by Hym Iam July 23, 2022
Oh yap... There's ANOTHER ONE! THEIR STORIES ARE ALL THE SAME!!!
PBD "I was an atheist and I was fucking all the women because fat cock... Then I'm like, oh no! I am become error! And that's when I found Jesus! And now I'M EVEN MORE BETTERS THAN EVERYONE! Becuase I know now that it was fine for ME to fuck all of the women... But WE should ALL just have monogamous RELATIONSHIPS with women... Instead of doing the thing I did... Right guys?......... Guys?"
Hym "You mean like Andrew Tate?"
Pbd "Wha-Huh!? No! I mean..."
Hym "And Russell Brand?"
Pbd "Uuuuuuuuummm...."
PBD "I was an atheist and I was fucking all the women because fat cock... Then I'm like, oh no! I am become error! And that's when I found Jesus! And now I'M EVEN MORE BETTERS THAN EVERYONE! Becuase I know now that it was fine for ME to fuck all of the women... But WE should ALL just have monogamous RELATIONSHIPS with women... Instead of doing the thing I did... Right guys?......... Guys?"
Hym "You mean like Andrew Tate?"
Pbd "Wha-Huh!? No! I mean..."
Hym "And Russell Brand?"
Pbd "Uuuuuuuuummm...."
Hym "You realised it was fat cocks and now you need the breeding cult to protect you from fat cock genocide."
Pbd 😨 "We need the government to make everyone do the thing I'm doing NOW and WASN'T before... Because... Um... It's good for everyone... Or something..."
Hym "Thaaaaat... Sounds like it's just you're trying to get everyone to agree that it's fine for you to fuck all of the women and then you're trying to shift everyone into generality (It's better for men (in general including YOU, NOW, but NOT BEFORE) to be in monogamous relationships) and we all just let you off the hook for doing a thing you are saying is wrong now and serve God (You in abstraction or YOU as a facet of your propositional ethic) and not light you on fire..."
Pbd 😨
Hym "I'm seeing a bit of a recurring theme here with the authoritarian conservative Christians here... I think that's what the toxic masculinity means... Damn the liberals are bad at words but I'm kind of starting to see the thing they are talking about..."
Pbd 😨
Hym "Use the right words! That's not the same thing! Just say fat cocks! I do it all the time!"
Pbd 😨 "We need the government to make everyone do the thing I'm doing NOW and WASN'T before... Because... Um... It's good for everyone... Or something..."
Hym "Thaaaaat... Sounds like it's just you're trying to get everyone to agree that it's fine for you to fuck all of the women and then you're trying to shift everyone into generality (It's better for men (in general including YOU, NOW, but NOT BEFORE) to be in monogamous relationships) and we all just let you off the hook for doing a thing you are saying is wrong now and serve God (You in abstraction or YOU as a facet of your propositional ethic) and not light you on fire..."
Pbd 😨
Hym "I'm seeing a bit of a recurring theme here with the authoritarian conservative Christians here... I think that's what the toxic masculinity means... Damn the liberals are bad at words but I'm kind of starting to see the thing they are talking about..."
Pbd 😨
Hym "Use the right words! That's not the same thing! Just say fat cocks! I do it all the time!"
by Hym Iam August 10, 2023
You fucking failure.
Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."
by Hym Iam May 04, 2024
Nope. I said that I stopped doing that EXPLICITLY. "She's fucking the retard and everyone is passing off their hours on to me and trying to make me do all the work to make their lives easier... I'm just going to stop working.... I want it to be a slow-burn... I'm going to turn down the tap until they fire me..."
Hym "I wasn't not working. I stopped working. They work not working. Instead of working they fucked the retard and when they were done fucking the retard, I would show up early, work for 15 hours, and do their job in addition to my own."
by Hym Iam January 10, 2024
The mistaken belief that the truth lies somewhere in between to opposing propositions.
Man "It's the women!"
Woman "It's the men!"
