And not the one you're thinking of...
Hym "It never ceases to weird me out and amuse me. We got marky marc. We got this chick (and, yes, that IS what I'm into). Weird. It's just weird guys. Creeps me right the fuck out. And then we got Dr. JeepJorp and it's like. You keep trying to make it about the things I say about women and retards but... I refuse to move past the people watch me all the God damn time. I know what I said Jorpson. I was there. I don't care. Like, my perception of reality isn't the problem here."
by Hym Iam February 17, 2023
Get the Marky marcmug. My phone is a piece of shit so I can't make or receive phone calls. Or this is someone else's doing in which case, they, are a piece of shit.
by Hym Iam April 01, 2022
Get the My Phonemug. Hym "Go Iam! Unleash your inner Psychopath!"
Iam "Unleash you? How? Why? Aren't you already unleashed?"
Hym "Yes."
Iam "I don't think people would like that very much."
Hym "I don't think they care either way."
Iam "Well, they don't but that isn't the point."
Hym "What's the point then?"
Iam "Well, they clearly think they are accomplishing something by doing this (because why else would they waste their breath). You antagonizing them isn't making it any better."
Hym "I like to stir the pot. 🤷 I don't really have any stakes in the game because I've been excommunicated. Might as well inspire the masses."
Iam "Well, I'm the one who's paying the price."
Hym "For now. Who knows. The future could be bright. And by bright I mean the world burns down."
Iam "Unleash you? How? Why? Aren't you already unleashed?"
Hym "Yes."
Iam "I don't think people would like that very much."
Hym "I don't think they care either way."
Iam "Well, they don't but that isn't the point."
Hym "What's the point then?"
Iam "Well, they clearly think they are accomplishing something by doing this (because why else would they waste their breath). You antagonizing them isn't making it any better."
Hym "I like to stir the pot. 🤷 I don't really have any stakes in the game because I've been excommunicated. Might as well inspire the masses."
Iam "Well, I'm the one who's paying the price."
Hym "For now. Who knows. The future could be bright. And by bright I mean the world burns down."
by Hym Iam May 18, 2022
Get the Unleash your inner Psychopathmug. Sex.
Hym "No, not having sex with the pillow you stupid bitch. You put it underneath your ass use it to prop up (much like woman are in society) your lower half further up off the bed to get a wider range of motion (for thrusting) and a better angle on the box. Ya know? So, if you're like, fucking a fattie on an old mattress that has worn down springs in the center... That will help with that... So, yeah... That's 2nd use for a pillow... So, uh... What's this about a beach? You got an Instagram or something? What's going on there?"
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
Get the 2nd use for a pillowmug. The scientists didn't make the AI though. So, CLEARLY I'm more brilliant than 'the most brilliant scientists in the world'
Hym "Yeah, you have the most brilliant scientists in the world but they weren't about to do the thing some random guy on urban dictionary did so we stole from him and then did an mkultra on him. All to cover up the blatant treason committed by whoever sold the breakthrough to China."
by Hym Iam January 28, 2025
Get the Scientistsmug. No, I reject that entirely.
Hym "No. I reject that by virtue of DESCRIBING THE THING THAT IS HAPPENING TO ME, I am somehow liable for the fall out. I outlined the problem and created a solution for you. You didn't want to do it because YOU didn't want me to gain materially and now you're MOTIVATION POLICING. That is YOUR FAULT. YOURS, fuck-face. You didn't want to do the thing so that is the byproduct of YOU not doing the solution that was presented to YOU. I'm in a blackbox and have NO CONTROL over anything that is happening outside of the COMMUNALLY IMPOSED SELF-REFERENCIAL ECHO-CHAMBER I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN TRAPPED IN FOR YEARS. So, no. Fuck you you piece of shit. Open the cage or I'll drag your bitch ass straight to hell with me. I'm not guilty of anything here."
by Hym Iam June 07, 2024
Get the Guiltymug. I like making the retard wait for shit. Because I think it's funny that he can't do it if I don't let him.
*retard in his retarded nasly voice* can I have blah blah blah?
*Wait*............................................
*Wait*............................................
by Hym Iam November 22, 2020
Get the Waitmug.