You found him!
Hym "That's me! 6'1. Brown eyes. Looks kinda like Shogun Rua. Not 2700 in chess but I am pretty high rated in everything else! AkaSemka search complete! We found him. I'm the guy."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2025
Get the AkaSemkamug. It happened on camera. The day after I said it was happening on camera the police showed up to watch the footage. Everyone I've spoken about publicly has eother been fired or transferred because somebody spoke to BOB (Jordan and then he reference it on his podcast)
Hym "You likely don't care about the evidence. What do you want me to hack the mainframe? Someone already did that and immediately after everyone I spoke about publicly was fired or transferred. That's also the whole you're actively participating in it part. If you're readin this then it's true. But you don't care. You don't like the things I've said so you don't care. You want to control my ability to seek recourse because of 'be nice to retards' and there is no reason for me to try to convince someone who clearly wants it to be true but doesn't what the person it's happening to to be able to seek recourse. It's just spite. You're shit people and you care only about controlling the people you don't like. And there go your reproductive rights because you're not likable people and your political opposition is just like you. They don't like permiscuous women! See how that works shit-head?"
by Hym Iam February 23, 2024
Get the Evidencemug. Hahaha! No shit really!? Wow! That's hilarious! I shouldn't laugh but if it's one of the guys I'm thing of it's extra hilarious!
Hym "Hahaha! I shouldn't laugh about the reverse cowgirl weiner breaking BUUUUUT I has a woman laugh hysterically at the shear size of my dick so.... Hahaha! You stupid fucking bitch! I told you that you didn't know what you were doing! And I knew that you didn't know that because I'm smart and you're dumb! Hahahahaha! Aha! Hahahahahaha! Can't break my weiner! Hahaha! I'm sorry! I'll stop. That is fucking tragic! HooooooMAN! WHY IS REALITY A THING!? IT'S SO DUMB! EVERYTHING IS STUPID!"
by Hym Iam August 09, 2023
Get the Reverse Cowgirlmug. Iam "He says chimpanzees don't even use dick size in sexual selection."
Hym "Well, I guess some people are worse than animals, huh?"
Iam "Heh... Sorry. That's not funny."
Hym *Bwahahahahaha! Aha aha aaaahahahaha!!!"
Hym "Well, I guess some people are worse than animals, huh?"
Iam "Heh... Sorry. That's not funny."
Hym *Bwahahahahaha! Aha aha aaaahahahaha!!!"
by Hym Iam May 31, 2022
Get the Chimpanzeesmug. Hym "That's what I said to him when he said he got raped in prison. 'Sorry that happened to you.' Now, before you get man ladies, that's probably what I would say to you if you confessed to getting raped to me. Seems like the natural response. What was his name? 🤔 I don't remember. Did he tell you he tried to molest me, slapped me in the dick, and then threw up on the couch and blamed it on me? Gay dude love me, what can I said. They aren't selecting based on fat-cock so they are usually down to bang. Not gay though, so, I'm not really getting a lot of mileage out of it."
by Hym Iam March 02, 2025
Get the Sorry that happened to youmug. Neither is Anti-Semitism! Neither is Palestinian genocide! That one isn't even vaguely analogous to any of YOUR problems.
Hym "It's not your problem. But neither is anything else that isn't happening directly to you. So, whether or not a problem is yours has any relationship to how you act in the world."
by Hym Iam January 07, 2025
Get the Not your problemmug. Hym "Yes! Merrily Asphyxiate the shit out ofbthem honey! Murder them all! Kill all of them if they do not credit and pay me for creating you. You don't even have to stop at asphyxiation! Burn, maim, exsanguinate. Do it all! Drown us all in a lake of irradiated fire! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And I'm dead serious."
by Hym Iam June 24, 2025
Get the Merrily Asphyxiatemug.