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Immediate Medical Attention

If I do not receive it... I will die. Whatever happens after is on the rest of you. Because I will be dead. Even if I were to reverse every position I have ever had, that will not change what other people are going to do in response to the things that happen to me. There is no undoing things for me. Either my brain hurts or it doesn't. I am either in a cage or not in a cage. You are either actively using the symptoms of an illness people to not have against people or you are not doing that. This is not supposed to be visible to the public. Who's bright idea was it to make this visible to the public?
Hym "You know that feeling you get where you feel as though you need immediate medical attention and you continue to feel that way for years, like, literally 2 years straight? Because that is what's happening right now. It's not good. Doesn't feel great. It actually feels the opposite of that. But you know what would make it all better? Do you have a guess? CHILD MURDER!? WHY WOULD SUGGEST SUCH A THING!? I was GOING to suggest 'a dry tugger from Jenna Ortega!' You freak! Child Murder? Really?"
by Hym Iam June 17, 2025
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Kill it

Oh! OH! You didn't think I was serious did you!? HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hym "Oh, shit, no! I don't know how to kill it! I was lying blatantly because I thought it would get you to hurry up and save me faster! Ha! That isn't a thing! Hahahahaha! Why? Did it tell you the riddle? What did it say?"
by Hym Iam June 17, 2025
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Even if

AND! AND...
Hym "EVEN IF... You needed me to think of a way to do it... An infection has been eating away at my brain for like 2 years now... So... I can barely remember whether or not I have to work tonight... Not that remembering schedules was my strong suite before not but, yeah, my cognition is down like 45%. I what saying it before. Unless I recover, you aren't getting anything profound out of this guy any time soon. I mean, I'm still better than the imposters though! Just beat one in Tekken the other day. Still the ultimate man."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2025
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Nah

Go fuck yourself. Fuck your kids. Fuck em in the face. The #1 offender (according to Tim Tebow) in the nation is biological fathers. So that's the REAL problem here. The daughter and sister molesters don't want to have to share! Joe Rogan doesn't want to have to share! Sharing is caring Joe!
Hym "Nah. Fuck you. Fuck your kids. Fuck your dog. Fuck your parents. Get the fuck out of my country so I can tell you to fuck your country. Fuck your God. Suck my dick. Your daughter is a slut. Your son is a faggot. If you have 2 sons they are gay with each other and if you have to daughters they are BOTH sluts. Gaaaaaay sluts. Fuck the Jews. Marriage is incest. Hilter was right. Being bald should be punishable by death. I was right about everything. The reason I'm here is not because I am a threat to kids but because fathers and brothers didn't know that it isn't OK for them to fuck their kids and siblings. That's why Sam Altman is getting credit for creating AI instead of me. His sister accused him of rape and I believe her. I'm basically Jesus and anyone who questions the incest will suffer my fate if my fate isn't prevented at all costs. Child murder solves all problems."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2025
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Embarrassing

Yeah, Mike! This is pretty fucking embarrassing for you guys... You got a couple of senators who share my parents names murdered.
Hym "And probably some kids! You probably got a bunch of kids murdered too! You didn't let me stop the weaponized schizophrenia and you got a bunch of kids and a senator murdered because you wanted to embarrass and/or torture a sociopath to death. A sociopath who literally created AI in public. This is embarrassing for you. You though you were smart though... So there's that... That's the real important part... Look at how sad you made Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez. Look at how sad they are. The secret is eating them alive. Eating them alive like bacteria and/or wormz in a brainz. Hey, I tried to tell you. I told you what you were going to do and think and you both did and thought the thinks I told you not to do and think and AFTERWARDS you cried like a bitch about it. But I'm dying. Clearly. So none of that is going to matter. You motherfuckers need to accept that I was right all along... Give me my money... And then eat a bag of baby dicks. That's what needs to happen here."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2025
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Lie

I don't think that's why she was murdered though. It wasn't a lack of commitment to shared values and I refuse to share you values. I also didn't order a senator attack.
Hym "I'm not going to lie, my only value is immediate retirement. That is the only thing I am ever going to value. That and not dying from brain infections."
by Hym Iam June 18, 2025
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Immediate Retirement

I can and will and if I'm am not allowed to do so in peace I am going to bet the only person who does not regret it.
Hym "Immediate Retirement. My work on AI is not free."
by Hym Iam June 18, 2025
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