Hydra

Hydras don't paralyze you when they look at you. You're thinking of a Basilisk. Which kills you with it's gaze (traditionally) but there are some iterations that paralyze or petrify (like the Gorgon)

Hym "Which is why I call into question your ability to interpret text. The Hydra analogizes the futility of combating evil as, when you cut off one head, 2 more appear in it's place and to kill a Hydra you must strike at it's heart. The MORAL of the story is (obviously) that to deal with evil by killing evil people as they appear is fruitless (as 2 more will arse in their place). THAT is actually the argument AGAINST what the Jews were trying to do with Hamas. It's a lesson that some more solipsistic and authoritarian people can't seem to learn. But, rather, you have to get to the heart of the matter. Which is what you are trying to avoid doing now. You are standing there waiting for heads to pop up while you bend over backwards and blow smoke up your own ass. Telling yourself 'I'm ThE vAlIaNt DeFeNdErrrrrr! I'm PrOtEcTiNg ThE kEeEdS!' And that leads me to my next point."

by Hym Iam January 21, 2025

Initial Assertion

And no, it isn't an instance of "Well, you don't care about other people so why do you expect them to care about you?" Because...

Hym "My INITIAL ASSERTION was the YOU only ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT in a vague and abstract sense. That if you actually looked at the working class you claim to be for, you wouldn't like them very much at an individual level and would PROBABLY do something vaguely analogous to this. It's visible at a glance. Remember? The monologue from the Joker the I WROTE? That event 1... Or A. Event A is you (in abstraction or just the people around me in general) not giving a shit. Event B is the continuation of Event A. Event C is me not giving a shit. Event D is you saying 'If you don't give a shit why do you expect other people to?' Event E is you saying 'Well, if you don't give a shit then you don't get to suceed without me signing off on it.' That is the entire antecedent chain from the time I started writing until now. And I've already outlined the chain up until I've started writing. So, no. You're still dumb. I'm still smart."

by Hym Iam August 25, 2023

Not Ableist

Pretending you're a retard.

Wow that's Ableist.

I'm not going to pretend I'm equal to a retard just for the sake of being "Not Ableist". I could kill myself today and I will have accomplished more then that cripple by simply not being mentally deficient.

by Hym Iam October 11, 2020

At risk

The retard!? I WAS THE RISK! What the fuck are you talking about?

Hym "He wasn't just a sexual assault victim but a perpetrator who avoided jailtime by way of being retarded... And then was getting fucked by the staff and somehow had access to my email and stories about me from years ago and at times my where abouts... And it isn't just him but people I've never even met before! That retard is fine. He's literally having everything handed to him while everything is being taken from me, up to and including credit for the creation of A.I. Like, being rape-victim somehow absolves him of being worthy of contempt, regardless of what he does is horse shit. While I (simultaneously) necessarily contemptible regardless of what I do. It's bullshit. Just favoritism of the pitiful. You pity him. You DON'T pity Hym. That's all that's happening here. What is he at risk of? What are people going to do? Stalk him and harass him by mirroring the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia? Oh no! That would be tragic! What a terrible thing to do to someone! Way worse than what ACTUALLY HAPPENED to him which was free vivans and getting his dick sucked daily. What fucking risk? You people are fucking garbage."

by Hym Iam March 14, 2024

Justin vs Khabib

It's fantastic! I'm watching the highlights again and it's hilarious because Justin was piecing him up with the stand-up and sprawled the takedown but Khabib just TOOK HIM DOWN ANYWAY!

Justin vs Khabib

Justin *Spawls takedown* "No."

Khabib "No to your 'No' motherfucker. Yes!" *Proceeds to take him down anyway as though he did not just get his fucking takedown stuffed*

Justin "Gah! Oh God I'm being strangled!"

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

We know how to make AGI

Oh really? How'd you figure that out!?

Hym " 'We know how to make AGI now' he says! How'd you figure that out!? 'We DIDN'T! The greatest mind who has ever lived did it for us on urban dictionary!"

by Hym Iam January 07, 2025

Commit

I don't need to commit to women. You don't have the right to try and clamp down on my life to make a point about how men should have to commit to women. The fat cocks AREN'T committing to women and other men are raising their kids and feeding them with their taxes. You are fucking garbage and your slut daughter got her pussy-hole stretched by every fat-cock she interacted with and now you're trying to take it out on me.

Hym "Yeah, no, you aren't going to use me to make a point about how men need to commit to women. You'll pay for everything you used and if you don't you kids will die for it. You tried to cock block someone using his parent's emotional abuse. He threatened your kids over it. You used the threat as post hoc justification. I spoke out about it in a way you didn't like. You're trying to force me into compliance and make an example out of me. I won't allow it. I can and will guarantee that you some of your kids will die for it."

by Hym Iam April 04, 2024