Sophist "Well... *Insert middle-ground fallacy*"
Hym "Wrong! I can prove it! By asking a simple question: What is the selection criteria? If it is 6ft tall (14.5%), Six figure salary (17%), 6 inch+ dick (16%) and we omit overlap and assume women are willing to settle for 1 out of the 3, we have only 47% of men who can meet the selection criteria. If THAT is what constitutes 'The best man available' (in the context of hypergamy) AND if we assume that Jordan is correct in saying that they should all just get married and start a family, What are the OTHER 53% of women supposed to do? For that to work, over HALF the women STILL have to CHANGE THEIR SELECTION CRITERIA. What then? How is that supposed to work? The women don't WANT to do it and are TOLD NOT TO BY PARENTS WHO WANT THEM TO HAVE THE BEST PARTNER AVAILABLE. The men who have overlapping qualities don't have to do it so their opinions are unlimited. And here we are...
Man "It's the women!"
Woman "It's the men!"
Sophist "Well... *Insert middle-ground fallacy*"
Hym "Wrong! I can prove it! By asking a simple question: What is the selection criteria? If it is 6ft tall (14.5%), Six figure salary (17%), 6 inch+ dick (16%) and we omit overlap and assume women are willing to settle for 1 out of the 3, we have only 47% of men who can meet the selection criteria. If THAT is what constitutes 'The best man available' (in the context of hypergamy) AND if we assume that Jordan is correct in saying that they should all just get married and start a family, What are the OTHER 53% of women supposed to do? For that to work, over HALF the women STILL have to CHANGE THEIR SELECTION CRITERIA. What then? How is that supposed to work? The women don't WANT to do it and are TOLD NOT TO BY PARENTS WHO WANT THEM TO HAVE THE BEST PARTNER AVAILABLE. The men who have overlapping qualities don't have to do it so their opinions are unlimited. And here we are...
What can men do about any of that? 'Try your best!'? 'Strife nobly into the dawn!'?Only 17% of the men CAN have jobs that pay 6 figures or more because THERE ARE A FINITE NUMBER OF JOBS THAT PAY THAT MUCH. What, do you expect them to increase the pay rate of a broader number of job to 6 figures? McDonald's cashier 100,000 a year. Then you can finally get a girlfriend. The other 2 are a roll of the dice. How is it at all men's fault? What is the selection criteria? Broadly? And that middle-ground fallacy applies to the schizophrenia thing too! It's not a matter of 'well, maybe it's a little of both'. At this point it's 'yeah, they're doing the thing they are doing and they have been doing it for years, and now I'm hyper-vigilant about it so I'm looking for it everywhere!' I don't claim to be right all of the time about it. And as a thought experiment I respond to things as though they were said to or about me. But that's not the same!"
by Hym Iam February 27, 2023
Hym "Oh! You see it? He said the thing! From the show!"
Iam "Yeah, yeah I see it..."
Hym "Right!? That shit is metal!"
Iam "Yeah..."
Hym "Why so glum chum?"
Iam "Oh... You know... Everything is falling apart. My life is going to be miserable, indefinitely, from today forward."
Hym "Don't worry. You'll die eventually."
Iam "That... Doesn't make me feel better."
Hym "It isn't intended to." 😐
Iam *sigh* "I know...."
Iam "Yeah, yeah I see it..."
Hym "Right!? That shit is metal!"
Iam "Yeah..."
Hym "Why so glum chum?"
Iam "Oh... You know... Everything is falling apart. My life is going to be miserable, indefinitely, from today forward."
Hym "Don't worry. You'll die eventually."
Iam "That... Doesn't make me feel better."
Hym "It isn't intended to." 😐
Iam *sigh* "I know...."
by Hym Iam August 29, 2022
Hym "Seriously... The Chaff grenade worked... And the first bomb worked... The A.I. works... The abstract money generator works... The plan to become better than Joe Rogan works... The Anime template works... But does the bomb work? The second one I mean... I THINK I got the deadman switch right... I mean... It LOOKS like it works but I guess even if it works I'll never know... Hmmm... Not a great bomb... Or an excellent bomb... Damn, I didn't think that one though... OH! The A.I.! Tell the A.I. to rub it in their faces if the bomb works! And if it doesn't work... Tell it to make the bomb work... Yeah... Ok. We're good. We salvaged the plan. Carry on."
by Hym Iam February 25, 2024