Definitions by Hym Iam
Matter
Hym "No. No. It is that you prick. It is. And I know the mechanics of it you shit. It doesn't matter in the mechanics. It matters in the selection. I never said it mattered mechanically but what you're trying to say is that it doesn't matter in either and we know that that's false. Or at the very least that 'OtHeR tHiNgS mAtTeR tOo.' You're just trying to stop me from undermining that cripple's 'accomplishment.' Oh and is that the solution? Work out? Validate you? That's it? What would be the point? Earn the privilege of sharing women with a fucking retard? What an absolute waste. All that to live out a farce and appease you."
Death
Hym "I don't know... I came to terms with my death at a very young age. I actually came to terms will everyone else's death at a very young age. And I had no idea how any of this would land but as long as I get you to turn to someone and say 'Who the fuck is this guy? Where the fuck is this guy?' My goal is accomplished. You know, Jordan bitches incessantly about anonymous trolls but what I'm dealing with in real life is a more egregious version of EXACTLY THAT THING that you're bitching about. You don't need to read this and you don't need to be on Twitter. I do need to show up to work tonight. AND I'm pretty sure you all left me to die just there. Like, is that not what happened. I was being robbed. Could have been dying. You all left me to die. So... I would say that we're even."
Move right past it
Hym "Yeah you want me to move right past it. I'm not going to do it but you CLEARLY want me to do that. How does empathy feel? Is it good? Do you like it? I don't know. I don't do it. Is it like... Dope? Or something? Do you like it?"
Move right past it by Hym Iam October 20, 2023
Gaza
There's been a blockade there. You keep repeating this rhetoric that "jews haven't been there" but if you surround my house and BECAUSE you've surrounded my house my access to food and supplies is limited you don't get to turn around and say "But I'm not even in your house though! I haven't even been in your house for years!"
Hym "Saying Gaza could have done anything is like saying 'homeless people could do anything.' They're geopolitically homeless. I'm mean literally. They were literally displaced by an occupying force. And what about the West Bank!? They aren't separate! Is the suffering THERE Gaza's fault too? You know the word 'Hamas' means 'Violence.' So, they've literally split the Palestinians into 2 camps. 'Violent' and 'Non-violent' and the non-violent camp they abuse perpetually and the violent camp they're at war with perpetually. Gaza's suffering is the fault of Gaza in the same way that Budlight's suffering is the fault of Budlight. Someone else sure a hell did that to them but we're expected to sit here and pretend that no one else is involved there. It's ridiculous. A blatant denial of reality.
Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch?
Hym "Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch? Yeeeaaaahhhh you did... Hey, when Jephthah's daughter was burning alive, you know... Shrieking in agony... What do you think was going through it's mind? What about when Lot's daughters were date-raping their father? Did it... Was it stoked? Is that what it's into? Ha! Hahahahahahaha!"
Stumbled upon
Hym "Hahahahaha! I LOVE that that is your response to that question! Ha! 'Stumbled upon.' That is PRICELESS! You know, speaking of magnets, that brings me back to my fat-cock pheromone theory. I bet you a million dollars they have some kind of pheromone-adjacent property. I'm pretty sure I told someone to study that but I'm still waiting on it to get back to me. Hurry it up! "
Stumbled upon by Hym Iam October 20, 2023
But is his cock fat though?
Hym "But is his cock fat though? It either is or it isn't. You're being evasive and it lends credence to the claim that it's fat cocks. There's an inverse correlation between height and fat-cock so he WOULD, in fact, have an unfair advantage finding partners and it would explain the confidence BECAUSE you're selecting for fat-cock. You list every preferentially selected for trait... Except 1... And then generate a fairytale where the core message is 'Well it isn't the fat-cock but it's the magical pixie on his shoulder' and the viewer sits there and thinks 'Oh! Well it makes so much sense! I don't need fat-cock! I just need to find one of these magic pixies!' And reality shifts further away from truth and inch deeper and deeper into pretend land."
But is his cock fat though? by Hym Iam October 20, 2023