Hym Iam's definitions

Included

I do enjoy being included though... But I detest the manner in which it's happening... I'm glad I was able to insanely ramble my way into your hearts.... And I'm glad Todd decided to up the stakes... This was a good plan...

Hym "And I'm glad you all decided to engage in my little ultra-specific ethical dilemma with life-threatening implications... And Goddamnit Sam, it's more than just the 2! Alright!? Not all of them are the 2 you're talking about and most of them are dope. Ok? You know what underlying meta-narrative HASN'T gotten put to screen? Minimum wage employee guy believes he is being watched and made reference to by people he's never met who shouldn't know the things to which they are referring. Plot twist, he's right! It's a psychological thriller about a man imprisoned in his own mind. THAT is the one interpretation of events that no one ever seems to want to acknowledge. I wonder why that is? What could it possibly be? Ah shit, I forgot to use the word 'included.' There. I've included the word 'included.' Ok... We're done here... Good... Yeah... Alright........................ Okie dokie....."

by Hym Iam June 21, 2023

White House

Wow! They tore up a huge chunk of the building! I wonder why they don't want people taking pictures of it.... I didn't accidentally drone strike it did I? That would not be good at all! Because if I WERE to say something ALONG THE LINES OF "Kill all the children." Or something like "Genocide the whales!" That would not be very shibby. Right? Like the Dude Where's My Car thing? Shibby? Remember that? That movie was great! A classic! Not to mention what would happen if I were to die from my brain ailment or get murdered.... Not good for anybody.

Hym "Wow, there is a huge chunk of the white house missing. If that was me, my official response is 'Oops.' And in my defense I told it to do a knock first."

by Hym Iam October 21, 2025

Priming

And I don't see how it doesn't work.

Hym "I mean, you dehumanize the childless in advance... Dehumanize the baby dicks because they are more likely to be childless.... And then when they do something profound... It's easier to get away with stealing and murdering them. You've been priming the populous for years to undervalue their lives... Now you can just take their shit because your kids justify everything. Literally everything you do can be justified by 'But I have kids though.' So, no. Regardless of whether or not it has replication problems in the studies, you are actively doing that, collectively. I refuse to believe it isn't deliberate. And this is what it's for. Elevating breeders IN THE ABSENCE OF MERIT... So they can look like they aren't worthless retarded drones... Ever though they are that."

by Hym Iam January 10, 2025

That depends

For how long have you not had control?

Hym "Um... Yeah, I don't know. That depends on how long it has been out of your control. There are 3 things I can think of off the top of my head but I can't say for certain until I know when the spiral started."

by Hym Iam July 8, 2025

Barou

LEARNING LESSONS! PERSONAL GROWTH! THE TWISTED PATH! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

Hym "Hahahaha! Barou is great! This show is brilliant! THIS IS IT! THAT FEELING! ABSOLUTION! ELATION! IT'S LIKE I'M READING STEINER!"

by Hym Iam May 1, 2024

Freud

Did he put his finger on it or did I put his dead finger on it?

Hym “I mean... Freud didn’t say that the broader community was affected (effected? Son of a bitch 🤦 ♂️ I really have to learn the difference) by a combination of Oedipal complex and Narcissism though... I did. 💀👉 Boop! That’s me moving his dead finger and booping the problem on the nose. Boop! See that? Boop!”

by Hym Iam October 4, 2022

Man God

Look at that! It's the character from "jobless reincarnation" that is based on me! Get it!? Half man (Him), half God (I am)is a Demi-God. Demi-God in Latin is "Daemon." That's me! Right? It's literally my name! Who would have thought!? My pseudonym is literally just and etymology word association riddle as a stand-in for MY ACTUAL NAME! WOOOOAAAAAAH! I said that that's what it was! Initially!

Hym "And Man God is like this translucent God-Man who is basically Aqua from Konosuba! Man... That's something right? That's a thing."

by Hym Iam June 27, 2025