Hym Iam's definitions

Daily viewership

I don't have access to the analytics but

Hym "I know I have a daily viewership of highly motivated international fans that have changed their lives in accordance with my propositional ethic. So... Let's take a look at the analytics. Put your cards on the table fuck-face. What's my score?"

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023

At this very moment

As in right now on this stage?

Some doofus "The falsification of data for the purpose of self-aggrandizement is happening at this very moment!"

Some other idiot *clears throat uncomfortably*

Some doofus "I'm not a hack I swear! The guy from Urban Dictionary that I'm referencing is a genius!"

by Hym Iam June 19, 2022

No, you can't

And not without paying.

Hym "No, you can't. And not without paying. You need to do what I'm telling you or I need to do what I said I would do and there is no in-between there."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2025

Raggle Fraggle

Exaggerated disgruntled grumbling

Hym "Raggle Fraggle..."

Iam "What's wrong with you?"

Hym "They're doing the thing!"

Iam "Yeah... I see it..."

Hym "LOOK AT THIS FUCKING GUY!!!"

Iam "I see it..."

Hym "Not just... DO YOU HEAR THIS GUY SAYING THE THING WE SAID!? LOOK AT THIS GUY!!!"

Iam "I KNOW!"

Hym "I'M GOING TO PAINT HIS NAME ONTO A BUNCH OF ANGRY GEESE AND THEN SET THEM LOOSE IN A NURSERY!!"

Iam "Pfft what!?"

Hym "They're going to peck those baby faces and everyone is going to know that it's his fault!"

Iam "You... How... Ok. Alright. Yeah. Sure. We'll get a bunch of geese and sick them on children..."

Hym "Babies! Yes! What is even the response to this!? What response is there other than uniquely horrific goose-related violence?"

Iam "I... I don't know..."

Hym "There isn't one! Un-fucking-believable! First retard sex-cult and now this!?"

by Hym Iam June 18, 2022

Threats

They aren't the only ones.

Hym "You're not going to pay the price for what you're doing here and you're not making whatever point you're trying to make. These are not threats. It is the only our I'm willing to give you. I'm not just going to go away. Your kids don't need to die here."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2024

$5

You know, I just remembered said I would give Samuel L Jackson $5... But that was before I started my "Give them 1 million dollars!" Policy.

Hym "That wasn't an insult by the way. The $5 thing just happened before I thought of the million dollar thing...."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

Does God speak to you?

No. It doesn't. The guy ASKING whether or God speaks to you doesn't believe in God and the ANSWER to him was "Yes. God talks to you. It's your conscience. That's God."

Dr. JeepJorp "Does God speak to you?"

Hym "If you don't BELIEVE IN GOD AS AN ENTITY WITH AN INDEPENDENT WILL AND A CAPACITY FOR DISCOURSE... NO... It doesn't. Do you, Not-Dr. Jordan Peterson, BELIEVE... That your conscience... Is a guy? Because for you conscience... To BE God... It would have... To BE A GUY... Is that what you think is happening there Dr. Jordan Peterson? Your conscience is a guy talking to you. That's what you believe?"

by Hym Iam February 2, 2024