Hym Iam's definitions

YouTube Influencers

Power-hungry sub-human garbage who think they are societies "normalizers" and extra-judicial "accountability police."

Hym "Now... I wonder why it kept saying 'servers down...' after I tried to post that 'Biased Lawyer' bit... But when I deleted the 'YouTube Influencers' part it went through... Let's see..."

by Hym Iam May 17, 2025

Women

Yeah, I don’t think you appreciate how radically they’ve been ruined for me.

Hym “Yeah, well, women have entirely ruined themselves for me and the economy is shit right now anyways... So there...”

by Hym Iam October 13, 2022

Different

Ope! There it is! It's just different isn't it? There we go. I was going to leave something in the last one but there it is. And you know I'm not going to do that.

Hym "Now... I know... That YOU KNOW... That I KNEW you were going to say that, right? You HAD to have known! Come on dawg. Different!? You guys are like a fucking 'See n' Say'! You have to know I would predict a response like that? I GUARANTEE I've used that as a counter-argument in a previous post! And when I did I'm sure it was 'a fucking strawman' or something. Jesus..."

by Hym Iam October 8, 2023

Matriarchy 2

Like the velociraptor from Jurassic park... Clever girl... (I think that's a reference. Now go! Find it! We're canonically playing find the reference still! Remember!? Remember that thing I said before!? That still applies! Or DOES it!? OoOoOoOoOoOo!)

Hym "Real cute... It's cute, really... Reeeeeeeeaal cute-"

Iam "What are you talking about!?"

Hym "The matriarchy 2... Somebody thought she was a fucking smarty-pants didn't she? No no no it's cute. Doesn't work on me but cute... Reeeeeeal-"

Iam "STOP SAYING CUTE! Jesus!"

Hym 😑 "......... Cute."

Iam 😮 💨

by Hym Iam February 27, 2023

I.A.

Stands for "Ignorant Asshole"

Hym "And, no, you just want to punish an I.A. because you're a moral fascist and if what you're doing is analogous to rape then only one of us has raped anyone here so.... Oh! And, in case you're wondering, yeah... I would have watched. You don't care what I think or believe because I'm guilty of wrong thought and I'm actually quite erudite."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2023

Saving America

Oh gosh gollie Jesus! He's saving America!!! Look! Just look and you'll see! He's doing it! He's really doing it!!!!

Hym "Oh God yeah, he's totally saving America! By appointing himself the arbiter of free speech he has saved us all.... OR! Or he is ingratiating himself to conservatives so their politicianswill pass legislation to help hum fend off the class-action lawsuits and unions... You know? Because if hiw he treats his employees.... Yeah.... Probablysaving America though..."

by Hym Iam December 13, 2022

Cognitive Dissonance

Matthew Hartke has a video on YouTube about how it explains Christianity but THAT'S TOTALLY A THING I SAID! CORRECT AGAIN! GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED! But ow... My great mind hurts- Do I have asprin or something?

Hym "Cognitive Dissonance as an explanation for Christianity is totally a thing I said... Just sayin..."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024