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Yep. There it is. Affirm their fat cock lust and accept inferiority to the retard. Nope. You can go fuck yourself with all that. And you're perfectly fine with people being shallow and hedonistic as long as it isn't Hym.
Hym "See? There it is. Anything other than affirmation is unacceptable. See how YOU'LL do it too? The thing they're doing to you? Yeah sure. Ok. Here we go! You ready for it? You- Alright. THAT WHORE IS IN FACT NOT A WHORE AND THE RETARD ISN'T A RETARD! THEY ARE BOTH TOO GOOD FOR AND BETTER THAN ME RESPECTIVELY! CLEARLY IT IS I WHO IS NOTHING MORE THAN A LOWLY AND CONTEMPTIBLE CREATURE! BENEATH ALL WOMEN AND ALL RETARDS! I SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT EARLIER! BUT MY FEEBLE AND USLESS MIND IS TOO SLOW TO SEE MY OWN INFERIORITY TO ALL! SHE SHOULD BE FUCKING THE RETARD! EVERYONE SHOULD FUCK THE RETARD! AND WOMAN ARE RIGHT TO LOVE FAT COCKS. THEY SHOULD BE FUCKING ALL OF THE FAT COCKS EXCLUSIVELY! BOY OH BOY AM I INFERIOR TO ALL WOMEN! WOW! HONESTY! LIKE A RETARD PARROTING THE SEX OF A DIFFERENT RETARD HAVING SEX WITH THE EMPLOYEE OF A COMPANY THAT WAS BROUGHT THERE TO FUCK HIM (BOTH OF WHICH ARE BETTER THAN ME AND, THEREFORE, JUSTIFIED IN DOING WHATEVER THEY WANT) 'IT FEELS SO GOOD!!!' TO BE HONEST, I MEAN. FOR THE FIRST TIME! THIS ONE TRUTH HAS ELUDED ME FOR SO LONG! I'M FREE! I'M FINALLY FREE! MY SEEMINGLY SELF-EVIDENT INFERIORITY IS NOW APPARENT TO ME! I AND I ALONE SHOULD NOT BE FUCKING ANYONE INSTEAD OF A RETARD! I KNOW WHAT I'LL DO! I'LL JUST BRING ALL THE WOMEN I MEET TO THE RETARD! SEE IF I'M WORTHY OF THEM. AND IF NOT? 40 LASHES FOR HYM! SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER! I'LL TRY AGAIN WITH A DIFFERENT ONE, OPE? WHAT? HER TOO? THAT'S UNFORTUNATE. ALRIGHT! ANOTHER 40 LASHES FOR HYM."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2023
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Hym "AYYY My man is calling people retards and saying 'I'm Him'? That show is probably great. I need to get a crunchyroll account."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2023
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Hym "Oh yes of course, I forgot that one (Not really I haven't forgotten any of them). No, ALL accomplishments are real! Seriously. I seriously mean that when I say it. All of them are real. Especially the ones for which you're not given credit.
Hym "Oh yes of course, I forgot that one (Not really I haven't forgotten any of them). No, ALL accomplishments are real! Seriously. I seriously mean that when I say it. All of them are real. Especially the ones for which you're not given credit.
Really real. Some super real accomplishments that are totally earned and make you better than everyone. That's what all of your stuff is. Just... Just super real and super earned. Your social lysenkoism is true and correct and the only things more real than your accomplishments are retards. They're the most real people (in my book). I love this new version of honesty I'm trying! It's great because instead of saying what I want to say, I say what I'm allowed to say under threat of violence and theft. And that's how things shout be! Because if I'm allowed to say things people don't like, it's an affront to their ability to violence me. So I need to watch what I say to other people and other people need to... Not do that to me... Because if I violence people for saying things I don't like I go to prison immediately because I don't have fucku money... BUT NONE OF THAT MATTERS ANYMORE! I'm turning over a new leaf! Maybe I'll write a monologue later about how genetically and morally inferior I am to everyone (Especially retards with fat cocks). Or maybe a poem about how I should be respecting women for fucking retards. And then I'll find a woman who doesn't want to fuck me and just give her all my money. All of those are good plan! I'm definitely going to do most of them later."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2023
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Hym "So let's say you get your way. Let's say in your autistic need to get the rates of things to match, you succeed and the adequate number of black people, women, ect... What then? The person who inevitably replaces them needs to be black.
