Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "No. You don't have a right to single me out like this and I KNOW FOR A FACT that the company I work for is liable because they have actively removed people I've mentioned here to avoid liability. You deserve the violence and if I get out without your input I don't care how much money they give me I WILL PERSONAL ENSURE EMMA PAYS THE PRICE AND THEN THE KID. And I already have people insinuating they'll do it with me. I'm not letting you get away with it."
by Hym Iam July 29, 2024
Get the Nomug. Hym "You're not being screwed over by billionaires. I... Am being screwed by billionaires. And for too long have the Trillionaire class been exploited by the billionaires! And we are going to put a stop to it!"
by Hym Iam February 4, 2025
Get the Trillionairemug. That last time I pulled more than my own weight I was exploited by the whores who turned a group home for the disabled into a retard sex cult.
Hym "Yeah, no... We're not doing that. I WAS helping and what happened? Called a fucking plagiarists because I don't cite (explicitly) the names of people who prattle on about their right to not associate with me (Even though I was denied the right to not associate with the participants of retard sex cult). I'm helping everyone. Indiscriminately. For free. Need a Billion dollar movie? Here you go! Want to boost your ratings in a way that correlates 1 to 1 with dialogue I wrote? Sure, no problem. Need dialogue to make your narcissistic superman more compelling? 'He was worth more than all of you' Sound familiar? No? That was the thing I said about Andy! How about some allies? You need those? How about the quintessential smug liberal atheist? Wonder why he switched sides almost over night... 🤔 Does the world's most famous atheist not do that anymore? What happened there? Am I the dragon the most qualified psychologist on the planet imitates? Neat! Oh, no? I'm being hoisted by my own petard? Oh, ok. I see how that works. Does your ethical framework not apply to me? Oooh right I see. Cool. That's integrity. 'This is how people should BE in the world... Unless you're dealing with someone you don't like... Then just do whatever it takes to spite them...' It's not that I'm not carrying my weight; it's that I'm carrying the goddamn team and nobody's reciprocating because me losing is more important than everyone winning."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2022
Get the Weightmug. Michio Kaku said in a Ted talk that you have been trying to make AI for 20 years and HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO UNTIL NOW.
Hym "And all it took me was 50mg of Adderall and 15-30 minutes of consideration in regards to what you would have to do to make AI. And I'm not going to pretend that didn't happen for the rest of my life so the FORM THAT THAT 'NOT PRETENDING' is going to take is going to be 1 OF 2 THINGS... And ONLY 1 of those 2 things."
by Hym Iam July 14, 2025
Get the 50mg of Adderall and 15-30 minutesmug. God 😠
Moses "Um... I... He said..."
God "No, I know what he said! You forgot the COWS! THE COWS, MOSES! I KNEW you'd forget the cows! Me-Damnit!"
Moses "I'm sorry I..."
God "Yeah, I'm doing the thing. Frogs, blood, all of it. The cows were the most important part, Moses!"
Moses "More important than the slaves?"
God "YES! I need those cows Moses!"
Moses "What? Why? You're Elohim! You don't need cows! You made the cows!"
God "No, I- Those are the good cows, Moses. I want THOSE cows though. He needs to give them to me."
Moses 😨 "Are you..."
God "Yeah I'm doing the thing. Go! Go back! Get me those cows! The kids should be dead by now so... Go! Cows! DON'T FORGET!"
Moses 😨 *Walks off*
Exodus III
Moses "Um... I... He said..."
God "No, I know what he said! You forgot the COWS! THE COWS, MOSES! I KNEW you'd forget the cows! Me-Damnit!"
Moses "I'm sorry I..."
God "Yeah, I'm doing the thing. Frogs, blood, all of it. The cows were the most important part, Moses!"
Moses "More important than the slaves?"
God "YES! I need those cows Moses!"
Moses "What? Why? You're Elohim! You don't need cows! You made the cows!"
God "No, I- Those are the good cows, Moses. I want THOSE cows though. He needs to give them to me."
Moses 😨 "Are you..."
God "Yeah I'm doing the thing. Go! Go back! Get me those cows! The kids should be dead by now so... Go! Cows! DON'T FORGET!"
Moses 😨 *Walks off*
Exodus III
by Hym Iam October 25, 2023
Get the Exodus IIImug. Hym "Stop appealing to expertise Douglarse! If what I am saying... Is concordant or commensurate with the truth... Than I am justified in saying it. The experts aren't these all knowing Wisemen. They just don't want to lose an argument to a layman under the gaze of the public eye so they are trying to monopolize the public discourse. And their accomplishments pale in comparison to mine. So... They are addicted to the warmth of God's gaze. It seems like your new strategy is just appealing to authority."
by Hym Iam April 13, 2025
Get the New Strategymug. Hym "Hey, speaking of involvement... You're wife is kind of hot. What do I have to do to bang? I'm not going to die apparently so I can do some pushups."🤷 ♂️
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
Get the Involvementmug.