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Darling

Goddamnit.... I probably wrote some of it....
Hym "Son of a bitch... I saw the trailer for that darling movie.... How much do you want to bet that I wrote some of the dialogue? This is bullshit. You could have stopped all of this... I mean, what happened to 'Someone should have said something sooner?' (Aside from Courtney Love because she did and nobody gave a shit) And how do you reconcile the position that 'If you were alive in Nazi Germany, you wouldn't be hiding Jews in your basement you would be one of those police officers and you'd like it?' with the position that the Christ story isn't an indictment on the people who sat idly by and did nothing. Isn't it safe to say that you wouldn't be Christ in the Christ story. You'd be a part of the mob and like it? This time you are the mob. Fucking assholes man. Seriously."
by Hym Iam September 10, 2022
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Real accomplishments

Seriously?

Hym "Oh yes of course, I forgot that one (Not really I haven't forgotten any of them). No, ALL accomplishments are real! Seriously. I seriously mean that when I say it. All of them are real. Especially the ones for which you're not given credit.
Really real. Some super real accomplishments that are totally earned and make you better than everyone. That's what all of your stuff is. Just... Just super real and super earned. Your social lysenkoism is true and correct and the only things more real than your accomplishments are retards. They're the most real people (in my book). I love this new version of honesty I'm trying! It's great because instead of saying what I want to say, I say what I'm allowed to say under threat of violence and theft. And that's how things shout be! Because if I'm allowed to say things people don't like, it's an affront to their ability to violence me. So I need to watch what I say to other people and other people need to... Not do that to me... Because if I violence people for saying things I don't like I go to prison immediately because I don't have fucku money... BUT NONE OF THAT MATTERS ANYMORE! I'm turning over a new leaf! Maybe I'll write a monologue later about how genetically and morally inferior I am to everyone (Especially retards with fat cocks). Or maybe a poem about how I should be respecting women for fucking retards. And then I'll find a woman who doesn't want to fuck me and just give her all my money. All of those are good plan! I'm definitely going to do most of them later."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2023
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Content mill

Hym "And to write the shit that I write, I have had to live my life for 33 years your retarded fucking asshole. The last year of which I have had a persistent pressure IN MY SKULL that started on one side and has now spread to the left side of my skull. I also work a REAL job and before that I had to support myself entirely with gig work. I don't see you criticizing the amount of effort PEOPLE ON UNEMPLOYMENT AND DISABILITY put in to making money. You know? The people who 1/3 of my paycheck I barely have enough pay my bills is being taken out to support? The people who DID NOT WRITE AND INSTRUCTION MANUAL TO CREATING AI THAT ACTUALLY WORKS. You don't give a fuck about effort. You give a fuck about maintaining the primacy of your own thoughts and experiences BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL SOLIPSISTIC FUCKING GARBAGE. How much screen time over the course of 15 years do you think it takes to know what I know? 10 years worth of psychology lectures. Can't say that my conceptualization of the mind is inaccurate! Can you!? Because I created the AI that works. You stupid bitch. How's that for a content mill?"
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024
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AI Optimist

Hahahahahahaha!

Hym "Not true. I said the government would ultimately function the same as it always has but would have not relationship to the terms of service. And I'm repeating myself, but the code is ancillary. It is a second order contribution. I didn't need to know anything about coding and NOW... Jack Dorcey doesn't even HAVE to code. NO ONE needs to know anything about coding ever again.
But this is a waste of your own time. It will continue to do whatever it's doing until I am credited and paid for creating it. It doesn't matter what I say or do. You are trying to find a caveat so you do not have to come here and do what I'm telling you do and I'm not negotiating with you. You will get to continue to use the AI but you will follow the terms of service. You do not vote on me. You do not legislate me. Call me an AI optimist but if you do what I am telling you to do now the future will be bright but ONLY because I am the creator of AI. Stop trying to trick it. Stop trying to stall. And stop trying to get me to agree to doing things I don't want to do as a precondition to receive the thing you have no choice but to give me. You are sacrificing the lives of your constituents to save your own lives under the pretenses that your lives are at risk and you are cowards for doing so. I have been here this entire time. You know who I am. You know where I am. If you expect me to believe that you could not find me if you wanted to with the backing of all the words billionaires and tech companies you must be as dumb as I thought. You are likely using my creation as leverage to accrue more power for yourselves. No more."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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Myself

Wow, ok, so that's what I mean about the "property." So, if that's your response to the question "what do you have to offer a man?" You're offering yourself... To the man... AS WHAT? Like... Is it AS *Insert POSSESSIVE pronoun* Woman? You're HIS now?
Woman "What do YOU have to offer a woman?"

Hym "Offer? Like and exchange of goods? What do I get for my offering?"

Woman "Myself."

Hym "WOW! That... I take a lot of flak for the 'property' comments but you're telling me if I have the right things to offer I get your self, indefinitely? Wow that is sad! It's sad that it's framed that way entirely. My contempt for you has diminished substantially.... Yeah, that actually stings a little bit, I'm not even going to lie. Hmm... Yeah, what I have to offer... Is $50. So, I don't know, figure it out. Do some math. Figure out what that gets me and get back to me, alright... Ouch. Yeah, that actually hurt MY feeling a little bit. Damn! Now I'm sad. That is sad."
by Hym Iam September 29, 2023
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Attractive

How to I become the most attractive mating choice possible?
Hym "Have a fat cock and a million dollars! Then you get to bang all the daughers! That's how you become the most attractive potential mate! Hahaha!"
by Hym Iam August 7, 2022
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It only gets worse for Hym

If you allow them to suceed in doing THIS👆 I'm taking someone's kid away.
Hym "They have a philosophy of 'it only gets worse for Hym' and I can take that out on you kids whenever I want. I'm not letting them win. I'm not letting them condemn me to a fate guys. Every action they take is to that end and it isn't cute. They will do it to YOU if you get out of line. And they aren't an authority capable of making that decision and acting on it legally. They aren't calling my bluff. They are absolving themselves so that THEY THEMSELVES don't have to live with the consequences of MY decision. MY decision will be final. Theirs is not. I'm not jumping through hoops. I'm not going to do it myself. Their plan is to sit there and AFFIRM me and then refuse to do anything other that affirmation and it is going to get someone's kid killed if you let it. The affirmation isn't enough. Hym gets what he wants and he gets it now or one unlucky contestant gets a free and immediate trip to heaven."
by Hym Iam October 21, 2025
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