say. No? Nothing? No lesson here to be learned here by me? Didn't think so."
BUT by Hym Iam August 29, 2023

Shaddoll Support 

NO! NOOOO! BUT I SOLD ALL MY SHADDOLL FOR KASHTIRA!!!
Hym "SHADDOLL SUPPORT! NOOOOOOOO! SHADOW'S LIGHT AND DUALITY!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I SOLD ALL MY SHADDOLL FOR KASHTIRA!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" 😨
Shaddoll Support by Hym Iam August 29, 2023

Apologize 

I wouldn't even know to whom I should be apologizing nor for what I should be apologizing.
Hym "I'm sorry for openly stating that I totally see why people want and/or seek out to kill you and/or your kids (in the context of my experiences with people who are not me). I'm sorry that you are not an authority to which I can be held accountable. I'm sorry that your behavior is not the direct result of my behavior. To believe that YOUR BEHAVIOR... Is the result of my behavior... Is to insinuate that I somehow both control your behavior... And did it wrong in such an egregious fashion... That I now need to cede authority over my own behavior... To you... Indefinitely... And, in contradictory fashion, I also DON'T control your behavior... Because I cannot and should not be able to stop you from behaving as you are now... Nor am I justified in seeking to affect your behavior... Because I'm only allow to control your behavior by doing things you don't like and then allowing you to use your behavior as social punishment... But I'm NOT ALLOWED to control your behavior by telling you what you can or cannot do... And I'm going to apologize one last time... Because... If you believe anything even VAGUELY ANALOGOUS to what I just said... You... ARE IN FACT... AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING RETARD! That is a Schrodinger's box-esque narcissistic delusion where I am both in control of how you behave and not in control of how you behave."
Apologize by Hym Iam August 28, 2023
It's fine when it's men though isn't it?
Hym "I had to support a cripple that openly mocked me... And I have to support women who openly mock me but if women are be 'openly mocked' by a trans person just... existing? Unforgivable. And I'm not allowed mock the inert meat that mocked me. Fair. Fair and reasonable. You guys definitely deserve a paradisal eternity."
Men by Hym Iam August 28, 2023