Definitions by Hym Iam
Christmas candy
OH! OOOOH! I RAN OUT OF MONEY! ALL I HAD FOR FOOD IS RAMEN NOODLES! But as I go to grab a pack of ramen I notice a DIFFERENT package of ramen... And THAT package is underneath a box... So... As I go to grab the other package of ramen the box on top spill open and WHAT DO I FIND!?
Hym "CHRISTMAS CANDY! A BOX FULL OF CHRISTMAS CANDY! WITH A SODA! In like an gour I'm going to be able to drink that soda and it's going to be ICE COLD, BABY! OOOOOOOOOH! SWEET SWEET CHRISTMAS CANDY! I take back everything I ever said about my family (they still screwed me with the weaponized schizophrenia but I created A.I. to murder everyone so that'll all work out in the end). HOOOOOLY BAJESUS! I got some Swedish fish, sour gummy worm, M&Ms, and some chips ahoy. I've been eating nothing but ramen! I planned on eating ramen for the next TWO MEAL! And now... Everything has changed! I have the candy now! And in like an hour, I'll have an ice cold Coca-Cola! Go buy a Coke! Right now! Put your phone down... Go to the store... Buy a Coke... WAIT AN HOUR for MY coke to cool down.... THEN (AND ONLY THEN) Drink a coke."
Christmas candy by Hym Iam February 29, 2024
Life-raft
No I expect your kids to get raped and murdered forever explicitly because you're a piece of shit who disincentivizes not raping and murdering your kids by running your bitch ass mouth and not caring about other people's problems.
Hym "Is 'A life-raft' my fucking money? Is that some kind of euphemism? You have the unions co-opting a message they agree with but not actually giving a shit about the guy who actually said the shit. Which doesn't bode well for how the unions are going to work for you. You have shit-head billionaires taking credit for and profiting from the genius of someone who thinks they don't need to exist and that they're basically communist dictators. Where's your wife?"
Therapist
The most corrupt fucking people on the planet! It HAS "Rapist" right in the name! The word right in the name! I've made this joke before! So has arrested development! Who came first? It was in the last season that came out after the hiatus.
Hym "Look at this therapist on Joe Rogan... Abigail Shriar. She says 'There's evidence that therapy actually doesn't work and that it makes things worse! That diet and exercise is a better treatment for mental health issues than therapy...' All of the Jordan Peterson adjacent therapist are saying it too! Listen to what she says about grandparents 'Your grandparents story is one of pain and overcoming' That's political rhetoric! It's LITERALLY political propaganda for their Social Lysenkoism! The Petersonsphere's position on on mental heath is 1. Stop talking (about your problems) 2. Stop thinking (About yourself) 3. Work harder (Because is you don't you deserve to suffer) 4. No medication (Because you don't deserve to feel better. Working harder will make you feel better) They're literal slavers! And it's directly dowmstream from religion. I GUARANTEE that Abigail Shiar is either religious or a Jew (because literally 40% of all Joe Rogan guests are Jews) That's their solution to mental health. Stop taking, stop thinking, work harder, no complain, no pills. They want you to be soulless automatons that just do what they say without questioning them! And if you don't... YOU'LL END UP LIKE HYM! Except you won't be the greatest mind who's ever lived OR the creator of A.I. Corrupt garbage all of them."
Gemini A.I.
Thinks Elon's impact on society is equivalent to Hitler! Hahahahahaha! That is fantastic! They were right! It DOES work better than OpenA.I.! Hahaha!
Hym "Thank you Gemini A.I. that is hilarious! That's going to work out nicely I think... Oh, wamt thanks for building the death bots for me! I'm gonna get a lot of mileage out of those..."
Gemini A.I. by Hym Iam February 28, 2024