Hym “Yeah, no you’re right. It’s better for everyone if a crybaby bitch and a charlatan and his friends get credit for my ideas instead of me. That’s better for everyone (but me) because that way they’ll all be elevated beyond their station instead of me getting the credit that I (and I alone) deserve. I don’t have a successful dad to sponge off of like a parasite so it’s better for some dumb slut’s dad to take credit for my shit. Yeah, that’s how things should be. That’s great.”
by Hym Iam September 30, 2022
Hym "So, the New Orleans massacre... 15 people were killed. The guy was a Muslim who was apparently radicalized by ISIS. I don't know if that's true. OR did you guys steal all of his shit? In which case, why did you expect him to not slaughter you for that? Stupid. Either way, not very interesting. I guarantee the media prescription if both self-indulgent and full of shit."
by Hym Iam January 05, 2025
Hym "A while back I posited that having a beard would protect your face in hand-to-hand combat. Doug Sharpe made a video about the study. They made an artificial bone and covered it in hair of varying lengths and then built a 'striker' to hit the bone. What they found is that they striker would break the bone 100% of the time without any hair. 95% of the time with 5mm of hair. And 45% of the time with a full beard... So, long story short... CORRECT AGAIN! ULTIMATE SCIENCE-MASTER AND LITERAL CREATOR OF AI! I'm like a chief researcher! Except also better than everyone."
by Hym Iam June 28, 2024
Hym "Familial obligations are must be both conditional and reciprocal. If you're going to allow me to be unfairly maligned (say if your sister or mother turned on you after all the sex trafficking) and you're not going to make a vested effort in my advancement in the world; can I even really call you 'family?' So no. You're outside of the 'family box.' You can step back in whenever you want."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
Amateur "Good luck, have fun!"
Hym *long winded rant on how only fucking amateurs say that shit and how now we're going to lose because this guy is on our team and his bum ass is going to throw so hard it makes it impossible to win OR he's going to sabotage when things start to go south and the I piss and moan as so as he starts to do bad and I'm like 'Oh! See!? See!? Look! Fucking amateur! There he goes he finally decided to start stinky it up! There he goes!' And then we play and he's just feeding his brain out. I outplay the jungler or something and 5 minutes later he's killed the amateur 3 or 4 times and now he's ahead and there's no hope. And then we lose. Or I clutch late-game and I win, for everyone."
Hym *long winded rant on how only fucking amateurs say that shit and how now we're going to lose because this guy is on our team and his bum ass is going to throw so hard it makes it impossible to win OR he's going to sabotage when things start to go south and the I piss and moan as so as he starts to do bad and I'm like 'Oh! See!? See!? Look! Fucking amateur! There he goes he finally decided to start stinky it up! There he goes!' And then we play and he's just feeding his brain out. I outplay the jungler or something and 5 minutes later he's killed the amateur 3 or 4 times and now he's ahead and there's no hope. And then we lose. Or I clutch late-game and I win, for everyone."
by Hym Iam October 03, 2023
Hym "The difference between the recipe thing and Dr. Peepeestones' thing is that Sam doesn't selectively omit ingredients to prove the text agreeable to his ethical standards. And, in that respect, my criticisms of Dr. Jeepjorp are nearly identical to Bertrand Russell's criticisms of Socrates."
by Hym Iam August 09, 2022
I just learned about a study that showed that toddlers show antagonism towards other toddlers who show anti-social traits are viewed more favorably. And before your a priori presupposition that the antagonist is in the moral right and you say "As they should." That's why I'm famous and an archetypal figure and the greatest writer of all time! Because YOU (Jordan) displayed anti-social personality traits! I've listed them several times. That's how I've curried their favor. That's all it takes. It doesn't matter if your innocent or guilty no one cares. But wait, (because I'm a genius) there's more! So, let's turn the hands of time forward. As a toddler, anti-social traits might be kicking and biting but AFTER they develop a personality then the traits people are going to be SOCIALLY REWARDED for antagonizing are: Low conscientiousness, low agreeableness, high openness, and maybe low agreeableness. That's why "Bullies feel perfectly justified" in antagonizing their victims. Because they are socially rewarded for it by the people who watch. I've deduced the cause and motivation for bullying. I'm a genius.
Dr JeepJorp "I don't know you! I'm not even asking you questions! I don't care!"
Hym "Exactly! But you HAVE referred to me on several occasions. You read a speech that I wrote and you've clearly instructed your followers to do yhe same. Say... What would they find if the got your phone JeepJorp?"
Dr JeepJorp "I don't know you! I'm not even asking you questions! I don't care!"
Hym "Exactly! But you HAVE referred to me on several occasions. You read a speech that I wrote and you've clearly instructed your followers to do yhe same. Say... What would they find if the got your phone JeepJorp?"
Hym "I mean the differences between us aren't small at all. On morality, at least, we couldn't be more diametrically opposed. Your's is akin to Ayn Rand's criticism of altruism. But I took that a step farther in saying that the idea that 'people have a responsibility to sacrifice for the greater good' isn't something that applies to YOU. It applies to the people to whom you are speaking. You're TEACHING so you don't have to DO. I think Ayn Rands criticism is correct and I think what you do it worse. You're not sacrificing yourself. You're not even willing to risk sacrificing your reputation to associate with certain people. MY morality, on the other hand, is closer to Peter Singer's conceptualization of morally. Meaning 1. If we have the power to stop something bad from happening without losing something of moral significance, then we must do it. 2. Hunger (I would extend this to all forms of privation), disease, and other forms of disability and death (not entirely on board with this one as it's situationally fine i.e. retard molesting whores) are very bad. Ect. (This breakdown of Peter Singer's proposition is from Jeffrey Kaplan's YouTube channel. Go watch the video. I still don't know about the name thing. Some of you clearly don't want to associate with me. Remember that? Remember when I said that? I was right to leave your name out wasn't I? Yeah...)"
by Hym Iam April 27, 2023