This cage thing

Cacacacacacacage!

Lucifer "Yeah, I don't see what the big deal is... This place is pretty dope... But you see what I mean about the ethical-"

Michael "We're here." 😇 *Knock knock knock*

Abraham *Clears throat* "Hello?"

Michael "Hello 😇👋 Can I speak to you for a moment about our lord and savior-"

Lucifer "Holy shit! He IS old! Look at how OLD he is! Son of a bitch! Do I not have a firm grasp of time!?"

Abraham 👳 ♂️ "What's this all about?"

Lucifer "Anywho... Open up. Out of the way!"

*Michael and Lucifer walk in the house*

Michael "We have a message from-"

Lucifer "Pack your shit! Let's go! Get a move on! God is destroying this place and everyone in it- Oh! Well hello there... And who might you be?" 😍

Abraham "That's my daughter-wife."

Lucifer 😨 "Ugh! Ew!" *Looks over at Michael* "Why are we sparing this guy again?" 🤨

Michael "You have 24 hours to leave this place before God carries out his plan."

Abraham 😱 "WHAT!? Surely there must be another way!"

Michael "Hold on a moment..." ☝️😇 ".... God says that if you can find 10 righteous people he will spare the city."

Abraham "Oh! Thank you! Thank you lo-"

*Bang! Bang! Bang!*

Mob Guy 1 "Abrahaaaam! Oh, Abrahaaaam!"

Mob Guy 2 "We saw you made some new friends Abraham..."

Mob Guy 1 "We likes em... And we wants em... Now... We can do this the easy way... Or we can do it the hard way..."

Abraham 😰

Michael 😇

Lucifer 👿 "Excuse me a moment..." *Gets up and walks outside*

Mob Guy 1 "Well hello there beautiful-"

Lucifer "RAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!"

💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥👹🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥

Mob Guy 1 "AAAAAAH!!! YYAAAARRGGH!!!"

Mob Guy 2 "MY EYES!!!! IT BURNS!!"

Lucifer "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! GOOD LUCK ESCAPING THE FIRE WITH OUT ANY EYES!!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!"

Abraham 😖

Micahel 😇

Lucifer *Walks inside* "I think I'm finally starting to see the appeal of this cage thing." 😁
Abraham 😰

Lucifer "Welp... I think we're done here... Let's go Michael... 10 people Abraham. 24 hours."

Michael "Okie dokie. Buhbye." 👋😇

*Lucifer and Michael walk off*

Abraham 😮 💨

by Hym Iam February 24, 2023

Copycat

We'Re AfRaId oF cOpYcAtS!!!

Hym "Come on dawg... Really? You're worried about a copycat? Not only does your abject inferiority to me make doing this impossible but no one will ever even have the balls. Ever. Not your son. Not your grandson. Not HIS grandson. And, shit, if they do manage to do it then I guess just give them whatever they want. It's what you're going to do to me." 🤷 ♂️

by Hym Iam April 09, 2023

Sexual Discipline

Nah bitch you don't expect that shit from women

Hym "Nah, you get the fuck right out of here with that. You don't expect sexual discipline from women."

by Hym Iam June 25, 2024

Why I left the left

Anna Kasparian left the left because someone is buying off or co opting the people I have named here and bringing them under the banner of this new religious propaganda wing of online conservatism. I named her after her debate with Ben Shapiro and she started to shift and NOW the transformation is complete. It could be that people started doing the thing they are doing to me to her and now someone has been pulling people out to buy their silence. Could be that the threat of being associated with me is so great they can leverage that to get people to go alone with it.

Hym "And what the online liberal retards don't understand about this why I left the left thing is that your DEI is gone now. Your trannies are gone. None of that shit. If the conservatives win, they will control the supreme court for the next 70 years. No you will not add more seats. That's a ridiculous thing to think. You are not getting those abortion rights back. No Kamala's strategy of coasting on anecdotes about her upbringing and meaningless vaguery about opportunity economy is not going to win an election. You wouldn't have won the last on without the mass mail-in voting. And the fact that they are doing this out in the open means our politics aren't even real. Not even a little bit. You're arguing about how a play is going to end. Whatever she says about why she left is a lie. Just like how everything Tulsi Gabbard said was a lie."

by Hym Iam October 16, 2024

Starry

Yeah, no, it's literally the worst thing you could ever drink.

Hym "Ha! Starry is probably the worst thing... That exists... It goes flat almost immediately... -10/10 stars for Starry. Worse than Kombucha.... And you're right! I AM nude! Good guess... Well, not really a guess because I said that I get nude as soon as I get home from work but whatever... Good memory! If Starry was as good as being nude... We wouldn't be having this conversation. You wouldn't be reading this. Or you'd be reading a different version of this where Starry doesn't taste like a 3 day old half-empty 2 liter of generic, dollar-store citrus soda."

by Hym Iam August 02, 2023

Men pursuing short term relationships

Jordan Peterson's ASSERTION is demonstrably false. Their level of competence likely varies. Their level of confidence is independent of their pursuit. Amd doesn't the Dunning Kruger effect demonstrate an inverse correlation between confidence and competence? If their not competence isn't it likely that their confidence would be high? And the issue exploding into nebulous plume of semantics regarding what constitutes 'competence and confidence' for example if you look at Leonardo Decaprio he's one of the most competent actors of all time. Clearly pursuing short term mating. 4 to 5 years max. Jordan peterson believes it takes at least to years to even get to know a person and he also purports to believe that the only true consent is marriage.

Hym "So, men pursuing short term relationships AT THE VERY LEAST are unlikely to have the attributes ascribed by Jordan Peterson. If you look at professions with a high volume of groupies you see both a high level of competence and excessive short term copulation (i.e. Athletes, Musicians, Actors, ect). It just isn't the case. It's literally just a true scottsman project on to people who are fucking all of the women while ingoring entirely the women's agency in short term mating."

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

Groomers

A conservative slur in which they use (instrumentally) "The FEAR of child molestation" to persecute their ideological enemies.

Hym "Conservatives like to use the fear of child molestation instrumentally to slander their ideological enemies as 'Groomers.' The implication is that their ideological enemies are 'Pedophile-adjacent' and the accusation is used to persecute and/or control them oppressively. They also relentlessly mock the WOMEN (which is a big no-no for Good men according to Dr Jordan Peterson). By DR-er DISGRACED DR. JORDAN BEELZEBUB PETERSON'S OWN LOGIC conservatives are tyrants who use fear to get what they want and are, therefore, little men who are not right for the job! Which means you should not EVER give them any political power. Because they are tyrants who use fear! The fear of child molestation. By Jordan Peterson's own logic! Hey, Jordan... What's the name of Batman's son? What's the name of the new Robin? And what's MY name? What do people call me? Remember what I said? What do people call me?"

by Hym Iam September 08, 2023