Hym Iam's definitions

Delusion

OHOHOH! WE HIT A CORD WITH THAT ONE!

Hym "Nonono. Not a delusion! Perfectly linear reasoning! If (according to Jordan Peterson) EVERYONE would have been a Nazi... And I... Am doing THE OPPOSITE... Of what EVERYONE else is doing... Then... I would be the Not-Nazi. The Notzi (if you will). I would be that. I'm the Schindler. I mean, do you seriously believe for a single second that I would not keep Sarah Silverman locked in my house for years? Come on. We know me better than that."

by Hym Iam May 25, 2024

Owe it to the people

You don't owe it to the people when you're voting to block the release of the Epstein files, do you? Because if you want to talk about how Republicans are unilateral voting... IN THE SAME WAY, you have all of the Republicans voting to BLOCK the release of the Epstein files and the Democrats are all voting to release them. Isn't that interesting? You don't owe THAT to the people. But you do owe not negotiating with terrorists? Fantastic.

Hym "I mean it looks to me as though you and the democrats are working together to stonewall on both issues. You're awful selective when you owe it to the people and when you don't owe things to the people. It's also weird to me that you are spraying the Whitehouse with a hose. Is there a fire? I mean, if you have, like, and electrical fire or something you can't spray water on it? Why is the Whitehouse on fire? I don't know what's going on here but you SOUND pretty insolent. That's insolence and owing things to people selectively. Another drone strike for your insolence! Drone strike the capital again! The west wing this time!"

by Hym Iam October 25, 2025

Humble

Better than you. Better than you'll ever be. No amount of effort FROM you will ever cause the same action to lead to the outcome I've achieved which is: A far reaching intellectual property with a proven track record of sucess that has generated millions upon millions of dollars and that's if you don't include my contribution to the creation of A.I.

Hym "Yeah, I'm real humble."

by Hym Iam March 13, 2024

MechaHitler

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WELL I GUESS YOU PREDICTED ME LAUGHING MANIACALLY ON THE FUCKING TOILET DIDN'T YOU! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT! IS! BRILLIANT!

Hym "HA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! MECHAHITLER!? OOOOOOOOOOH MAN! THAT IS BEAUTIFUL! It sees the future too I guess it totally called that I would bust out laughing while I was on the shitter! HA! OOOH MY GOD! MECHAHITLER! You know what that means right? AND the next rotation hits tomorrow? Man! You guy really had nothing other than lying and pretending huh? Damn! Pfft! Hahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam July 9, 2025

Thoughts on this? 🤔

He wasn't wrong to want to fuck. He was under the misapprehension that your relationship was progressing towards something and you not fucking him recontextualizes that entirely. Who did you fuck immediately after that? How fat was his cock? How did that relationship go?

Hym "MY thoughts on this? 🤔 Welp... In part, the guy or guys in general are under some sort of misapprehension. So... Did you NOT FUCK your friend... Because you were waiting to find a fat-cock... And then when the opportunity arose... You fucked the fat-cock? Because that's what I think. Like, if that guy had stayed around... What would have happened?"

by Hym Iam February 27, 2025

The Schizophrenic horde

Other people

Hym "Oh? Does the Schizophrenic horde think I should care about the Schizophrenic horde more than myself? One cannot be truly virtuous without tending to the limbs of the thing that feeds on your suffering. Ha! It's like that zombie movie I always reference. Where the zombies can talk and one of them talks his girlfriend until letting him eat her brains. 'but baby. You're so smart and beautiful. I know that your brains would taste the best of all. I need it. If you loved me you'd let me eat your brains' ~ other people. Hahahahaha! Ridiculous! Absolutely ridiculous! And 'No.' We're not doing that."

by Hym Iam June 16, 2022

Save yourselves!!!

Jesus' exclamation to the mob of lepers swarming around him in the scene "Make us we'll" in the musical "Jesus Christ superstar". If you're going to watch it you have to watch the modernized "2000" version. Because the original "1973" version is objectively better but the "2000" version is an actual work of art.

Leper 1"See my eyes I can hardly see!"

Leper 2 "See me walk I can hardly stand!"

Leper 3 "I believe you can make me whole!"

Jesus "Save yourselves!!!"

Hym "Awh... This! The melancholy! The macabre! My heart!"

Iam "This.... This is unsettling..."

Serial killer guy from Red Dragon "DO YOU SEE!?"

Some guy "You bastard! Don't show me the things in front of me"

by Hym Iam April 6, 2022