Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "Or do. But ttill me. Mostly about rape, molestation, and child murder. Hahahahaha... *sigh* Yeah, it's good stuff. And that shitty song plays on the speaker at the job I work at and the funny part is who fat is his cock? Because if he's got a fat cock then it's just me being right all along again. I know he has a propensity to date black women so clearly you're just fucking the fat cocks."
by Hym Iam July 1, 2025
Get the Or Domug. Nope! Nice try though. I said that the woke left was a "parody" of right wing moral rigidity. And, therefore, conservatives being fascist does not constitute me being wrong. SARGENT NEVER-WRONG!!! (I was promoted)
Hym "AH YES! The 'Hyper-genius.' He's a 'Hyper-genius' who lied and paid his way to the top and writes code that actually-proficient coders call 'a hairball'and had to replace. The 'Hyper-genius' who was corrected about something by one of his engineers, fired the engineer, and then fixed what needed to be corrected and took credit for the idea. The 'Hyper-genius' who is only 'a little bit of a fascist.' Yeah..."
Iam "Oh holy shit! WE WERE THE ANTI-ELON ALL ALONG!"
Hym "Huh? OH! We DID say that didn't we?"
Iam "No, look. We are an actual genius (by both definitions of the term), who doesn't even get credit for his own ideas, and actually helps people..."
Hym "... And he's a retard, who gets credit for OTHER PEOPLE'S work, AND exploits people! You're right! We were the anti-elon all along! Ahahahahahahahaa!"
Iam "Oh holy shit! WE WERE THE ANTI-ELON ALL ALONG!"
Hym "Huh? OH! We DID say that didn't we?"
Iam "No, look. We are an actual genius (by both definitions of the term), who doesn't even get credit for his own ideas, and actually helps people..."
Hym "... And he's a retard, who gets credit for OTHER PEOPLE'S work, AND exploits people! You're right! We were the anti-elon all along! Ahahahahahahahaa!"
by Hym Iam December 20, 2022
Get the Fascistmug. Oh no Theo Von! Oh no! You're being stolen from!? Your content is being pilfered and it's losing you millions? OH NO! But... What... I mean... You stole my joke about guys dating 500 pound women because their dicks are too big after watching whatever recording Jamhal posted about me without my explicit consent or knowledge but aside from that... WHAT COULD YOU HAVE POSSIBLY DONE TO DESERVE THAT!? WHY WOULD ANYONE DO SUCH A THING TO A GUY WHO STOLE A JOKE OFF OF THE LIL DICKY TV SHOW AND TOLD IT AS HIS OWN? OH NO GUYS! This is terrible! Go over to Theo Von's channel and help him out immediately guys! #JusticeforTheo. We need to do our part to speak out about stuff like this because IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYONE! GO! Go over there now! Help him! Help him immediately!
Hym "Oh no! Theo Von is being defrauded! You know what? Nevermind. Just ignore him and refuse to acknowledge that that is happening to him. That's probably the right call. Actually, don't even acknowledge HIM. And not me Hym but HIM him. Don't acknowledge him. Don't acknowledge what's happening to him. Just ignore him. He just wants attention."
by Hym Iam September 7, 2023
Get the Defraudedmug. Hym "Oct 25, 2023? I probably could have stopped that from happening. Whatever happened during the 7 days in that hospital is less effective than I am and I've likely already stopped a few for which I haven't gotten credit. And I would wager that the would be shooter that contacted that guy Jordan talked to in that one podcast is one of them. So, if you weren't so concerned with wasting my time on your frivolous sophistical nonsense (i.e. your bullshit values that are fabricated entirely by inferior minds), we would have 18 more pre-corpses shambling about. You (collectively) refused to admit that you are both useless and the impetus for your own destruction and because you're unwilling to do this your only option is to play at solving problems and fail perpetually. You will repeatedly attempt to jam the square that constitutes you values into the circle hole that constitutes the problems you're facing and the wages of sin will be death. And all because you both want to be the guy and are not AND don't want ME to be the guy and I AM"
by Hym Iam November 27, 2023
Get the Oct 25, 2023mug. When are your going to do what I want?
Fat bald faggoot "Why are you telling... People to murder children?"
Hym "Why aren't you talking about the targeted harassment? Is it because this is and always has been about turning me into the bad guy in perpetuity from now until I'm in a state of complete subservience and it has nothing to do with your child's safety and everything to do with making me feel inadequate because you know the second I figure out you're being preferentially selected for we are going to have a problem that only child murder can solve?"
Hym "Why aren't you talking about the targeted harassment? Is it because this is and always has been about turning me into the bad guy in perpetuity from now until I'm in a state of complete subservience and it has nothing to do with your child's safety and everything to do with making me feel inadequate because you know the second I figure out you're being preferentially selected for we are going to have a problem that only child murder can solve?"
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
Get the Why are you telling...mug. The REAL RESPONSE TO WORDS they want you to use instead for MuRdEr! They'll kill you for stealing from them and think that they should be allowed to... But if YOU say WORDS they don't like... They will STEAL from you! Should THEFT be the response to WORDS, Eric? And they will cover up the theft, cover for eachother as they steal, lie, and fuck someone who couldn't any more literally be THEIR OWN SISTER.
Hym "And that's why conservatives or libertarians claiming to be anti-violence is bullshit. They will kill you. Theft! They will steal like Peter Theil. Call him Peter Steal. And THEN they will try to get you locked up in an insane asylum. Just wait until they start raping. You accuse them. Bam! Your TV starts repeating the things you say back to you. The people in your proximity start doing it. Then you end up like the Epstein whistleblower. I mean, they have been covering for a genocide for years now. You think they won't cover for a little intellectual property theft? They steal. They lie. They are perfectly fine with the violence and the murder as long as it's happening to JACOB KNEELY or HYM. They shouldn't GET murdered but they should DECIDE who is or is not FINE TO MURDER like was it Jordan? Jordan kneely? They homeless guy that got strangled on the train for 15 minutes straight even though it only takes like 30 seconds to go unconscious and there were 2 other guys pinning down his arms and legs so he couldn't struggle while a guy was strangling him to death. Nah. Don't believe their shit. They just do want THEM to die. They want ME to get stole from. They want YOU to have rights that are somehow subordinate to THEM. Lie for eachother and to themselves until the end of time if you let them."
by Hym Iam September 15, 2025
Get the Theftmug. Hym "And if you're the bias expert you should, then, be able to understand that your kids aren't all that important and the only thing that matters to me is not letting you force me to work for the rest of my life after stealing from me. Because that is what you want to happen MORE then your kids not dying. I'm not doing anything you want and if you don't do what I want I'll just murder a child. You need to stop letting people interfere with my life or I'm going to start ending your kids."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2025
Get the Biasmug.