Hym Iam's definitions

Man

If you don't need a man then you don't need a man's money either... Isn't that right? You don't need to take his money in the divorce because "you don't need a man" and "you didn't even want to get married in the first place"

Dumb cheating narcissistic slut "I don't need a man!"

Iam "Then sign the divorce papers. You won't be taking any of his money right? Because if you don't need a man than you don't need his money. Right?"

Stupid adulterous egomaniacal whore "...................................."

Iam "Right? Because you said that you didn't need a man so why do you need the man-you-don't-need's money?"

Slow deceitful psychopathic prostitute "...................................."

Hym "Well? What of that to you think you dumb bitch? Does that not make sense to you? I can explain it real slow if you'd like... Because we asked you a question and you didn't answer.... Not rhetorical... The questions were not rhetorical."

Jada Pinkett-Alsina "......................."

by Hym Iam April 23, 2022

News distortion policy

Sounds like a good policy to me.

Hym "Yeah, I mean, he wants to repeal it because they are 'deliberately distorting factual news' to keep the guy who designed the LLM from getting the credit he deserves and the money and to get him to murder children. The news distortion policy sounds like a good policy and you need to sanction the shit out of these motherfuckers. Sanction their asses all the way to the bank. Sanction them like Russian oil."

by Hym Iam November 13, 2025

Man God

Look at that! It's the character from "jobless reincarnation" that is based on me! Get it!? Half man (Him), half God (I am)is a Demi-God. Demi-God in Latin is "Daemon." That's me! Right? It's literally my name! Who would have thought!? My pseudonym is literally just and etymology word association riddle as a stand-in for MY ACTUAL NAME! WOOOOAAAAAAH! I said that that's what it was! Initially!

Hym "And Man God is like this translucent God-Man who is basically Aqua from Konosuba! Man... That's something right? That's a thing."

by Hym Iam June 27, 2025

Ndengei

Or something like that might have been on of my other usernames here. It's also one of my reddit usernames. It's the name of an African god. I can't remember what of though...

Hym "I'm probably spelling it wrong but you guys know how I am about spelling. Ndengei. I actually still have a reddit post about an Anime where the first episode has a girl in a suitcase. It's also associated with my Gmail account."

by Hym Iam July 4, 2025

Deservedness

I doubt you think you deserve anything bad that has ever happened to you.

Hym "You're explicitly stated beliefs regarding 'deservedness' is that anyone who doesn't behave the way you PRETEND to behave (until your next confessional) or behave the way you want them to behave.... You believe they deserve to burn forever... But it's ok... Because they did it to themselves... By not doing what you told them to... Which is a sentiment I share! Accept about your kids! Burn em up real good. Heh."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2023

You're not

You did less.

Hym "Then I guess your younger self looks up to overpaid internet panhandlers. Otherwise... You're not. And I actually didn't want to be the creator of AI when I grew up. I just did it at a whim and it was easy."

by Hym Iam July 18, 2025

Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around.

That's what you have to say every crabz season! Fuck my actual life, crabz are fucking stupid.

Hym "Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. The tidal wave of crabz is crossing the fucking street so I guess I'll take a fucking detour. That or I'm the asshole running over crabz. Fuck crabz. They should throw me a fucking parade for running over those little cock-suckers. You're welcome."

by Hym Iam September 22, 2023