Nepo Babies

What happened to the best person for the job? It should be the best person most competent person for the job. Is a thing you have said repeatedly. You don't actually care about meritocracy. YOU want preserve your ability to horde opportunities for yourself, your cronies, and your kids. AT THE COST OF EVERYONE ELSE.
Hym "If you don't have a problem with Nepo babies you don't actually have a problem with DEI."
by Hym Iam June 08, 2024
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Courts

I don't give a single fuck what the courts say and nothing is happening to our country. Our country is collectivizing to force the creator of AI to work a shit job for the rest of his life just like the rest of them. They get off on it. They don't hate ME. This is people who THINK they are better demanding equality from someone they KNOW is better. So, now they are trying to keep my life from being better than theirs by LYING and obstructing justice with this perpendicular game where they don't have to do more than create AI to 'beat' me. They lost the 100 meter dash and said 'ope, didn't have the camera on.' And not the witnesses are trying to drown me out with static. Because THEY DO NOT ACTUALLY CARE. THEY DON'T CARE! And when I get my money they are just going to pat themselves on the back for making it harder than it had to me so that they can tell themselves that AT LEAST they could manage that. They just want themselves to be David and me to be Goliath and they want to drag me down to their level. It's fucking play-acting. They have no stake in the outcome. They have no role in this.
Hym "And they are trying use numbers to sway the courts because they are petty and they just want to be able to tell themselves they have more than I do. I'm not being like the rest of you. You are trying as hard as you can to force my hand and I guarantee the second you do, you are going to regret it more than I EVER will."
by Hym Iam May 17, 2025
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And the fucking thumbnail is a human brain split into 2 hemispheres.
Hym "Oh geez guys! I WONDER WHO THOUGHT OF THAT!? THEY MUST BE A GENIUS! 'MIT gives AI the ability to 'reason like humans' with hybrid architecture!' says the article. That is brilliant! (It was me by the way I'm the genius)."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
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Words

That's a 1:30 minute stream where LITERALLY nothing other than "Slurs are bad but it's nebulous" and "Jordan Peterson wants Hym Iam to stop insulting his family and the broader community wants him out of the discourse."
Hym "That's a whole lot of words you're using there to mask the Jordan Peterson shilling going on there. Jordan Peterson had his life's works ripped apart by someone he considers incompetent and not he's colluding with social media shills and politicians to try and convince them that not only will I eventually LET YOU STEAL THE SOLUTION TO A.I. FROM ME but also that I WON'T MURDER A KID and than HE'S TOO IMPORTANT and you need to continue to allow him to be complicit in a targeted stalking campaign. LET IT GO! Jordan Peterson is a bitch. He KNEW he chose the wrong side of things after he had a mental breakdown and spent months crying like the bitch that he is. THEN he started laundering my content like the smug piece of shit that he is (thinking that no one would notice). And NOW this is nothing more than his desperate scramble to save his own skin. He's using he sycophants as plants. Hey, WHO WENT TO THE EXODUS 90 CAMP? Who was there? Why'd he stop pitching it? And then immediately after, all of the plants start rising to prominence. Whatever lie he sold to you about what he's doing isn't going to save you. When you strip away the constant reframing of this situation all you're left with is a fucking self-help YouTuber obstructing justice TO SAVE HIS OWN BRAND."
by Hym Iam May 19, 2024
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Neither do I!
A doofus "But I don't threaten kids though!"

Hym "I've never threatened any kids! I've told people exactly what would happen if I had to live like this and I've told them exactly what I would or would not do and exactly why I would do it. In explicit terms. The child death LITERALLY couldn't be any more avoidable for you! I've basically written an instruction manual on how to get me to NOT murder the kids and YOU DID THE OPPOSITE! If it isn't me validating your status hierarchy or your moral presuppositions... YOU DON'T WANT IT! You don't give a shit whether or not I walk outside my door and neck stab the little kids that always play basketball outside my apartment! That's all 'society' cares about. Not ME. There is no duty to me you're fulfilling. It's just getting your overlords to stamp my ticket into heaven or being the abstract phantom so I don't get in the way of the solipsists (which are just those same overlords)."
by Hym Iam May 02, 2024
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Death

Except I'm going to heaven forever! My behavior has been preemptively forgiven as a form of cosmic get-out-of-jail-free card. I'm the good one. And my reward is paradisal bliss forever.
Hym "It's not my death I have the problem with; it's the 'navigating lunatics who are complicit in my demise while I wait patiently to die part' that keeps me up at night. And that's why the school shootings. Because it's not that you're not protecting them hard enough and it's not that everyone need to collectively agree to give up their rights; It's that if stopping a school shooting has a result OTHER THAN the death of the would-be shooter you'd rather let the chips fall where they may then be complicit in a solution that benefits someone who doesn't deserve the help they would ultimately receive as a byproduct of an intervationary procedure."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2023
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You

Nope. That's why I use YOU (as an abstraction and in aggregate). I know you're practically a bald cripple so I'll explain it to you. YOU as "an abstraction" means "As an idea that represents someone who thinks what you purport to think" and "in aggregate" YOU" as a part of a group". You follow? Because it's unlikely that you're the only one who thinks what you think. I don't purport to know you at an interpersonal level. That's why I use "You as an abstraction and in aggregate" It's implicit (or impliket as Jordan likes to say) in the explanation.

Bald cripple "I don't care motherfucker"

Hym "I know! I don't care that you don't care! Since you like to remind me of the shit I said: Remember how I said that the age difference between you and your wife is the same as the difference between me and you daughter and that if I'm a pedo than so are you? That's hilarious! They got to be getting up there in age by now, huh? You think their boyfriends are going to do the thing? "I AM HYM!!!!" Right? Did they already do it? Are the hammer clowns going to come for them? I hope not. I would hate for that to happen."

Bald cripple "Now you know how the retard feels."
Hym "No. I don't. Because I didn't fuck Kendra M- Wait... Do you already know who she is? Does everyone? Should I say it? Nah... I won't say it... Heheheheheh... Somebody mentioned something about a contractual obligation to not mention me. It figures Youtube is owned by a woman. Hey, remember when you cried like a bitch after someone made that Nigger-guy compilation? Because you though you were going to loses everything? What do you think is going to happen to you if the half of the country that hates you decides to use this against you? How inextricably linked are we? You should seriously think about doing some of my jokes in your next set. Everybody who does it seems to kill with it and get positive coverage because I'm an objectively better comedian then you and a genius and a quasi-deity. Isn't that wild? That I can just be that must better than you in spite of all you hard work? Rendered completely meaningless. Just like a whore fucking a retard instead of you. All that hard work down the drain... Oh well I guess. Hey, give me a sign when they do the thing I need to make sure my minions are 'on it'. You know? Kay I love you buhbye!"
by Hym Iam March 12, 2023
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