Thugs

Trump is already set to have a meeting with a guy that has murdered 10s of thousands of children. They're pals. He's going to shake his hand and everything.

Hym "And YOU voted for him. And YOU funded the child murder. So you don't get to tell me that you don't have to pay me for AI and/or get to stalk and harass me indefinitely under the auspices of a child murder that you (yourself) have instigating but also has yet to occur. You have already giving your money to child murdering thugs and your president is going to have a tea party with their leader."

by Hym Iam April 06, 2025

Guilt by association

HAHAHAHAHA! Mandatory association bitch.

Hym “Guilt by association!? Ha! That’s hilarious! But really. Look at yourself. A probably Jewish dwarf with a God complex. If not Jewish, Catholic. Probably got your bootyhole stretched. Why is the guy using my strategy telling me my strategy isn’t good? If it isn’t good, why are you using it? Streamline your revenue. Works better then what you were doing doesn’t it? You’re just listening to your betters. Which is what you should be doing. It’s what you were raised to do. I largely wasn’t raise so I don’t really have that defect. Oh hey, no one is coming to save you isn’t a good catchphrase. Isn’t it? Little boys getting molested. Locked down in their homes. Nothing to do but watch YouTube. Stumble across your channel. Just like I did. No one is coming to save them. What do they do? They listen to you instead of me. And look what happens. How many of them? Huh? Bet it’s more than zero.”

by Hym Iam December 02, 2022

Me Too'd

Uh-oh! UH-OH! RUSSELL! What happened!? Ohohohoho... THAT does not look good! Sounds like there's a rape-kit that coincides with one of the allegations and everything! That is not good. Hilarious too me because I get little-to-no recognition and am not a rapist but HE (on the otherhand) gets quite a bit of public recognition and SEEMS to be a rapist! There's, like, an irony element that makes it kinda humorous to me.

Hym "Ok. Let's jot down the chronology of events right-quick.... So I'm in the sex cult (Where women are almost certainly being brought to a retard who is there explicitly for sexual impropriety) and I have the sneaking suspicion that not only is my online activity being monitored but I'm also being monitored as I move throughout the community. I find that a movie is using my monologue and a DIFFERENT movie is using my punchline. THEN I'm fired from the sex cult. I hang up the cowl and go on with my life. Do some gig-work. Inflation hits. I live in a state of privation for an extended period of time. My car breaks down. THEN I find out people ARE AWARE of me and are likely aware that everything I've said is true. THEN I start seeing a bunch of ME-INSPIRED shows coming out.

THEN my content starts getting promulgated by a bunch of different creators without my existence being formally acknowledged. THEN an imiTATE-or unironically acts out my plan to become better than Joe Rogan (cam-girl site and casino) and becomes the most famous person on the planet by saying things I've said in the past and is promoted by the very same people who are actively cannibalizing me (in abstraction). THEN I'm mocked for being the guy who is having all of this taken from him. And ONE OF THE GUYS DOING THE MOCKING! Is an actual rapist (allegedly) and is running around, shoving his dick down 16 year old girls throats and drooling into their mouth-holes! But at least he apologized afterwards. I'm not qualified to talk to Sam Harris. But HE is. That's the world we live in. THIS GUY... Withholding information from me that would not only vindicate me but radically improve the quality of my live... Just so happens to be a rapist (Allegedly). Which would explain why he's not team retard. So... Here we are. We're fully caught up. This was supposed to be about Russell Brand BUT I felt like this would be a good time to recap what we're dealing with here. So, here I sit. Russell has been Me Too'd and I have done nothing wrong ever. I (a NOT rapist) could be hanging out with Chloe Grace Mortez right now! This is all kinds of horseshit!"

by Hym Iam September 18, 2023

GQ

Violence or the threat of violence.

Hym "You need to brush up on your psychology honey. Or go watch that GQ interview. Violence or the threat of violence undergirds all social interaction (between men). That's the thing the guy you 'love' said. You just admonished a guy for saying what (essentially) amounts to the same thing, dummy! Contemplating violence, insinuating it. All well within the Overton window. You're just side picking! Look at you!"

by Hym Iam July 30, 2022

Social media beef

Silly. It's just silly.

Hym "This social media beef thing that happens is a little bit silly isn't it? You know? Like, you fancy pants genius successful cultural icon types don't ever think about who the things you say applies to. You're not talking about me. You're talking about an abstract phantom. Which is why you (supposedly) shouldn't be held in contempt for the things you say. And you wonder why suicide is going up and shootings are going up. And it's not because people aren't being coddled enough or affirmed enough. That's not what I'm saying. There is this type of pernicious superiority culture. We're all climbing up the same ladder and the people at the top don't even have the decency to tilt their ass to the side before they take a shit. They just let it rip and drop down on the people on the lower rungs without even thinking about it. What would happen if I caught some of it and threw it back? What if I'm reeeeeal good at throwing shit vertically and dodging shit as it falls? What if it's literally the only thing I'm good at? The idiots at the top would get hit with their own shit 'WhAt ThE fUcK iS yOuR pRoBlEm!?' They wouldn't even be able to connect the dots. People love it though. People love being roasted. Told how fucking stupid and useless and fat and lazy they are. They eat that shit up. It's all in good fun. And if they don't like it they just don't have a sense of humor. And that's on them."

by Hym Iam June 03, 2022

Commonalities

What are some of the commonalities between liberal and conservative media? Do you know? You don't know...

Hym "You want to hear some of the commonalities between them? Alright. They both feint contempt for the status-quo while crediting activists against the status-quo as the problem in the country. They both frame perfectly reasonable people as deplorables. There is bipartisan agreement on issues that is never acted on (nuclear energy for example). Use of qualitative adjectives to frame situations in a wait that isn't necessarily untrue but doesn't accurately reflect objective reality and doesn't leave any room for the viewers to draw their own conclusions. It's almost like they're a negative feedback loop of nonsense designed to control the discourse..."

by Hym Iam January 18, 2023

Taking cues from animals

Well animals do it so...

Hym "So you're taking cues from animals... Rather than eternal Jewish dictators... And that's better to you? That's why I think Atheists are stupid animals. Because they literally are. So when I say 'For me to not murder your kids you need to not do this chimpanzee barking shit and you need to both recognize and pay for my contributions to society online or off' and your response with 'WeLl fOr Me To NoT mUrDeR kIdS i NeEd tHe OpPoSiTe!' One of us is being a retarded animal and the other is not. Are alligators psychopathic? No. It's dumb. Your morality is literally just 'Well, we're closely related to bonobos (or something) this is how bonobos behave so we're just gonna do that.' This is just how people work + determinism = 🤷 ♂️ thought terminating cliché (It is what it is. If you know you know. Bark bark bark oo oo ah ah tookie tookie)."

by Hym Iam July 05, 2025