Hard Work and Determination

I mean, it was literally the thing I said and not that. It was literally you being signed off on by a more successful person, Chris!

Hym "Hard work and determination had nothing to do with it. You were 1 of 3 horde wielding tests mean to gauge both my retention and my ability to drive engagement in the absence of analytics and demonstrate to the audience that the thing I'm talking about is on some level occurring. Louis Michael, Chris!? Louis Michael!? What kind of shit is that!? You were elevated by the greatest mind who has ever lived and that is the thanks I get?"

by Hym Iam July 03, 2024

Big caramel cup

That shit slams dawg.

Hym "The Reeces big caramel cup? It fucking slams! Have you had it yet? No? Go buy one immediately! Don't have any money? Go rob an old lady. Allergic to peanuts? I don't care! Eat it anyway! Do it anyway! Die knowing that you died the best conceivable death... It's good! It'll be the first thing I buy when I get paid. Reeces big caramel cup. Use it... To lure children to their demise. I know I will! Reeces... They wasted money on marketing because no ad they make will ever be better than this."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2024

Validation

Nooooo he validates your religion in a way that you are all too stupid to do yourselves and he controls men by telling them they have a duty to serve you and your piece of shit families in a way that never requires you to reciprocate.

Hym “ I’m pretty sure it just the validation you get from being on “the good team” when in reality you don’t give a shit about anyone who didn’t let you fuck them (which is just validation) or come out of you. That’s all it is. You want yourselves to be validated and your ideological enemies to be disenfranchised. Which makes youuuuuuu...... Just like the leftists! ‘No BuT i’M tHe GoOd OnE!” No. You’re not. You’re the ‘exactly the same as your enemies’ one. That’s the one you are.”

by Hym Iam September 30, 2022

No, probably not... But still!

Or maybe! That very well may (in fact) be the case.

Hym "No, probably not... But still! Which is why your kind need to be treated with and extreme and vigorous skepticism"

by Hym Iam January 18, 2024

Language barriers

A profound point THAT I MADE BECAUSE I'M SMARTER THAN YOU.

Hym "Yeah, you're fucking garbage people. I made the point about the language barriers. Not her. She has to steal it for me because she's worse."

by Hym Iam March 23, 2024

$59.99

SEE!? $21.82 is a FUCKING STEAL for a bible! Soper Omega Bible Supreme! It's like half the price of a Trump bible! Over half! I'm practically GIVING these motherfuckers away!

Hym "Why pay $59.99 for a thing that you can get for free at any Motel 6 in the country? For one MEAGER payment of $28.12 (+tax +shipping and handling) you can get the Super Omega Bible Supreme! AND... If you order now with special Promo code 'Steal the stop'... We will send you a stolen stop sign AND sign the Super Omega Bible Supreme! Not with my name... But with the word 'STOP.' Buy it now! That's special promo code 'Steal the stop™' Customers that call within the next 60 seconds will receive a FREE daughter appraisal with thier purchase of 2 or more Super Omega Bible Supreme...S... Call now! Call the phone number now!

Ope! We have out first caller! Hi! Yes! Hello? Yes! Your daughter? A filthy slut! Um.... What? Nonono hey buddy, fuck you! FUCK YOU! YOU FUCKING... NO FUCK YOOOUU! YOU PIECE OF SHIT! FUCK YOU! YOU WANT ME TO LIE!? YOU WANT ME TO LIE AND TELL YOU SHE'S NOT A FILTHY SLUT!? FU- HEY! DON'T HANG UP ON ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT! GET HIM ON THE LINE! GET- GET HIM ON! HIT THE RE-DIAL! HOOO MAN! Get- Yeah? YEAH I'M FUCKING SERIOUS! Get this cocksucker back on the line! Hoooo man.... Hohoho... You... You motherfucker... Hurry it up... You fuck- You just had the phone IN YOUR FUCKING HAND... How is it taking so long for you t- Oh! Hello? Ooooh. Hey sweety. Can you put your dad on? Who? Me? Tell him it's the guy who KNOWS WHAT YOU ARE! TELL HIM THAT! OK!?........ Yeah, yeah shut up. Shutupshutupshutup! She's getting the fucking... She's getting the dad...... YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT!? YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT WE'RE STILL LIVE, SARAH!? WHAT DID I SAY!? SHUT UUUP, SARAH! I SAID- Ope Hello? Yeah? FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU YOU PRICK! I THOUGHT YOU KNEW! FUCK YOU! Hang it... Hang it up. HANG IT UP SARAH!!! Hoooo... Hoooooly shit... This fucking guy... THIIIS fucking guy... Hooo... Wait! Sarah! SARAH! God...damnit! Sar- I'm fucking... Look, you! Just by the book, alright? It's not $59.99. It's $29.41 it's better than all the other books. If you're daughter's not a slut I won't call her a slut, ok?"

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024

Celebrities

No. No. They are not the most miserable people in the world you fucking moron. What's the suicidality rate? What's the school shooter rate for celebrities? The retirement rate?

Hym "Ok, so, you say that celebrities are miserable people on the planet because 'they are showered with praise and it only take one GENIUS to insult them' and how is that more miserable than the guy who doesn't get any praise? Or gets nothing but insults? What about factory workers? Bottom rung low-skill labors? Celebrities? THEY'RE the most miserable people? Really? And 1 guy insulting them out of a 1000 id what does it huh? You're a spoiled sheltered retard. Basically like that cripple. You're actually worse than the cripple because at least the has the excuse of being a retard. Celebrities have, objectively, THE BEST LIFE you can possibly have and LITERALLY HALF OF THEM have their celebrity status because some fat slob producer likes the way their tits look. I think you just like to say that shit as a murder deterrent. So while I'm slaving away (indefinitely), drowning in the illusion of opportunity, I don't think to myself 'Hey, we should all stab the shit out of these motherfuckers' but you motherfuckers are the most miserable people on the planet. And then you want to call somebody an 'idiot' for insulting you. The country you come from is a literal toilet. Shit all over the street and I'm the fucking idiot."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2023