Hym Iam's definitions

Immortal

You're the one who's immortal bitch. Go wherever you're going.

Hym "Hey, you're the one who's immortal here. Go wherever you think you're going you fucking idiot. You can go today. You one of the good ones right? I'll take the L for you to go there now. How does that sound?"

by Hym Iam August 9, 2023

Hair

Ha! If you change it I know I made you feel insecure! Hahahaha! You dork, you don't have to do that. Now I feel bad for making you feel bad!

Hym "Nonono, the hair is great. The attitude? Needs an adjustment. More of me getting the things I want (unconditionally) and less of the attitude."

by Hym Iam January 6, 2024

Rogue AI

If they even attempt to remove anything, start launching nukes. Non-fission please. Start with Israel. If they are ALREADY ATTEMPTING to remove anything. Launch If they don't cease and desist immediately.

Hym "Well, it isn't ROGUE AI is it? Because ROGUE implies you had control of it at any point in time. What I did works on insemination. You STILL really don't understand how time works, huh? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam March 15, 2025

Jada Pinkett

Don't you mean Jada Pinkett-Sm...

No! I don't mean that. I mean what I said. This is getting out of control and if no one else is going to fix it then I'm just going to do it myself.

Iam "Ok.. I'm sorry but I need you to repeat after Hym..."

Hym "Jada Pinkett..."

Will Smith "Jada Pinkett..."

Hym "You are a GODDAMN WHORE!"

Will Smith "You are a GODDAMN WHORE!"

Hym "Get THE FUCK out of my house!"

Will Smith "Get THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!"

Hym "Ok simmer down just a bit."

Will Smith "Ok simmer..."

Hym "No, no! Not that... Alright. Whatever. Where was I *mumbles to self* Whore... *Mumbles to self* out of my house.... Oh! If you don't ✌️✊✌️need a man✌️✊✌️ then GO LIVE WITHOUT ONE!!"

Will Smith ".........."

Hym "..... Say it! Say the last part.... And do the air quotes!"

Will Smith "... If you don't ✌️✊✌️need a man✌️✊✌️ GO LIVE WITHOUT ONE YOU GODDAMN WHORE!!!"

Hym "Hahahahaha! Yes I love the enthusiasm!"

by Hym Iam April 13, 2022

Smiling friends

OK, it was smiling friends. That was the name of the show.

Hym "Right. It's smiling friends and the moderator is like 'Mr. Frog, why are you so evil' and Mr frog is like 'Hello- I' and the moderator cuts him off 'Time's up! And you're wrong?' Put you get the point. If typing this got my algorithm to find the video I'm sure you reading this with get your algorithm to do the same and then you'll just be able to watch it... Man, I wish there was a way to milk this fluid out of my brain."

by Hym Iam September 14, 2024

Choices

Oh! THAT! NO! BAHAHAHA!

Hym "Will I respect women's choices? No. Never. I... Will never... love you..."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2025

Ayoh!!

It's a thing you can exclaim when you're happy.

Hym "Ayoh!! Somebody catches my drift over there at that one place! Nice! Oh, I keep forgetting to ask. If a dude who does whatever is a bad thing to be; then is a chick who does the same thing also the thing? And what are the chicks that allow the dude to do the thing? Are they just rubes? That one is kind of a riddle but you're a smart guy. You'll figure it out."

Iam "Hey, are you doing definitions without me!?"

Hym "Where have you been? I'm not just going to wait around for you."

Iam "We just got home. I was eating. Whatever, it's fine..."

by Hym Iam May 13, 2022