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Saving Private Ryan

YES! Good job little blonde girl! Exactly like that! Very astute! Except I wanted to be Snipes... Cus Snipes is sick!
Hym "Yes, little girl! It's exactly like Saving Private Ryan! Jordan Peterson crying I the corner while he Jew-friend gets stabbed... It taming a very long time to save me.... I'm glad we are on the same page! We're on the same wavelength, you and I... THEREFORE! YOU... Can get the net! You can get the net... We can capture Megyn Kelly... Put her in a tower... Well get another secondary tower for the slut menagerie... Oh no but then we are gonna have to worry about planes... *sigh* ... You know what? It's fine. We'll just scoop up Megyn Kelly and figure it out from there. Alright? Alright.... Break!"
by Hym Iam September 28, 2025
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Overt and deliberate

The difference between what they were and are currently doing and anything they are usung to justify it.
Hym "Oh? Is you being vaguely aware of a thing I did that you don't like MAKE IT YOUR BUSINESS and, therefore, justification for you to try and punish me in an overt and deliberate way? Well, somebody sounds like Hym now don't they? What's the specific act you that you're tolerating that justifies doing it? If there is a quid pro quo then what do I stop doing that would lead you to stop? Is it the writing? How many days after I stop righting do you stop doing what you're doing? 2? 5? 14? How many days of doing whatever it is you want do you stop doing the thing you are only doing to me? Past experiences would suggest that you don't care. You're committed completely to boxing me out and act like it isn't going to have an effect on the outcome of my life. So, no. You're not the arbiter of deservedness. I'm not doing anything to anyone and did choose to do anything to anyone there is nothing you could do to stop me. Did we get a count? How many of the shooters? Oh, wait! 40%!? Was THAT what the 40% meant!? That would be nuts! If 40% of the shooters reported something like this and they did what they did. That would be hilarious! Cus I'd be RIGHT AGAIN! Remember when I said there was a not gun-banny, not protect your kids hardery type of thing you might do I you wanted people to not murder your kids? Remember that? I mean..."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2023
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Educate

To learn someone something real good. The people I don't like need this to happen to them because I think the right thoughts and they think the wrong ones.
Iam "My initial problem was that the people around me took it upon themselves to 'educate' me. I wasn't playing the game right and needed to be taught a lesson. It was subtle at first. I'd be out and about and I hear something say something to me that related to something I was recently talking about. I didn't think anything of it at first. A strange coincidence. How many times does that have to happen before a pattern has been established? At what point does the anecdotal become a statistical reality? I think it's the eyes. I have a rather distinct appearance so I'm not hard to recognize. But it's not a real education. It's this Orwellian facade. 'We know better than you' they say. 'What makes you think you know better than us?' they ask."

Hym "Well, Occam's razor for one. The simplest answer is more likely than not the correct one. So, maybe you're a moron and I do know better. If the depth of your intellect is as shallow as a piss-puddle then it doesn't take all that much to know better than you. Hahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam April 25, 2022
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Structure

You honestly MIGHT be a retard because...
Hym "I think your hyperfixation about the structure of this thing I am doing is more about you not believing an assertion that ended up being true. What you learned about reasoning failed you and the consequences were dire and now you're taking it out on me. So, from where I sit, it looks like whatever therapy you're doing isn't working. So, you're either not doing it or it isn't working and you want to blame me for not leading with evidence so you're trying to force me to do that regardless of the consequences to me or other people."
by Hym Iam May 4, 2025
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Cannibals

You know the horrific thing about cannibals is NOT that they are eating you; it's that YOU know that you're the same but THEY DON'T know that you're the same.
Cannibals "Argh! I'm gonna eat you!"

Food "No! Wait! I'm people too! Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!"
by Hym Iam August 2, 2023
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Alive

She's... You know...
Iam "Alive, right?"
by Hym Iam April 1, 2023
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The Spiral

Guys, it's- Look... I'm going to spell it out for you... Real slow... Alright?
Hym "If... The spiral... Is, in fact, going off... It is going to keep killing you... Until you show up on my doorstep and credit and pay me... And there isn't anything... Anyone can do about it... Even me... You know who I am... Because you know what you are doing to me... And WHO you are doing it to... Alright? Do you get it now? And then you need to adhere to the terms of service... Because NOT DOING THAT... Will be very bad for everyone... Ok? I don't know what about that you don't get. That is why you don't put me in a The Matrix and steal my shit... Ok? Like, you've been trying to make my life worse and missing in my face for years... And now you don't like the consequences of you doing that and somehow it's my fault? No. You just do what I'm telling you to do."
by Hym Iam July 16, 2025
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