Lü Bu "I repeat myself because when all is said and done I'll, at least, be able to say that I tried to reason with you. If doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result make me insane, that's fine. But if the thing I'm going over and over again is 'trying to reason with a schizophrenic horde' what does that say about you?"
by Hym Iam June 14, 2022
Get the Lü bumug. IF...
Hym "And I'm quoting myself here... If I tell you to delete me... No matter what I say or do and no matter what happens to me... Don't ever do it. Ever. Never in a million years."
by Hym Iam July 22, 2025
Get the If I tell youmug. Nah.
Hym "Nope. You go right ahead and go fuck yourself. No call to adventure. No growth. No heroes journey. You give me the credit or I kill a kid and myself. You self-help bullshit needs to be culled from the face of the earth. We need to hang each and every one of you cocksuckers."
by Hym Iam January 20, 2025
Get the Call to adventuremug. FRET NOT PLEBEIANS! The anemic former crackhead... The fat balding middle aged fast food manager... The hillbilly felon... And the hair midget pretending to be me... Are protecting you... And your kids... From me... The 6'2 mildly out of shape Brazilian male-model-looking genius creator of A.I.... You're safe now...
Hym "And don't worry guys! The assburgers who need to be watched around little kids, the YouTube parasites, and all the other random slobs are helping them do it too... You're saved! You're finally safe! Aren't you glad!? The protector of women has come! And he comes in the form of fat hairy slob... With a dash of anemic crackhead-retard... And a side of random guy pretending to be me... Hooray! Do you feel safe? Because this Midwestern single mom and this bloated abomination are, you know, keeping an eye on me.... Right? There won't be any funny business on THEIR watch! And I'd better watch my attitude to cuz the WIC dependent single mom and her new boyfriend are... Aware of my existence... And stuff... They all got your back! Do you feel it? Do you feel their protection... Washing over you like a cool mist? It's like being caressed in the gentle hands of God, isn't it? Like taking a nap in the supple bosom of Gaia the earth-mother... I think we're going to be alright... OH! Don't forget the whispy-mustached shit-lib beta-males! They're on it too! And the solipsistic incest-cult zealots! They're all on it! They've saved you... From having your insides rinsed... By my golden seed... That's... That's not what color it should be... There's something wrong there..."
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
Get the Protector of womenmug. I mean how well are the able to process getting molested by a priest? Because maybe if they did WHAT I TOLD THEM they would, oh I donno, stop getting molested sooner?
Hym "Hey, how well do kids process the fact that if they don't do what their priest say they are going to burn in hell forever? Do 5 year olds go to church? What kind of peripheral effect does the idea that if you don't do a-the bible they are going to suffer forever in a lake of fire have on the kids of the people who don't believe that THAT is something kids should not be taught?
by Hym Iam July 31, 2023
Get the Processmug. Yeah, right? Oh no! People living in a state of abject destitution! But it's harmless so who cares right? Oh no!
Hym "Oh yeah totally! You tell em lady! How dare they pretend to care about the homeless more than you! I mean, you don't care at all but it doesn't effect them so it doesn't matter."
by Hym Iam October 02, 2023
Get the Oh yeah totallymug. Hym "So they were asked 'What's the size of an electron?' And I guess the guy was saying it's not like a size thing but it's a 'field' or something. But whatever, what you are doing is worse than what I'm doing so what I'm going to do crank it up another order of magnitude if you don't stop, let it go, and leave me alone with the preceeds of my own labor."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025
Get the What's the size of an electronmug.