Some random "Is it ok if I do this to him?"
Hym "No. YOU can't. I can. You're a shit turd and I'm the greatest. I can do that thing."
Some random"Why is it ok for you to do that and not me?"
Hym "Does he quote you?"
Some Random Guy "......."
Hym "Exactly. You quote him. He quotes Hym. You, stop being a smart ass."
Some random guy ".........."
Iam "I'm... Look, don't... You can't argue with Hym when he gets like this. I'm sorry."
Hym "Yes, you're sorry! YOU'RE sorry. I'm never sorry."
Hym "No. YOU can't. I can. You're a shit turd and I'm the greatest. I can do that thing."
Some random"Why is it ok for you to do that and not me?"
Hym "Does he quote you?"
Some Random Guy "......."
Hym "Exactly. You quote him. He quotes Hym. You, stop being a smart ass."
Some random guy ".........."
Iam "I'm... Look, don't... You can't argue with Hym when he gets like this. I'm sorry."
Hym "Yes, you're sorry! YOU'RE sorry. I'm never sorry."
by Hym Iam April 07, 2022
Abel "I don't know why It doesn't like you" 🤷 "Maybe I'm just better than you" 🤷🤷
Cain "Yeah? Well, how immune to rocks are you? You fucking idiot!" *Money rage ensues*
Cain "Yeah? Well, how immune to rocks are you? You fucking idiot!" *Money rage ensues*
by Hym Iam April 06, 2022
Hym "Go fuck yourself Instagram. Just let me view it in the browser and get this fucking continue with Facebook shit off my screen... Faggot!"
by Hym Iam January 17, 2024
Hym 🙀
Iam "What?"
Hym "Dra... Dragon's dogma 2 😧🫵 Look!"
Iam 😱 "THAT'S A LION-MAN! THERE! IN THE PRESETS! LION-MAN!"
Hym "I must..."
Iam "It's not going to look like me..."
Hym "It will he as we should..."
Iam "What?"
Hym "Dra... Dragon's dogma 2 😧🫵 Look!"
Iam 😱 "THAT'S A LION-MAN! THERE! IN THE PRESETS! LION-MAN!"
Hym "I must..."
Iam "It's not going to look like me..."
Hym "It will he as we should..."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
Ohoho reahehelly!?
Zealot "You have to choose a side!"
Hym "Ok... BOTH... And NEITHER! There. That's the side I'm on."
Zealot "You... You can't do that."
Hym "I did and AM doing that. Actively."
Zealot "But... My reality monster hates that!"
Hym "I... Do not give a single fuck about that... AT ALL! And also... I KNOW! THAT'S WHY I'M DOING IT! I want to piss it off REAL GOOD."
Zealot "It's going to punish you!"
Hym "Not if I kill it. Then, it will just be dead."
Hym "Ok... BOTH... And NEITHER! There. That's the side I'm on."
Zealot "You... You can't do that."
Hym "I did and AM doing that. Actively."
Zealot "But... My reality monster hates that!"
Hym "I... Do not give a single fuck about that... AT ALL! And also... I KNOW! THAT'S WHY I'M DOING IT! I want to piss it off REAL GOOD."
Zealot "It's going to punish you!"
Hym "Not if I kill it. Then, it will just be dead."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
Hym "If you see someone stalking you have to report it? Since when? I haven't deen anyone do that. All I've seen are deliberate and petty attempts at 'hoisting me on my own petard' for something I didn't intend to do and I stopped doing and then a perpetual doubling down on the assertion that you now get to lay claim to anything I produce and both a cover up of sexual impropriety and a refusal to acknowledge the active stalking and harassment that has been happening for years AND going as far as to participate in the stalking while alluding to the fact that you are doing it. Key participants include Emma Vigeland, Chris Williamson, Jordan Peterson, and the list goes on. But apparently you have to report it. So that's good. I won't have to murder any kids."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2024
Hym "Ok... FOREVER DROWN WORLD!!! So, basically, you drown forever, right? The sensation of drowning forever. They say it's the most peaceful way to die but you can only hold your breath for like 2-5 minutes. So it doesn't last all the long. But in Forever drown world it lasts... well, forever. Thus the name. And, in Forever drown world, sometimes you get eaten by a fish. Sometimes several fish. Sometimes you are the fish and get pulled into a boat and cooked and eaten by fish-men. Sometimes an eel swims up your bum and busts out your chest like xenomorph. Ripped apart by octopus, ect... But the only thing that doesn't kill you is the drowning. I might have a round where you spawn in with a knife and 100 other people and the last one standing gets a little air cube for, like, and hour but... You know the reanimated corpses of the people who died are going to eat you alive, right? Like, when the bubble is gone? They're GOING to eat you. That is a fact. And if you thank God for the air bubble you immediately lose air bubble privileges... And are eaten by zombies... Yeaaah... Forever drown world! It's gonna be dope!"
by Hym Iam August 02, 2022