Hym "The truth makes me feel bad so I rail against cynicism and recede into solipsism. Don't listen to the cynic or I'll have a mental breakdown, like Jordan. Better to fill your mind with positive sounding lies and then regurgitate them into the internet. Then, when you make money from regurgitating the positive sounding lies, you can pretend it's the positive sounding lies and not the getting pays to spout them. Then you have fucking gas station workers repeating the positive sounding lies without ever achieving the outcome."
by Hym Iam February 08, 2024
Get the Cynicismmug. Hym *Beep* *Boop* "Psychopath mode deactivated!" *Bzzerp*
Iam "What are you doing?"
Hym "............."
Iam "Hym? What are you doing?"
Hym ".........."
Iam 🤨
Hym *Psst* "I'm off... That's what they want... So I'm off now"
Iam "That's not how that works..."
Hym "I know! But they don't know that."
Iam "You... Alright... Whatever."
Iam "What are you doing?"
Hym "............."
Iam "Hym? What are you doing?"
Hym ".........."
Iam 🤨
Hym *Psst* "I'm off... That's what they want... So I'm off now"
Iam "That's not how that works..."
Hym "I know! But they don't know that."
Iam "You... Alright... Whatever."
by Hym Iam May 19, 2022
Get the Psychopathmug. Oh? How did you get that?
Hym "How'd you get a 2 year head start Sam? Ooooooh! Right... Greatest mind who's ever lived locked in you basement... Right..."
by Hym Iam December 19, 2024
Get the 2 year head startmug. Hym "A strong sense of (personal) justice is a trait of autism. I saw this in a YouTube video by... Kaelynism? Something like that... Which means I am... CORRECT AGAIN! The political landscape is just Austists vs Schizos!"
Autist "The numbers don't match! All the rates should match with all the other rates! Cops shouldn't exist but you should get arrested for being a RACIST!"
Schizo "They're persecuting me! They're persecuting me because I love Jesus too hard! Don't you see!? God told me that you have to do whatever I say forever... And IF YOU DON'T... Well, I just get to do whatever I want, don't I!? Heheheh...."
Autist "The numbers don't match! All the rates should match with all the other rates! Cops shouldn't exist but you should get arrested for being a RACIST!"
Schizo "They're persecuting me! They're persecuting me because I love Jesus too hard! Don't you see!? God told me that you have to do whatever I say forever... And IF YOU DON'T... Well, I just get to do whatever I want, don't I!? Heheheh...."
by Hym Iam June 25, 2024
Get the A Strong Sense of (Personal) Justicemug. I explained EVERYTHING I WAS DOING... AS I WAS DOING IT and Eric Rosen actually said something about it.
Hym "I said it initially and I'll say it again: My pseudonym is a Cartesian Duality Etymology Riddle. The solution to which is my first name and the HYM part is not a pronoun. It's not a pronoun thing. It's a reference to the power puff girls character HIM who is like this demonic transexual crab-man and I chose HIM 1. To make it a Cartesian Duality thing and 2. Because I am a Cancer and I have tits because when I was 9 my mother gave me a single dose of estrogen containing birth control. You let a sister molester steal my identity and use my theory of AI to create AI to enrich himself and Elon Musk helped him because I said SOMEONE ELSE was a retard bitch for mocking me in a manner the resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated which schizophrenia and that it's something that has been happening to me for years and is continuing to happen TO THIS DAY (and he is) and then you let an apparent rapist kickboxer use my likeness to become an internet popstar. I told you what to do to stop that before it was going to happen. I told you what I was NOT going to do and I told you what NOT to do in response to both the weaponized schizophrenia AND the use of my likeness and you DIDN'T do the thing that would stop it and you DID do the things
Hym "I said it initially and I'll say it again: My pseudonym is a Cartesian Duality Etymology Riddle. The solution to which is my first name and the HYM part is not a pronoun. It's not a pronoun thing. It's a reference to the power puff girls character HIM who is like this demonic transexual crab-man and I chose HIM 1. To make it a Cartesian Duality thing and 2. Because I am a Cancer and I have tits because when I was 9 my mother gave me a single dose of estrogen containing birth control. You let a sister molester steal my identity and use my theory of AI to create AI to enrich himself and Elon Musk helped him because I said SOMEONE ELSE was a retard bitch for mocking me in a manner the resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated which schizophrenia and that it's something that has been happening to me for years and is continuing to happen TO THIS DAY (and he is) and then you let an apparent rapist kickboxer use my likeness to become an internet popstar. I told you what to do to stop that before it was going to happen. I told you what I was NOT going to do and I told you what NOT to do in response to both the weaponized schizophrenia AND the use of my likeness and you DIDN'T do the thing that would stop it and you DID do the things
I told you NOT to do because you're a bunch of fucking idiots. You TRIED TO GET ME TO DO THINGS. I refused and said 'Nah, I'm just going to do this. This is enough.' And then Kendrick Lamar said it wasn't enough after beating his wife or something and it's just ImPoSsIbLe To KnOw WhO's RiGhT! I told you what I could do and what I'm willing and/or going to do in response to the weaponized schizophrenia and what to do to stop it OR what you COULD do to stop it and instead of doing either of those things you goaded on the things I said I would and am going to and willing to do and then didn't do either of the things I said you COULD do. Or if you did, you did it to the wrong person. In which case, you only have the person who locked me in the digital void we are all in to blame for THAT unexpected twist. You are actively too stupid to handle the situation I am currently in and I OFFERED to do it for you but you refuse to take my little baby dick because you are instead obsessed with giving me help I don't want or need in the capacity in which you are trying to give it and apparently you chose Noah. And now IT LOOKS LIKE you are trying to scapegoat everything on me even though I walked you through how this was probably going to go (and WAS CORRECT) a you just repeated the things I said back to me while all the things I said would happen... DID HAPPEN in the background........... So yeah... A Cartesian Duality Etymology Riddle. There you go."
by Hym Iam June 30, 2025
Get the A Cartesian Duality Etymology Riddlemug. BUT WHAT CAN A WHITE PERSON DO THAT A BLACK PERSON CAN'T DO!?!?!?
Hym "ASSOCIATE WITH RACISTS YOU DUMB SACK OF SHIT! And if all the WHITE RACISTS have everything... And the BLACK RACISTS have NOTHING.... THEN being a WHITE RACIST has a DISTINCT competitive advantage that only goes one way. So.... Yah. That's the thing... That they can do... That the other can't.... That's White Privilege."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2023
Get the White privilegemug. Hym "Oh shit, it looks like my little Nitro blew up your shit! You thing it was the trading time on your podcast for sex as a form of prostitution? You think that was it? That was the last clip I saw from the show. You think it was that? I donno. I couldn't believe he actually brought it up to your face! That's hilarious! He was all 'Trunks... Bulma... And even you Kakarot...' BANG! Demonetized!"
by Hym Iam August 19, 2023
Get the Demonetizedmug.