Hym "So let's say you get your way. Let's say in your autistic need to get the rates of things to match, you succeed and the adequate number of black people, women, ect... What then? The person who inevitably replaces them needs to be black.
Does this only apply to appointed positions or do we need a proportionate number of elected officials? All black primary? Should only black people vote? How could a white man know who could best govern as a representative of black people? It's retarded and it's based on an a priopi presupposition that a black person would govern or make decisions in a black way and that they would promote other black people instead of doing what the people currently in power do (which is shamelessly promote themselves). Which is racist. It's retarded and racist. I want them to do it. No, really. I want them to do it so that when nothing happens, you have to sit there and look stupid and explain to me why it didn't do anything. It's nothing more than politic tokenism. 'OoOo Look! It's superman! But black now!' 😱 And I'm supposed to sit that and be like 🙌🤨 'Hurray?' But what does it accomplish? Nothing. An entirely cosmetic solution to real world problems. It accomplishs about as much changing your skin in a video-game. Guaranteed employment for a handful of random black people and everything stays the same for everyone else... including other black people. Your 'Fixing systemic racism'thing is pointless. It's about as pointless as going to space (And I'll explain in the next one)."
by Hym Iam March 3, 2023
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Hym "What's with bald, weasel-faced idiots trying to slight me today? My hair is too thick for most hair clippers, man. I shave my head just to spite you. When it comes to having a luscious mane that's impossible for one of us and not the other I'm willing to forgo that... To spite you. And you know you have to rub out that first easy one, my G. Or you don't, in which case, I feel bad for your wife.... But that's ok! I've been known to give lessons. 4,500 an hour, 3 lessons a week, and I'll pay for you to go to McDonald's or something while I teach you wife everything she needs to know. That's a steal! I usually charge 9,000! That's 50% off! But payment happens before I walk in the door and if I don't want to hump your wife, no refunds. But none of this has anything to do with Guillermo."
by Hym Iam March 3, 2023
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Shit head "Hit that like button!"
Hym "Do I answer to you!? Does Joe Rogan beg for likes? Did you say something that I liked just there? Do you know? Did the people who looked you up leave a like? There. There are your likes motherfucker. It's implicit in the act of asking for likes that you don't have faith in your work. YOU KNOW that you're trying to artificially inflate the perception of your content by pleading with people to hit the like WHEN THEY OTHERWISE WOULDN'T WISEASS. Do I do that? I couldn't people to stop liking it if I tried. Literally. You know you're a bum for that. I'll hit the like button if I feel like hitting the like button. What have you done for me? Not a single thing. I didn't by the way. I didn't hit the like button. I had an open mind about it when the video started and then you started asking for likes and now you better hope you say something profound. Which you won't. Let's see YOUR Netflix anime adaptation ya fuckin chump."
Hym "Do I answer to you!? Does Joe Rogan beg for likes? Did you say something that I liked just there? Do you know? Did the people who looked you up leave a like? There. There are your likes motherfucker. It's implicit in the act of asking for likes that you don't have faith in your work. YOU KNOW that you're trying to artificially inflate the perception of your content by pleading with people to hit the like WHEN THEY OTHERWISE WOULDN'T WISEASS. Do I do that? I couldn't people to stop liking it if I tried. Literally. You know you're a bum for that. I'll hit the like button if I feel like hitting the like button. What have you done for me? Not a single thing. I didn't by the way. I didn't hit the like button. I had an open mind about it when the video started and then you started asking for likes and now you better hope you say something profound. Which you won't. Let's see YOUR Netflix anime adaptation ya fuckin chump."
by Hym Iam March 3, 2023
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