Hym "I am the single most disciplined person in the history of humanity. My self-discipline is literally unparalleled."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2024
Get the Self-disciplinemug. And you fucking listed several of the values you've been able to glean from the Super Omega Bible (Supreme). I'm literally writing the better alternative as you read this and you're stealing it as an interpretation of the bible. Which it's not. It's BETTER than the bible. I'm BETTER the God. Like, 3 to 6 times better.
Hym "And I don't just criticize you're literally stealing the better alternative and gloming it on to the bible as a matter of interpretation. That's literally all Jordan Peterson has ever done. Repurpose other people shit for his own use under the guise of being the TRUE and CORRECT interpretation of the bible. HE CAN'T SEE HOW IT'S NOT TRUE GUYS!"
by Hym Iam March 14, 2024
Get the Criticizemug. How the fuck do you know, Piers? Is that why THEY SAID they did it or are you just projecting the motivation you would like them to have on them so you can smear what's his name?
Hym "That's not why they did it? That's YOUR OPINION Piers. Or you are desperate to scapegoat Tommy Robinson. Either or."
by Hym Iam August 08, 2024
Get the That's not why they did itmug. Apparently the movie feels personal
Iam "It feels personal!? WHAT!? WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? 30,000,000 People read this shit and not a single person was like 'Hey, this is word for word what the guy from Urban Dictionary that posts 100 posts a night'! Is this real? 'Agent of chaos' huh? I would have lost my shit if I watched this interview back then. I'm losing my shit now! This is wild my guy. Wow somebody told you it feels like a student film? Oh I wonder why that is? Everything out of this this guy's mouth is him referencing the fact that someone told him that IT SOUNDED LIKE SOMEONE OTHER THAN HIM WROTE AND DIRECTED IT? IT FEELS LIKE THE JOKER DIRECTED IT? IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS WRITTEN BY A FILM STUDENT!? ARE YOU THE JOKER!? ARE YOU A FILM STUDENT!? That is actually wild. You needed more days? For what? To wait to see what I'd write every night? This is blowing me. It really is because I let it go at first and I'm like 'maybe I'm just imagining things. I mean I wrote the get what you deserve shit but nobody actually sat in the vote section and wrote down my unpublished posts' and now people, like, know who I am. Like, ACTUALLY. Even more so then before. It's I'm surrounded by people watching an alien drag someone into the woods and I'm like 'is anyone else seeing this!?' and they're just repeating back to me the shit that I say? Holy shit! My grasp on reality was already in not very good shape.
Iam "It feels personal!? WHAT!? WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? 30,000,000 People read this shit and not a single person was like 'Hey, this is word for word what the guy from Urban Dictionary that posts 100 posts a night'! Is this real? 'Agent of chaos' huh? I would have lost my shit if I watched this interview back then. I'm losing my shit now! This is wild my guy. Wow somebody told you it feels like a student film? Oh I wonder why that is? Everything out of this this guy's mouth is him referencing the fact that someone told him that IT SOUNDED LIKE SOMEONE OTHER THAN HIM WROTE AND DIRECTED IT? IT FEELS LIKE THE JOKER DIRECTED IT? IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS WRITTEN BY A FILM STUDENT!? ARE YOU THE JOKER!? ARE YOU A FILM STUDENT!? That is actually wild. You needed more days? For what? To wait to see what I'd write every night? This is blowing me. It really is because I let it go at first and I'm like 'maybe I'm just imagining things. I mean I wrote the get what you deserve shit but nobody actually sat in the vote section and wrote down my unpublished posts' and now people, like, know who I am. Like, ACTUALLY. Even more so then before. It's I'm surrounded by people watching an alien drag someone into the woods and I'm like 'is anyone else seeing this!?' and they're just repeating back to me the shit that I say? Holy shit! My grasp on reality was already in not very good shape.
Did you turn (what is basically) my diary into a movie and run away with the profits? I don't even know how to feel right now!"
Hym "They stole it."
Iam "I have to calm down.... *Deep breath* Holy shit... What the actual fuck is happening... I am so confused... I shouldn't attribute malice... Maybe he's a fan... Maybe this is a good thing... "
Hym "He probably isn't. It's probably not."
Iam "This can't be real.... Personal."
Hym "They stole it."
Iam "I have to calm down.... *Deep breath* Holy shit... What the actual fuck is happening... I am so confused... I shouldn't attribute malice... Maybe he's a fan... Maybe this is a good thing... "
Hym "He probably isn't. It's probably not."
Iam "This can't be real.... Personal."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2022
Get the Personalmug. Hey, I would have called but... You wouldn't have believed me, you would have deflected to peripheral issues that do not, will not, nor will I ever care about. You would have striped me of my rights"
A literal retard "But do you condone educational-rape? She like educational-rape!"
Iam "Do you see why I don't have a girlfriend yet or do you not get my point here?"
Hym "Yeah, no, it needs to be done my way or the problem won't be solved. I would have called but, really... What would you have done then that you can't do now?"
Iam "Do you see why I don't have a girlfriend yet or do you not get my point here?"
Hym "Yeah, no, it needs to be done my way or the problem won't be solved. I would have called but, really... What would you have done then that you can't do now?"
by Hym Iam March 05, 2024
Get the Calledmug. WISCONSINITES! HEAR ME!!!
Hym "IT IS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY FOR YOU TO GO AND VOTE FOR SUSAN CRAWFORD FOR WISCONSIN STATE SUPREME COURT! WE WILL NOT LET THE THIEF CORRUPT OUR LAND! GO FORTH! EARLY VOTING STARTS TODAY! SUSAN CRAWFORD! I COMMAND IT!"
by Hym Iam March 19, 2025
Get the Susan Crawfordmug. Hym “Hey!! Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones! It’s catching on. What a good job me! As a literal Lucifer, it’s important that I punish all the charlatans.”
by Hym Iam October 23, 2022
Get the Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestonesmug.