Hym "Heyheyhey, Kat Williams! Kat Williams, hey! I'm an interview guy! What do you think of the YouTube parasites that jumped at the opportunity of you doing an interview to crawl all up into your butthole and feast on that sweet delicious millionaire dookie?"
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Hym "Is it good? Does it itch? Are you taking any anti-parasitic?"
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Hym "Is it good? Does it itch? Are you taking any anti-parasitic?"
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by Hym Iam January 10, 2024
Get the Kat Williamsmug. And a parasite is by definition a living creature you fucking retard. A living creature that lives at the expense of another living creature. THAT'S WHAT THE WORD MEANS!
Hym "Nope! Fuck you, retard! Your daughter's a parasite. All 3 of them. My contribution to society isn't even acknowledged and my very existence is demonized. From the size of my dick to my inability to appease my supposed superiors to what I choose to do with what little free time I have, every aspect of my existence is denigrated. And if I don't contribute to the reproductive process I will be harvested EXPLICITLY FOR the siphoning and redistributing of my resources that will go explicitly to women who think they are too good to fuck me who instead fucked men who don't want them, don't have the resources to support a kid, and care whether I live or die. And no I will not be forced into relationships that will inevitably fail. You eat shit and die. Fuck you."
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
Get the Parasitemug. Hym "You see, if you ignore it and hope it goes away not only am I not going to not go away but I'm also commit even nore so to doing it. Your mistake was including the mentally retarded cripple. The ambiguity is gone now and I just won't accept any outcome that doesn't involve one of two things.... And we all know what those things are. I'm sure you're tired of hearing it at this point. I'm tired of saying it. I'm tired in general. I've been up all night. I got a good one for you when I wake up though. You're going to like it."
by Hym Iam June 25, 2024
Get the Ignore it and hope it goes awaymug. You might be even worse than a plant. I don't think there is a word for someone who feints the absence of belief.
Hym "That's the important bit, is it? That religion makes people go 'yay?' Get the fuck out of here. You're an atheist charlatan, Alex. You feint the absence of belief so you can proselytize from the other end. The 'fruits' of Christianity IS the act of Christians taking credits for higher-order abstractions. Forgiveness? Buddhism has doctrine about forgiveness. Hinduism has it. Ok. Maybe not. Maybe atheist charlatan is a bit of a stretch.... Nope. Nope. I'm right. You get paid to sit there and 'Oh well I don't know. Everything is just so nebulous!' And you hym and haw and say 'Is it really the claim the creator of the universe spoke to a guy in direct dialogue... Or is it the friends we made along the way?' And we're all worse off for it."
by Hym Iam July 09, 2024
Get the Atheist Charlatanmug. Hym "I don't like the term 'forced speech.' I perfer 'Involuntary.' You're saying it but... Not voluntarily. And no Chris, all I care about is talk. But is that what you want Chris Williamson? You want me to murder the kid instead of talking about it? You tell me when and I'll do it. Say "Hym Iam kill the kid today." And I will do that Chris Williamson because apparently the things YOU SAY... YOU TALKING (You fucking retard midget prick) is the structure of reality upon which I step. You speak and the ground manifests beneath my feet. Like, you can't disparage talking what you do nothing but talk."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2024
Get the Forced Speechmug. Hym "Holy shit is that a thing!? Are there amoebas in my brains!?!? What kind of monster would create such a... Oh... Right..."
Iam "Yeah... Brain amoeba is probably the most horrific thing I've of heard of recently. It is both tragic and sad... I'm sad..."
Hym "They need to put a warning label on those things. 'Be careful! An amoeba might eat your brains if you use this!' Why is that even something you should have to worry about!? Stop using that shit. Immediately. I command it."
Iam "Yeah... Brain amoeba is probably the most horrific thing I've of heard of recently. It is both tragic and sad... I'm sad..."
Hym "They need to put a warning label on those things. 'Be careful! An amoeba might eat your brains if you use this!' Why is that even something you should have to worry about!? Stop using that shit. Immediately. I command it."
by Hym Iam May 24, 2022
Get the Brain Amoebamug. 