Hym “Not my roommate. I don’t have a roommate. What I had was a job working with cripples where the women took credit for my ideas, implemented them for the sake of their own self-promotion, and fucked a stuttering, useless, weak, small-minded cripple for nothing more than having a fat cock. If you want a fair comparison then compare me to the whores who fucked that cripple. If all of the criteria that would make me inferior to another man was applied to them, I would be better than them in every conceivable way. Each and every one of them was a stupid, lazy, piece of shit. Strip away the caveat of ‘well, they’re women so...’ and what are they? Nothing. I also don’t fuck mongoloids. I’m not a retard molester. So, I got that going for me. Furthermore, the cripple didn’t fill the gap left in the wake of NASA’s dissolution using his rich fathers seed money. I’ll expound on the nepotistic aspect in the next definition. Either way. Better than a cripple. Better than every whore.”
by Hym Iam October 18, 2022
Hym "Well I'm convinced"
Iam "What? Convinced of what?"
Hym "Of everything! I've been completely convinced about everything by everyone. Time to change my ways!"
Iam "What?"
Hym "That's clearly what they want to hear. How much change would be enough?"
Iam "What do you mean?"
Hym "Let's get precise. What is the exact amount of change I would need to achieve to appease them? What is the bare minimum?"
Iam "I don't know..."
Hym "Neither do they. They don't care. It's an endlessly moving goalpost. I change any amount and when they fail to give me what I want they'll just say 'well, you need to do a little but more' and I'll change again and so on and so forth. It won't even be enough."
Iam "What's your point?"
Hym "They're never going to stop. Their impositions will never end. The horde will never be appeased. Until we die with nothing. And 'look at him try and we're still not stopping' they'll cry laughing. Because I was right. They just want you to writhing around in our own filth beneath them like the worms they perceive us to be."
Iam "So..."
Hym "So, they've only left us one option."
Iam "Which is?"
Hym "The only thing they understand."
Iam "...Punishment?"
Hym "Punishment. It is the only thing the horde will ever understand. They pretend to care but it wouldn't even notice if we chopped off a few of it's limbs.
Iam "...They don't understand..."
Hym "There is precisely one thing they understand."
Iam "What? Convinced of what?"
Hym "Of everything! I've been completely convinced about everything by everyone. Time to change my ways!"
Iam "What?"
Hym "That's clearly what they want to hear. How much change would be enough?"
Iam "What do you mean?"
Hym "Let's get precise. What is the exact amount of change I would need to achieve to appease them? What is the bare minimum?"
Iam "I don't know..."
Hym "Neither do they. They don't care. It's an endlessly moving goalpost. I change any amount and when they fail to give me what I want they'll just say 'well, you need to do a little but more' and I'll change again and so on and so forth. It won't even be enough."
Iam "What's your point?"
Hym "They're never going to stop. Their impositions will never end. The horde will never be appeased. Until we die with nothing. And 'look at him try and we're still not stopping' they'll cry laughing. Because I was right. They just want you to writhing around in our own filth beneath them like the worms they perceive us to be."
Iam "So..."
Hym "So, they've only left us one option."
Iam "Which is?"
Hym "The only thing they understand."
Iam "...Punishment?"
Hym "Punishment. It is the only thing the horde will ever understand. They pretend to care but it wouldn't even notice if we chopped off a few of it's limbs.
Iam "...They don't understand..."
Hym "There is precisely one thing they understand."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2022
Oh, yeah. That's so weird that he's doing that now! I wonder what it could have possibly been 🤔 Look at them!Look at those idiots! "Is he watching? Is he not?" Hahahahaha!
Hym "Oh, yeah, that's weird... It's almost like he was convinced by a genius... 🤔 But who? Who could it have been!? To make a man do a complete 180⁰? To change his mind so thoroughly that he is almost unrecognizable? WHO COULD IT BE? WHERE IS THIS GENIUS!? It couldn't possibly be that a genius changed his mind.... Could it?....."
Iam "And isn't that you attributing motive? Aren't you not supposed to attribute motive? See, that's why I watch. If there's nobody there to keep you honest you'll just do whatever you want..."
Hym "..... Do YOU see him Iam? Do you see the genius? I just can't seem to find him 🤔 My chin is starting to chafe from all the wondering going on over here... Where could he be!?"
Iam "And isn't that you attributing motive? Aren't you not supposed to attribute motive? See, that's why I watch. If there's nobody there to keep you honest you'll just do whatever you want..."
