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Definitions by Hym Iam

I can't fine my jab 

Do you know why? I do. And I could tell you what to do (in specificity) to fix the problem. Money back guaranteed. It's actually a good story.
"I can't fine my jab"

Hym "Ooo I want to tell him so bad! But I don't want to give it away. But I KNOW exactly what's going to happen. He's going to pay his coach. Instead of me. And I'm not going to get any credit. And that would be lame. But I'll do it. I can't do it here because I'll give it away. And I'm correct. It's good."
I can't fine my jab by Hym Iam September 14, 2023

Your worldview

Is not the answer. You are full of shit. You don't know what other people need in their lives. AND your brainz are dumb and not as smart as my brainz.
Hym "I don't need to validate your worldview. People who validate your worldview AREN'T BETTER than people who don't. People who validate your worldview do ✌️✊️✌️deserve✌️✊️✌️ success more than people who don't."
Your worldview by Hym Iam September 14, 2023

I could go on 

And don't get me wrong...
Hym "I could go on! I could go on for an entire training camp. But I'm not being given any credit for anything so I'm not going to sit here and train his ass for free. That's not the entirety of my advice. This is the free subscription. You need to upgrade to platinum if you want the rest of it."
I could go on by Hym Iam September 14, 2023

That isn't what we trained 

THAT ISN'T EVEN WHAT STRICKLAND TRAINED! HE TRAINED SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY AND THEN WALKED IN THERE AND DID MY THING INSTEAD! REALLY GUYS! NOTHING FOR THAT, HUH?
"That isn't what we trained"

Hym "YOOOOOO! He trained something else entirely! That WASN'T HIS PLAN! WHOSE PLAN WAS IT, FUCK-FACE!? WHOSE FUCKING PLAN!? WAS IT THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!? WAS IT HYM!?"
That isn't what we trained by Hym Iam September 14, 2023

Like a Tonberry 

No I said that WAAAY back when he fought Yoel Romero. That was my exact prescription. He did exactly what I said he needed to do. And the REASON it worked is because of a hole in Izzy's game the YOU clearly don't see. And the retard made fun of me first, ok? So fuck you Chael.

Hym "And the problem with Izzy is that he's too invested in his game plan. What does he do? He sits on the outside and tries to rope dudes in to chasing him and THAT is when he picks them part. And that's why the Yoel fight was so illuminating because if you take that away from him what does he do? He just fucking stands there. If you don't chase. If you don't over extend. Izzy doesn't switch to a different game plan. If you take away his ability to control the space by walking him down (Like a Tonberry) then what happens? Sean Strickland happens. AND Alex Pereira kind of. Alex Pereira fucked up when he over-committed to chasing after him when Izzy rolled backwards. Getting you to chase is the entire game-plan. Don't do that. If he's hurt just let him BE HURT. So, to answer your question, what he NEEDS to do is take some initiative and set the pace of the fight HIMSELF (For once) instead of waiting for his opponent to do it. He doesn't even need to do this for the whole fight. He needs to initiate, stick and move, high volume, get ahead on the scorecard so that Sean HAS to play his game rather than sitting there and WAITING for him to play his game.
He'll HAVE to do what Izzy wants him to do. It's like a forcing move in chess. But if he ISN'T AHEAD on the scorecard guys are always going to be able opt-out to choose not to play. That being said, that might not even be something Izzy is able to do. It would be an entire 180⁰ from what he usually does. Like Deontay Wilder fighting off his back foot. Beyond that he could get caught coming in or (more likely) could end up getting wrestled. So, the correct answer to your question might be 'nothing.' Scissors doesn't ever beat Rock. It could just be not a great match-up for him. And I feel like the feinting thing is a trap. It isn't ever about feinting more or less. It's about feinting effectively. Mixing up your feints (Hand feint, shoulder feint, step feint (Which is how Alex Pereira caught Strickland in THEIR fight), and kick feints) and setting them up with strikes. Feints grow less effective over time if you aren't landing the corresponding strike. The reason Tommy Fury's shoulder feint is so effect is because of his weird symmetrical hooks and that slow jab that he does sometimes (It's good to throw jabs of different speeds). It's a good jab. Very much like a Tonberry."
Like a Tonberry by Hym Iam September 13, 2023

Techno Machanicus 

Hym "It's Truckazord-adajacent at least. I'm pleased. Techno Machanicus is allowed."
Techno Machanicus by Hym Iam September 13, 2023

General Lunacy 

NOT the name of an Evil General but, rather, part to of out reasons to commit violence! Let's get it!

Let's go #2: Someone killed your dog. Come on. We've all seen John Wick. You know. And I know. That he is allowed now to kill. As many people as he wants. Don't you know? Dogs are more important than people. Killing one gives the owner a license to kill that DOES NOT expire.
This is it folks! We're down to the last one! I spoiled it in one of the previous posts but today we're making it official! #1: Molestation cover-up! You were molested. It was lame. But when the incident was brought to light it was covered up by the authorities of some kind of 'Abstract authority worshipping sex cult (i.e. "Society" that's literally what "society" means BY DEFINITION)' And THAT is ALSO lame. It's weak sauce and it isn't unreasonable to want to punish them. If not for their need to preserve their ability to invoke abstract authority (at all costs, up to and including molestation cover-up) you wouldn't be killing them. That sounds like their own damn fault to me! If 'Not letting the wrong people look bad' wasn't more important than truth and justice. You wouldn't be killing them. 10/10 probably a perfectly fine reason to kill.

So, there you have it. 10 reasons to go all John Wick on a place and/or institution. We had some good one's in their didn't. Dick Dawkins' favorite is General Lunacy. He loves it! Thanks for reading and don't forget to hit the like and subscribe. Don't forget to hit the little bell over there so you don't miss any of our notifications. And don't forget, give me one million dollars and Jennifer Lawrence or I'll take over the world A.I. death-bots and I will take her by force. Byyyyyyyyyyyeeeeee!"
General Lunacy by Hym Iam September 13, 2023