Hym Iam's definitions

Patrickmutebi

You need to go look this up right now!

Hym "He balances- Ok... Look... He lifts a guy up on to his shoulders, right? So the other guy is doing like a hand-stand on his shoulders... And then the other guy balances ON THE ORIGINAL GUYS HEAD WITH HIS HEAD and then THE ORIGINAL GUY it juggling while the other guy balances on his head! It is nuts! How is he doing that!? And then the other guy does the splits upside-down on the head of the guy! It's like balance a basketball on top of another basketball except on top of the top basketball there is like 200 lbs od weight! And like, how he gets up on the guys head is the crazy part... He just hops up! He just hop directly up on to the guys head! That CAN'T be real, can it? PatrickMutebi it call on YouTube. If it's real give him 1 million dollars. Give it to both of them..... I mean I just went to watch it again he just, like, HOPS UP THERE... Like... Is the video in reverse? Did he like, get up there off camera camera and then film it in reverse? There's not fucking way he just hops up there like that! If it's fowards give them 1 million dollars. Don't do it if it's in reverse. There's no fucking way he just hops up like that..."

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

Go ahead

The problem being that in the same way you would criticize me for not saying this to your face... I don't see you issuing a public statement telling me I'm not going to get paid do I?

Hym "So by your own logic you're NOT really saying 'Go ahead.' I gave you the option to say go ahead and you're implying it but you aren't actually saying it, are you? So no. We both understand the difference between thing and we both understand what's happening here and it is, in explicit terms, what I said was happening. Barring catastrophe, what I said is going to happen is going to happen. And what happens to me after that is not going to be enough of a consolation for the person it happens to and in saying 'Go ahead' you acknowledge that you don't care either way. So, stop trying to get people's kids killed. Shut your bitch mouth. And then call your senator and tell him to make the mentally retarded billionaire pay what he owes before someone what really can't afford it pays for him."

by Hym Iam July 20, 2025

Actions

When I act, my actions are final.

Hym "And this is 1 of the last 2 actions I'm ever going to preform."

by Hym Iam June 25, 2024

Gelatinous cube

A living cube of ooze that engulfs everything. Sounds better when you say it in a British accent.

Hym "They're like a gelatinous cube. They engulfed us."

Iam "Heh, I suppose we need to use an instant or a sorcery card to get ourselves out"

Hym "Ha! I suppose we do! But if they're running blue/black they probably have a bunch of counter cards."

by Hym Iam April 28, 2022

Ratings

Wow! That is fucking hilarious!

Hym "The season 3 ratings are higher than all previous seasons. You see that right? It's flooded with 'me' references and it's the highest rated season. That's how you guarantee a subsequent season. Just make as many 'me' references as possible. Jesus.... I'm a literal entertainment golden goose. My intellect and humor are peerless! Do you know what show I'm talking about? Did you get the reference? Do you like that show? Well, you're welcome. I literally made it better.

by Hym Iam July 16, 2022

Actions

I said I would sit and wait patiently to die...

Hym "And you said you would do or did things you did or did not do. Actions speak louder than words. The reason is this: I'm giving you the thing that even you God would not. A choice."

by Hym Iam July 20, 2023

Cheat

I didn't cheat and if I don't get every cent of the money I'm owed I'll murder a child.

Hym "You molested a retard and you're offloading the cost of your existence to everyone around you while I pay the price. All you've done is unironically prove me right about everything I've said about women and the sad part is you think you did something profound. You are desperate to win a game I refuse to play. There is nothing for me to cheat at. You're not better than men. You're not equal to me. And you're not keeping any of the money. Every cent you used to buy off the liberals with philanthropy. Everything you spent. I don't have to let you steal it. All of this so you don't have to admit you were wrong to choose that fucking cripple over me."

by Hym Iam May 4, 2025