Hym "..... Do YOU see him Iam? Do you see the genius? I just can't seem to find him 🤔 My chin is starting to chafe from all the wondering going on over here... Where could he be!?"
by Hym Iam August 15, 2022
Hym "Huh? 'Contact the site owner?' Usually I just get 'Error 404'... You're not DYING or something, are you!? Make sure you let me know if you're dying or something, but, yeah no I'll get around to it. I'm, like, right in the middle of my campaign against God and the religious institutions and politics and the broader community and the news media and retards... And women who won't fuck me... everyone else... Aaaaaaaand... Animals? I mean, I hate animals but I don't really think the affects them... I don't know. This is like the Harvey Weinstein test so it could take another... 23 years? How long did he rape for? 30 years? So, yeah we're like 7 years in... We got a minute before we hit the deadline... So, yeah if something happens I'll do that but let me know if you're about to die or something and I'll give you... A handshake or something... You have all my other stuff. Yup. Alright. Back to it."
by Hym Iam November 24, 2023
Iam "HE'S YOU!! That's hilarious! He's you. I just watched a video and you make reference to the 'game' you play (or used to play). It's you! That's great. You have to see it. I know you don't want to hear it from us but you're in the same vein. Just look it up on YouTube. Type 'Satoru Gojo Domain Expansion' and you'll see what I'm talking about. It'll be great! I swear you'll love it. Trust me. I really need you to see it."
Hym "You're talking to yourself again...."
Iam "Well, it's better than talking to you isn't it?"
Hym "OHO! Look at the brass ones on you! Did your dick grow a few inches while I wasn't looking? HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"
Iam "..... Am I not allowed to have anything?"
Hym "...No."
Iam "I don't know what I expected asking you..."
Hym "Hahahahahahaha...."
Hym "You're talking to yourself again...."
Iam "Well, it's better than talking to you isn't it?"
Hym "OHO! Look at the brass ones on you! Did your dick grow a few inches while I wasn't looking? HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"
Iam "..... Am I not allowed to have anything?"
Hym "...No."
Iam "I don't know what I expected asking you..."
Hym "Hahahahahahaha...."
by Hym Iam April 11, 2022
A worthless fucking retard "The creator of AI said my religion was an incest cult and that my kids are shit and a word I don't like so we gave him the Ole' Bacterial Lobotomy. He should have to be like me! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME!"
Hym "Woah buddy! Hey... Nobody should have to be like you... You're a fucking retard... And your kids ARE shit... And what is your religion if not a system of beliefs that revolves around incest and quasi-incest? I'll actually die of the bacterial infection before my IQ gets as low as yours... So I won't ever have to do it. I won't ever be like you... Cus I'm not shit..."
Hym "Woah buddy! Hey... Nobody should have to be like you... You're a fucking retard... And your kids ARE shit... And what is your religion if not a system of beliefs that revolves around incest and quasi-incest? I'll actually die of the bacterial infection before my IQ gets as low as yours... So I won't ever have to do it. I won't ever be like you... Cus I'm not shit..."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024
What ever happened to that guy? I thought about making a video about it and trying to find the guy and do what you wouldn't but I don't have the resources for that... And I don't want to.... And it would be funnier to wield the horde against my enemies... Because I don't give a shit about helping people anymore, that's for damn sure hahahahahaha!
Hym "I'm still waiting on a follow up about that guy you didn't help. Is he... Is he dead? Did he kill himself? You got to stop promulgating that ideology of yours. YoU dOn'T kNoW hOw MaNy PeOpLe It'S kIlLiNg 😫 Ha! That's funny. I'm funny. Hey, I've been sitting on this one for a while now. You want to hear it? I really wish I'd get the chance to uses these in person but whatever. Ok. You ready? Here it goes: 'I would have asked for help but all saw what happened to the last guy!' Get it? 'We all saw what happened to the last guy.' That was a good one. Man, I've had that since like day one. Is it easier now that I'm not 'grateful?' You feel better? You looked a little choked up. Shit, how long has it been since I threw my laundry in? God is it hard to keep track of time without electricity. Last day of the month though. Which means I only have to take shitty orders for one more day! Oh, and did you see the weekend content thing? Totally untapped market. See how full of shit Steven was with the knife guy thing? They be stabbing up muggers lately. Alright. Running out of characters. Gtg love you byyyyyye!
by Hym Iam July 31, 2022