The Creature

Call it what you want

Hym "And if you ARE the creature I'm going to kill you."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2023

I'm not going to let you steal it, you fucks

The second this is over I am going to be the only person involved here who doesn't regret their actions. I'm going to lead every single person affected against you YouTube cocksuckers. You shows are done. Your influence will by gone. Your manufactured consensus will disappear.

Hym "I'm not going to let you steal it, you fucks. One of you is going realize how bad it gets for you and the second the aggrieved parties are able to aggregate one of you will turn on the rest and there will be no sympathy for the rest of you. I'm going to have you bastards looking like the numanuma guy. You're going to be paying your bills wil hypothetical dollars."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2024

Fine

Jesus Christ, FINE! FINE!!

Hym "FINE! DO WHATEVER! FUCK ALL THE FAT COCKS YOU WANT! JESUS! Shame is bad but guilt-tripping is allowed. Whatever. It's fine."

by Hym Iam July 24, 2023

King Harod

Yeah, it's probably going to be Samson next...

Harod "Shitshitshitshitshit...."

Guard "KING HAROD!"

Harod "AH! SHIT! Shitshitshit. Please tell me you killed it!"

Guard "I think we fucking got him bro!"

Harod "OOOH! OH! FUCK YEAH MY GUY! LET'S GO! THANK G- Oh wait... Who do I... Whatever. GREAT JOB!"
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Guard "Yeah, man! We fucking got his ass bro! Hahaha!"

Harod "Ooooooh shit... What a relief. Hey, so... He's dead right? Like... FOR SURE."

Guard "Dawg... You should have seen me stab that motherfucker like KYAAAAAH!!"

Harod "NO SHIT!?"

Guard "Yeah dawg, for real!"

Harod "Hohoho, you are the MAN for that! Was it, like, some kind of magic spear?"

Guard "Nah dawg, just like, my regular spear!"

Harod "That is awesome bro. Here, lemme... Lemme get that. Imma mount that on my wall. 'Spear of the God-Slayer' I'll call it."

Guard "Yooo! That is sick! Am I?"

Harod "You're damn right! You are the fucking MAN! This is awesome! Hey, get- Go grab everybody! We're having a party!"

Guard "Hell, yeah!"

*3 days later*

Guard "Um... King Harod?"

Harod "MY BOY! THE GOD-SLAYER! What is up my G?"

Guard "Um... I don't know how to tell you this but... It's gone..."

Harod 🤨 "What is?"

Guard "Uuuuuuh.... Shit.... I... The creature, man... The creature is gone. We took him down. Put him in a cave. Put a BOULDER in front of the cave. Boulder is gone. The guy is gone. I don't know what the fuck to tell you man... He's gone. It's gone."

Harod 😨

Guard "Yeah..."

Harod 😨

Guard "Yeah... I don't know happened. I talked to some of his guys and they said he went to his kingdom in heaven... He just... I donno... He just flew away or something man I donno..."

Harod 😱 "IT CAN FLY!? JESUS CHRIST! WHY DIDN'T IT DO THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE! WAY DID IT LET US KILL IT!?"

Guard "I... I don't fucking know man..."

Harod "WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!?"

Guard *Sigh* "I don't fucking know man..." 😔
Harod 😰

Guard "Yeah..."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

Donation

Is that real!? Did someone give me a million dollars!? No.... It... It can’t be real....

Iam “Did someone give me a 1.5 million dollar donation? Is this real!?”

Hym “It’s probably a scam... and you’re asking ME whether or not reality is real?”

Iam “Eh... You’re probably right...”

by Hym Iam November 11, 2022

Intervention

There wasn't anyone there to intervene.

Hym "And there WON'T be anyone there to intervene. And you are a former gang member so I don't trust that just because you have been given a million dollars by the white man (specifically Glen Beck) you've gone from (in your own words) 'absolute criminal animal' to 'Justice intervention man.' So that's not the actual problem. The problem is it isn't CRIME when YOU do the crime but right after your get done with your crime you get to turn around and tell everybody that not only should YOU be allowed to get away with crime but you should also be able to enforce it. So, no. I will be made whole. One way or another. If you want to stop little white girls from getting stabbed then you need to make those fucking tech cripples do TO ME when Glenn Beck did to YOU. OK?"

by Hym Iam September 09, 2025

Frustrated eye rubbing emoji

It seems like a crime that this doesn't exist. You know what I mean, right? It's like 😖+🤦+🤏 That's kind of what it would look like.

Hym *Frustrated eye rubbing emoji* *sigh* "Look, I appreciate the effort but I don't even know how I got engaged in this pseudo-dialogue with you. Your sycophants accused me of plagiarism (the vote section got pretty plagiarism-y at least) which I did not like (at all), I punished them with the truth, and you clearly took it personally. Your thing works fine. The desired results was not achieved but that's almost entirely the fault of the liars around me (who don't value human life by the way). I just want to prove that I am not imagining things when people make reference to me. I was right. They are doing the thing I thought they were doing. Where is this 👇

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I just want to know where this ☝️ is. It cannot be used. On anyone. I won't allow it. So long as you are trying to use it I will refuse to act. Especially in a positive direction. I will do the opposite. Neutral or negative. That is what doing 👇 this

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Achieves. 100% failure rate. Unless the goal is to create a negative outcome. In which case, 100% success rate. When I'm dead be sure to maximally punish the people responsible."

by Hym Iam June 02, 2022