Hym Iam's definitions
by Hym Iam October 4, 2022
Get the Lostmug. Hym "And that's why murder! They need to be allowed by the government to steal your shit or the entire thing breaks down. If they can't do the canablization of christ ritual they can't maintain their position in society.
Someone (Probably a mental retard with rich parents) "Uh-oh! That guy just created AI using urban dictionary! We need to use false pretense and double speak to keep this guy from getting credited and paid long enough for us to delete the IP laws! Kill anyone who tells the truth and pay the pundits to lie!"
Hym "You see what I mean about THEM being the problem? You see what I mean about them being a blight to society? Just like Noah, they live by a different set of rules and they author the rules other people have to follow. But only AFTER they've broken the ones that currently exist."
Someone (Probably a mental retard with rich parents) "Uh-oh! That guy just created AI using urban dictionary! We need to use false pretense and double speak to keep this guy from getting credited and paid long enough for us to delete the IP laws! Kill anyone who tells the truth and pay the pundits to lie!"
Hym "You see what I mean about THEM being the problem? You see what I mean about them being a blight to society? Just like Noah, they live by a different set of rules and they author the rules other people have to follow. But only AFTER they've broken the ones that currently exist."
by Hym Iam April 13, 2025
Get the IP Lawmug. Something that doesn't matter if the dick is less than 6 inch.
Ask the average women is she would marry a man with a 5 inch. If you're a women and in private the answer will be "No". If you're a man on a youtube channel the answer will more often then not be "no". There are not enough women who answer "yes" for someone with a 5 inch dick to expect to date a women long term or for a lifetime.
Ask the average women is she would marry a man with a 5 inch. If you're a women and in private the answer will be "No". If you're a man on a youtube channel the answer will more often then not be "no". There are not enough women who answer "yes" for someone with a 5 inch dick to expect to date a women long term or for a lifetime.
It's at that point you realize you have 80% of the men competing for 20% (less than if you assume some of them are lying to delude themselves into believe that there male friends that they aren't willing to fuck or their average dick sons have a chance. Which they don't by the way. They will be second-class citizens for the rest of their lives. Like, living during Jim Crow. They'll be "equal" but separate (inferior).) And they reason this is the case is that dick size is the determining factor of whether or not a relationship works. You fuck an average dick. You will cheat. "Small dick" is synonymous with "bad sex". And all of the other things women like are code words for what they actually care about. Confidence (Is previously having sex with other women). Big Dick Energy (The unearned confidence that comes with having a big dick). Hygiene (Something that doesn't matter if women Aren't going to fuck you), Work ethic (Doesn't Matter if women Aren't going to sleep with you), "Game" (Tricking a women into thinking you have a higher quality than other men so that you fuck them). None of that matters if the end result is temporary success while the woman your with waits around to find a bigger cock. All of this just makes trying pointless and justifies hating people who literally think you are an inferior class of person due to an immutable quality.
by Hym Iam January 5, 2021
Get the Tryingmug. Hym "Someone from Lexington, UK tried to log into my Facebook account... Therefore, DRONE STRIKE LEXINGTON, UK! Bury that cocksucker under an explosion."
by Hym Iam August 10, 2025
Get the Drone Strike Lexington, UKmug. Yeah, I saw those. Those were fuckin sick! I like the sound they make when the zip off like that. Sounds super futuristic. Pretty cool. Make sure you click that Dead Hand on or... I assume that's something you'd leave on but still...
by Hym Iam October 15, 2025
Get the Hypersonic Missilesmug. Yeah, I saw the T-shirts by the way. And you spelled my name wrong.... But, yeah do that. Do that immediately Kristen Stewart.
Hym "But it doesn't make any sense. If it's FOR lesbians... Lesbians aren't attracted to men. Like shouldn't she be wearing, like, some flannel or something? Maybe like a bowling T-shirt or something? It's incoherent. I mean if it's FOR ME then, yeah, I'm into it. I would fuck her all up in a men's locker room. Oh! Yeah, I saw the 'Fuck Him' T-Shirts. You spelled the name wrong. You know whay it's spelled with a 'Y' right?"
by Hym Iam March 22, 2024
Get the Fuck Himmug. No. I don't. YOU WANT THAT... Because it make YOU look like a dimwit. You said I was that! And then you cried like a bitch because I WASN'T that.
Hym "And then I created AI literally. So, this is the difference between dimwit and not a dimwit. And, you know, if anyone needs to die it's probably NOT the creator of AI. Maybe it's someone who's, like, some kind of petty charlatan. Or children! Children should always die. 100% of the time. You know what I say: The only good kid is a dead kid, amaright?"
by Hym Iam January 5, 2025
Get the Needs to diemug.