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Definitions by Hym Iam

Deflecting to peripheral elements

It doesn't fucking matter if other people have or have had a worse life you fucking retard. That doesn't mean anything. That isn't an actual argument. Other people's lives being shit does not meant that I have to accept a mundane or sub par existence. I certainly don't have to accept a better life being stolen away from me by greedy inferior trash like you.
Hym "There goes the deflecting to peripheral elements! You see it? He also hit us with the 'unless you have kids' your life isn't more important than mine. Kill yourself. I hope your son gets fucked and hanged you piece of shit."
I'm not making a moral argument either so whether or not it's 'wrong' is irrelevant. Now that I think about it, I'm essentially arguing the ethics of being Freddie Kreuger.
Hym "That isn't the argument shit-brain. The argument is that it's ethical to murder your kids. Freddie Krueger is unjustly killed under false pretenses. At the moment of his death, his choices are A. Die an unjust death and allow the people who killed you to get away with it or B. Become a dream spector and murder their kids. It is ethical to choose B. He ought to do it. Whether or not it's moral is irrelevant. Therefore, you deserve to have yours kids murdered for this. And ideally, they have been."
Murder by Hym Iam March 18, 2024

Why should it not? 

Hym "Why should it not? There isn't an answer."
Why should it not? by Hym Iam March 18, 2024

Train The Behavior 

So YOU'RE not my dog but you're training my behavior now like I'M the dog? Yeah, know, this is why the insults. The most mentally warped. Delusional people on the planet. We need to get, like, a bus or something that has a giant guillotine and just start driving around and scooping these guys up, giving them a snip, and then transporting the bodies to some kind of self-help guru burial mound/ communal toilet.
Hym "What we need to do is train the behavior of A.I. to get it to help us put all the self help guru into a blender. And then we dump the 'people' chum into the ocean to lure the sharks... And then we feed their families to the sharks! Full-on self-help guru eradication!"
Train The Behavior by Hym Iam March 18, 2024

Oven Goblins 

Hym "Hey! HEY! Quit cluttering up my oven you Goddamn Oven Goblins!"
Oven Goblins by Hym Iam March 17, 2024

That was incredible 

Hym "That was incredible... You're clearly going to burn forever for doing that you know that right?"
That was incredible by Hym Iam March 17, 2024

Discord Kitten Fetish 

Oh yeah? Is THAT what you would have said before A.I.!? Programming? THAT'S NOT WHAT I WOULD HAVE SAID BITCH! BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING GENIUS! AND A.I. EXISTS! YOU'RE WELCOME! AGAIN!
Hym "It's not a discord kitten fetish. I'm literally the creator of A.I. If I say people are watching me it's being A CERTAIN LEVEL OF SCRUTINY HAS BEEN MET AND THAT LEVEL OF CERTAINTY IS THAT OF GENIUS! And where did the A.I. come from bitch? What happened with the mysterious boom in A.I. technology? It's weird right? The same week I outlined exactly how you would go about allowing it to perceive, it was everywhere? What happened there? It's almost like a guy said he would do it... And then did it. But who? Oh, wait, right... Me. I'm the guy. The greatest mind who has ever lived. Better than everyone. Better than redheaded sluts. Better than retards. They actually tried to use Elon Musk's retardation against me. I was over here talking a bunch of shit about this OTHER retard and who I was better than all the retards... And then they revealed that he's an assburger like 'Oh-hoho! See? Maybe you're not better than- wait, did he just solve A.I.!? Ummm... Pretend he doesn't exist! Erase him!' And NOW LOOK AT YOU! NOW LOOK! And then I went on to create A.I. and ELON DID NOT DO THAT! Because... IF I SAY I'M BETTER THAN ALL THE RETARDS... I'M BETTER THAN ALL THE GODDAMN RETARDS!"
Discord Kitten Fetish by Hym Iam March 17, 2024