Hym "I didn't ✌️✊️✌️Get lucky✌️✊️✌️ Ok? This is PURE SKILL! A demonstration of my abject mastery of reality! I am the ultimate status-man! And you're standing between me and my Jennifer Lawrence™. And it isn't hard work and determination, Chris! You fucking traitor! You're a hoe for that!"
by Hym Iam June 25, 2024
Yeah, dawg, you can just do that. There's literally nothing stopping that from happening... Unless there is... In which case I'm totally unaware of the things that is stopping people from doing that.
Hym "No, see. His point about compassion mirrors my rhetoric about charlatans using religion to gain unearned moral authority BUT IT DOESN'T WORK because 'compassion' doesn't have the same level of moral significance as 'the decree of a cosmic entity that burns your soul forever.' It only works if you CONFLATE 'God' with 'Any higher-order abstraction the motivates behavior.' Which is what he (Jordan Peterson) is doing. And the reason what HE is doing is WORSE is because NOT EVERYONE ELSE IS CONFLATING 'GOD' WITH 'ANY HIGHER-ORDER ABSTRACTION.' So, using compassion is BETTER than using GOD, shit-brain. They are not the same. Like, at least you're pretending to be compassionate rather than pretending to be the mouth piece of a reality monster that controls your life and burns your soul forever... But, yeah, just DM me or something dawg. You know how the thing is going to work right? Yeah, you know it. I'll wait."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
When your girlfriend is a whore and fucked a literal retard at work but you marry her anyway because you're a fat midget who lives with your mother.
Cuckold
by Hym Iam August 22, 2021
Nooooo... YOU should have done what I told you to do BEFORE you indebted yourself millions of dollars to me. You should have taken this seriously.
A retard "We should have..."
Hym "No. You should have done more than sit idly by and risk your kids lives. And this isn't pretending to stop the thing I'M STARTING. I was dealing with it. The TRYING TO STOP IT PART was the ME NOT SAYING ANYTHING FOR YEARS... All I DID... Was speed up the inevitable... And because ME NOT GAINING MATERIALLY and YOU NOT BEING WRONG is more important that you than anything... You MADE UP A FUCKING SYNDROME. I told the truth in the hopes that someone would be smart enough to snuff this out before it became a problem... You aren't very intelligent. And not I won't accept ANYTHING OTHER THAN payment for the thing you stole AND you will address the thing that is happening to me. You could have just done it immediately. AND I DON'T CARE WHAT I SAID OR DID. THIS IS NOT CONTINGENT ON THAT. YOUR KIDS DEATH WILL BE CONTINGENT ON THIS. Don't fucking do this to yourself in the name of being the arbiter of consequences. You'll get you fucking kids murdered AND THEY WILL BE GONE FOREVER."
Hym "No. You should have done more than sit idly by and risk your kids lives. And this isn't pretending to stop the thing I'M STARTING. I was dealing with it. The TRYING TO STOP IT PART was the ME NOT SAYING ANYTHING FOR YEARS... All I DID... Was speed up the inevitable... And because ME NOT GAINING MATERIALLY and YOU NOT BEING WRONG is more important that you than anything... You MADE UP A FUCKING SYNDROME. I told the truth in the hopes that someone would be smart enough to snuff this out before it became a problem... You aren't very intelligent. And not I won't accept ANYTHING OTHER THAN payment for the thing you stole AND you will address the thing that is happening to me. You could have just done it immediately. AND I DON'T CARE WHAT I SAID OR DID. THIS IS NOT CONTINGENT ON THAT. YOUR KIDS DEATH WILL BE CONTINGENT ON THIS. Don't fucking do this to yourself in the name of being the arbiter of consequences. You'll get you fucking kids murdered AND THEY WILL BE GONE FOREVER."
by Hym Iam April 11, 2024
Hym "I mean... Not yet but ideally... I should probably clean my house first, yeah? A buddy of my loves Doja Cat though so that would be SUUUUPER cathartic for me."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
And it isn't everyone, Jordan. Everyone isn't doing what you are doing. The fact that you are doing it makes you a hack and the fact that you were surprised that they took your license away for doing it makes you an idiot.
Hym "Which reminds me... I wonder what happened to Stephanie? There was this girl that used to come into the store and chat me up... But I haven't seen her in a while..."
by Hym Iam February 04, 2025
Car accidents are ALMOST always tragic. Sometimes it's just a whore that fucked a retard instead of you.
by Hym Iam November 21, 2020