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The same

It doesn't even need to be the same and I have a daily viewer that's not only international but dwarves yours you fucking sissy. I'll slap the TikToker quaf off the top of your head.
Hym "Nah it's the same bitch. Close enough for me."
by Hym Iam April 28, 2023
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Truth claims

No, the claims are implicit in the text. When it says the 'God said *blank*' it is claiming the God said a thing. It's either true or it's false. And stop trying to like everything to biology. It the religion isn't just the right half of the brain or something that is so fucking stupid. It is what it is and what it is is an incest cult. You are defending it because it makes people go 'yay.' That is all that's happening here. It couldn't be any less profound."
Hym "Truth claims aside, your importance of narrative is just more Jordan Peterson Cult shit.

Exodus 90 participant "People are awakening to the golden prophet's one truth! It's so true that we don't even know what true means!"

Hym "Shut up Alex. What you call thought is just a 'yays for everyone' maximizing algorithm.
by Hym Iam July 9, 2024
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Nudge

Yeah, Russell Brand was talking about that in that interview where they caught the CIA agent saying that they send people in to "Nudge" people (Protesters) into criminal activity.
Hym "My question is and HAS ALWAYS BEEN: HOW OFTEN ARE YOU NUDGING PEOPLE DIRECTLY INTO MURDERING YOUR KIDS? BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME MY MONEY AND FUCK OFF I CAN GUARANTEE IT WILL BE AT LEAST 1. But I bet it's ALREADY more than 1. I'm not going to say it's all of them but I guarantee it ain't 0. And I can guarantee that it WON'T be 0. I won't accept any reward I've been nudge into receiving. If it doesn't come from THIS DELIBERATE ACTION AND THIS ACTION ALONE, the end result will negate whatever you give me entirely. I'll teach you to fucking nudge people you retarded pieces of shit. Should have nudged that whore into keeping her retard fucking legs closed."
by Hym Iam June 22, 2024
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It's not my turn

Hym "I would but it's not my turn."
by Hym Iam July 7, 2025
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Time

You profiting off of my labor is no different that me losing money you piece of shit you are going to pay for all of it.
Hym "You're wasting your own time and I'm not going to let you waste mine. Making money off my labor without paying is me losing money. Give me my money or you might as well bring me a kid to stab."
by Hym Iam July 5, 2024
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Deconstructing

Easy... Unless (of course) the thing you are deconstructing is infinite. In which case, it is infinitely difficult and it takes literally forever.
Iam "This guy is unreal! 'tricking the audience'!? Like how I talked about the the "Attack on titan" writers tricking people into rooting for Hitler!?"

Hym "Hahahaha!!! This guy is hilarious! Listen to this guy! Aaaahahahaha!"

Iam "Stop laughing! Why is this so funny to you?"

Hym "WHY HAVE WE NEVER LISTENED TO THESE INTERVIEWS BEFORE!? HAHAHA HE'S PRETENDING TO BE US! WE'RE THE IDEAL! THESE PEOPLE ARE AT THE HIGHEST ECHELON OF SOCIETY AND THEY ARE PRETEND TO BE US!!! HAAAHAHAHAAAA!!!"

Iam "He admits that he isn't even interested in the thing he's writing about. This is clearly an insult..."

Hym "HE'S RUNNING AROUND IN HOCKEY PADS PRETENDING TO BE BATMAN!"

Iam "Who's character are you deconstructing? Because that's not the Joker"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2022
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Regret

Nope. I wish I had time to threaten MORE children! An eternity wouldn't be enough to satisfy me! When I get my money, the first thing I'm going to do is pay to have a quantum computer build and instead of calculating the digits of pie I'm going to have it generate an infinite number of threats I could levy at your kids and I'm going to lock it in a warehouse and I'm going to have it do that forever.
Hym "ACTUALLY my only regret, I think, is still just going to be not rinsing out Brett's insides and the nanobot Vampire thing like... If I'm made of nanobots... I cam shape-shift my hand into dogs... And then I can munch up your children... And THAT... Would be maximally horrific! Right? What are you going to actually do against nanobot Alucard? Nuthin. He's nanobots!"
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
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