Hym Iam's definitions
No, she's got the charisma of a turnip. Can't articulate a cogent point on literally any topic. She literally started the war in Ukraine with her own mouth by going there and announcing that they were inviting Ukraine into Nato. If she didn't know they weren't allowed to join Nato she's incompetent. If she DID know then she deliberately started a war.
Hym "Kamala Harris couldn't even beat Tulsi Gabbard. Out of all of the democratic candidates she was the least popular candidate. The only reason you were even able to win the last election is that you were allowed to watch the tallying of votes in real time and then just continue sending votes in, AFTER THE DEADLINE, until you won. A combination of a soft deadline and priming your autistic viewers into believing Trump is an existential threat. You just aren't going to win. You're not going to win against them. You aren't going to win against me. And you are all going to suffer the consequences of doing this to me and (beyond that) I am going to MAXIMIZE THOSE CONSEQUENCES TO THE EXTREME!"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2024
Get the Kamala Harrismug. Nooooo... Hamas killed INDISCRIMINATELY... They killed soldiers as well. So... Like an air stirke that kills 20% hamas militants and 80% civilians... Hamas when in and killed 20% militants and 80% civilians (and these aren't exact figures this is intended to serve as an example). Like, their bombs aren't getting in so they have to do it manually.
Hym "Nah, they were kind of doing it indiscriminately though, weren't they. It was like a low-tech bomb made of people. A Trojan Bomb we'll call it. That's actually a good name. THAT should have been the name of the post! 'Trojan Bomb.' It sounds good. I like that."
by Hym Iam October 19, 2023
Get the Indiscriminatelymug. Ooooooooh! The money generator!? Yeah, I forgot I did that! Ha! Humanity's greatest inventor!! Hahaha!
by Hym Iam July 23, 2023
Get the Copyrightingmug. Hym "So apparently THE REAL BARBARIANS were the JEWS all along! The Israeli ones! The Zionists! They are LITERALLY Human Shield using, homosexual sodomites! Is that not barbaric? I know I haven't sodomized any men. But the Israelis HAVE and they protested for their right to did it! It is official. I am the most moral person on the planet. I am the Ulta-man!"
by Hym Iam August 23, 2024
Get the Human Shieldmug. Oh, hey, I figured it out.
Hym "Why you keep calling it a scam, I mean. You call it a scam because you thought I was stupid and full of shit but, in reality, I created AI, you're the stupid one, and I was right about everything. You're just an egotist. And not even justifably so! I, at least, have the fact that I'm the creator of AI going for me but YOU? YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK YOU FUCKING BUM! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHY DO YOU SUCK SO BAD YOU STUPID BITCH!? AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! "
by Hym Iam May 4, 2025
Get the Scammug. It says nothing about open marriages because he was pretending to be me and is a rapist, Brett Cooper, and you are covering it up becaaaaause? She likes rape! Brett Cooper likes rape and covers it up on her podcast! Brett Cooper likes RAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!
Hym "Yep. She likes rape and is likely covering it up so she can blame open marriages. She knows she just doesn't want to share her fat-cock."
by Hym Iam August 30, 2025
Get the Open Marriagesmug. Hym “What do I have to offer? Before I answer I want to preface what I’m about to say and then I’m going to levy some follow up questions. Even if I had all of the money in the world you wouldn’t get a cent of it. You’re not particularly attractive and you don’t select based on self improvement. What exactly are your standards, objectively? And I don’t mean the standards you purport to have. I mean who have you ACTUALLY fucked that you think is better than me? And what about YOU makes you think YOU’RE interesting? There are literally movies and songs and anime about me. I’m interesting by default. The very content of my being has inspired more things than you’ll ever create. Genetically, I mean, I would say... genius intellect, perfect eye sight (neither of which you have), bone structure of a Brazilian male model. Socially? A rapier wit, profound dialogical prowess, and the ability to navigate exceedingly complex social situations... It’s not that I expect you to ‘lower your standards’ it’s that I don’t believe that you have standards outside of a fat cock and money. What I believe is that you are a whore with a fat cock discount.”
by Hym Iam October 16, 2022
Get the Self improvementmug.