You are doing to me what you are doing to Nietzsche and you took my description of your religion and adopted it as an ethos and now you're doing the thing that was already happening to me because the only thing that changed was you developed a God complex. And you're crying like a bitch likely because you got the wrong person or several of the wrong people before you got to me because I hate to break it to you Jordan but you're just not that bright.
Hym "Not true. And I still don't have to do what God wants. But you still have to do what I want don't ya? Heheh yes you do."
by Hym Iam July 09, 2025
Get the Not truemug. Nope.
Hym "You personality is an imitation of a better looking, more intelligent, and taller man, you midget. Where's my ex-wife? I NEED her little ass. And you're not confident, you're just high on Vivans.
by Hym Iam March 24, 2024
Get the High on Vivansmug. Should I be asking for that!? WOW! Here I am, having a schizophrenia diagnosis manufactured by the people around me and alluding to the fact that child and/or retard murder might be an appropriate response... And I didn't even THINK to ask a panhandler to take a picture of his sign! Wow! That is embarrassing! My bad guys! You must think I'm the rudest person on the planet! Gosh, that's... That's my bad...
Hym "Permission? Like, the fruit?"
Iam "That's a PERSIMMON."
Hym "Oh... You mean when you feel bad about something?"
Iam "No, that's CONTRITION."
Hym "Oooooh... So like, your attitude about something?"
Iam "No, that's your DISPOSITION."
Hym "Oook. Ok. I get it now... You're making up words!"
Iam "What?"
Hym "You're making shit up to try and make me look stupid!"
Iam "What!? No! It's like-"
Hym "Fuck you buddy!"
Iam *sigh* "Nevermind..."
Iam "That's a PERSIMMON."
Hym "Oh... You mean when you feel bad about something?"
Iam "No, that's CONTRITION."
Hym "Oooooh... So like, your attitude about something?"
Iam "No, that's your DISPOSITION."
Hym "Oook. Ok. I get it now... You're making up words!"
Iam "What?"
Hym "You're making shit up to try and make me look stupid!"
Iam "What!? No! It's like-"
Hym "Fuck you buddy!"
Iam *sigh* "Nevermind..."
by Hym Iam May 07, 2024
Get the Permissionmug. by Hym Iam August 21, 2024
Get the Lifemug. 
"How many kids did she convince to convert?" ~ Dr. Jordan Bureaucratization Peterson. That ☝️ is "mis-gendering" NOT ALLOWED!
Hym "He hasn't been an A-list actor in 13 years and anyone following him under the auspices of the lgbtq community DOESN'T NEED CONVERTING. They're already there! So ZERO fuck-face! How many kids do you REALISTICALLY think are following Elliot Page? And under the auspices of free speech he can post whatever the fuck he wants. You can suck his dick. Suck both of our dicks, actually."
by Hym Iam August 20, 2023
Get the Elliot Pagemug. Hym "EVEN MORE SO if you murder humanists. OR anyone who knows who I am. And it isn't my emotions. You are using sex crimes that did not occur to justify refusing to name be because it would elevate me while actual sex criminals are using me to elevate themselves. There is no neither option here. You lost to Trump because you are valueless pieces of shit. Their values are shit and they are shit. But YOU... Are also shit. I would never in a million years lower my self to cooperate with you and if you do not pay me for my contributions to society and leave me alone I will murder as many kids I can and kill myself. This is not a negotiation. There are an infinite number of configurations of words and there are exactly zero that will convince me to do otherwise."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2025
Get the Murdermug.