Hym Iam's definitions

Hitchen's Razor

That which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.

Hym "But Matt and Emma don't apply Hitchen's Razor when it comes to E. Jean Carol, do they? Heh."

by Hym Iam February 18, 2025

Idol Worship

The thing that destroys Idols

Iam "I have a tendency to Idol worship. Everyone does I suppose. But no one ever seems to notice that anyone who has ever been worshipped; has been destroyed. Completely. And Sometimes they're reborn."

Hym "Ever notice how the most powerful people on the planet are always despised? Not always. Maybe half the time."

Iam "You know what? Nevermind. I actually think I remember a story that goes along those same lines. I guess someone else did notice...."

Hym "Hey!? Are you listening!?"

Iam "Sorry, what?

by Hym Iam April 28, 2022

Personal attack

What!? You are (in my not so humble opinion) committing the most egregious personal attack on a person’s psyche one can commit.

Hym “I don’t know what you are confused about here! What recourse have you left me here? None. And how does that not constitute a form a personal attack? What, in your head, makes you think we are not on good terms after you started doing this? For the exact reasons you claimed that what they were doing to the other guy is damaging. It’s like a 1 to 1. What you’re doing (On the other hand) is not a 1 to 1 and constitutes ‘piling on.’ And even saying that is just so manipulative it’s unbelievable!”

by Hym Iam October 4, 2022

Break In

Uh oh!

Hym "Looks like there was a break in at my downstairs neighbor's apartment. The door was all smashed in... I mean... I didn't hear anything when I walked past. Except for the music playing... I just got home so I imagine the sound of someone smashing a door in would cause some concern for the people who WERE here... The door was cracked open but I didn't seen anything... I would check but I don't want to leave any fingerprints and wind up a suspect... It's probably safe to assume someone would have handled it by now... I guess I have no way of knowing when it happened... Or what... It'd be a shame if this was a life or death moment and there's someone bleeding out in there... Or they came for me and got the wrong apartment... Could have been a police raid... I suppose... Didn't see and cops around... Not that I was looking... I'll keep an ear out and go down there with the veinsplitter if I hear anything else... Yeah..."

by Hym Iam November 29, 2024

Fixation

You know, recently what I've been hear a lot about recently is how long it took her to fuck the retard.

Hym "Really. It's such an odd fixation. How long it took isn't the issue. How long did it take the generic one to drop the cuckhold off at his day program? The same amount of time. Roughly. He was STILL FIRED. If the time it took matters then it matters for both of them. 'She got her work done' There isn't any work to do. 15 minutes of paperwork and boiling noodles. Oh, wow, how'd you find the time to fuck the retard you work with in front of the other retard (literally) with all that super duper hard work. See how fucking stupid you sound repeating that over and over? It's like typing "fuck the whore, kill the retard" over and over again. And we all know that only a crazy person would do something like that..."

by Hym Iam January 7, 2023

Experiment

So yeah... This is clearly some kind of that... I don't condone this.

Hym "Experiment though this may be, all I've done is prove that YOUR thing makes THIS thing completely unnecessary. And proves that it's counterproductive. That's got to be embarrassing. Right?"

Iam "I did notice the Buckley thing though."

Hym "Oh? Do you want some cheese? Squeak like a good lab rat and maybe you'll get some! Hahahahahaaa!"

Iam "You're... We're the same guy..."

Hym "Which means I'm only half a bitch! Hahahahahaha!"

Iam 😑 "............"

Hym "Pfft HAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Iam "Yeah. Alright. I'm leaving."

Hym Hahaha wait! I'm not done laughing at you yet! Hahahahahahahaha!!"

by Hym Iam May 12, 2022

Waging war on God

No I like that part of it but I'm trying to elucidate a point.

Hym "No I like the waging war on God part but the point is you can either be my equal or you can be a thing I use to prove I'm better than others and if you're going to let someone else do it then I'm GOING to do it to you. That's going to happen because that was your choice."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2023