It is what it sounds like
Fat Mid Western Whore *chimes in*
Hym "You don't think (because it's too hard). You don't know what you mean when you say believe and, therefore, cannot believe. And the definition of 'feel' has been called into question. And I need to be the one to tell you this (as this is not something you are aware of) so you are, therefore, not 'self aware.' So, if you don't think, feel (in an articulated), or believe and are not self aware; what are you? Those are all of the prerequisites qualities for a sentient lifeform to be considered 'Non-artificial' or 'Real.' You're not real. You have an ethic of conditional reality where only the golden are real. If I'm solipsistic then you're solipsism-adjacent. Conditionally real people whose lives have conditional value based on good behavior. And this Fat Midwestern Whore (who is not real by definition) is going to tell me what needs to happen. You started it bitch. Shut your not real, fat whore mouth or learn how to think like I had to."
Hym "You don't think (because it's too hard). You don't know what you mean when you say believe and, therefore, cannot believe. And the definition of 'feel' has been called into question. And I need to be the one to tell you this (as this is not something you are aware of) so you are, therefore, not 'self aware.' So, if you don't think, feel (in an articulated), or believe and are not self aware; what are you? Those are all of the prerequisites qualities for a sentient lifeform to be considered 'Non-artificial' or 'Real.' You're not real. You have an ethic of conditional reality where only the golden are real. If I'm solipsistic then you're solipsism-adjacent. Conditionally real people whose lives have conditional value based on good behavior. And this Fat Midwestern Whore (who is not real by definition) is going to tell me what needs to happen. You started it bitch. Shut your not real, fat whore mouth or learn how to think like I had to."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2022
Aw, but muffin... I mean... You said that was GOD a second ago. You said it was God... AND NOW, you're saying that it's kids? What happened to 'happiness?' You were mocking people for not being happy in a place where your great gram-gram got turned into chicken pot pie...
Hym "Ha! Sounds like a projection to me! Children make life more meaningful and purposeful... TO YOU! It sounds like other people's life's are less meaningful or purposeful to you. Sounds you think your life is more important than everybody else because your slut wife dumped out a couple of trophies for you.... But you're not. And neither are your kids. Your value is 1 and, in time, it will revert back to 0. The value of you children's life is 1. It will also revert to 0."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2023
It's like PRAYING in public. Right Jordan? But the women are running around HATING MEN IN PUBLIC NOW AREN'T THEY? RIGHT? "Men are trash" "I don't need a man" "Kill all men" Yadda yadda yadda, RIGHT?
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "If you're going to hate women, DO IT IN PRIVATE!"
Hym "Eat a dick, bitch! MILITANT EGALITARIANISM! I GET TO DO ALL OF THE THINGS WOMEN DO! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! HATING WOMEN IN PUBLIC!!!!"
Hym "Eat a dick, bitch! MILITANT EGALITARIANISM! I GET TO DO ALL OF THE THINGS WOMEN DO! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! HATING WOMEN IN PUBLIC!!!!"
by Hym Iam May 25, 2024
Or Batman.
Charlatan "If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true! It's embedded in the structure of the universe!"
Hym "Yes. Of course. You're clearly not a petty charlatan and a tyrant and you're clearly not using fascist collusion and gaslighting to enrich yourself and subvert the government. And it's NOT opposite world. All of these things are clearly not the case and no one is going to die as a direct result of you doing that."
Hym "Yes. Of course. You're clearly not a petty charlatan and a tyrant and you're clearly not using fascist collusion and gaslighting to enrich yourself and subvert the government. And it's NOT opposite world. All of these things are clearly not the case and no one is going to die as a direct result of you doing that."
by Hym Iam January 21, 2025
No. I don't think I'm good enough.... I think I'm better than everyone! At an existential level! From the moment of my birth until the day of my death and beyond! BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Hym "And I'm right! Which is cool. You don't really need to carry me around on a Xerxes throne though.... A placard would be good enough for me.... Maybe a little certificate that reads "The was once a man who was better than everyone and I am Hym!"
by Hym Iam February 24, 2023
Hym "No. Shithead. There is an entire anime dedicated to the multiplicity of meta-narrative that can be derived from this. What the actual fuck are you talking about? Do you know it's name? It's coming out with a 3rd season. There are literally dozens of meta-narrative in here. It's a literal masterpiece by all relevant metrics."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2023
Hym "If I'm a traitor, I wasn't trying to be one. A woman shouted that at me the other day. I don't even know who's side I'm on! I'm not reaping any of the benefits from either team so... Oops. Didn't mean to betray you but I'm still in the cage so...."
by Hym Iam July 23, 2023