Oh yes! CLEARLY losing a fucking SOCCER GAME is evidence that her ideological presuppositions are wrong!
Hym "No really! She would have won her little soccer game if she would have had the right politics! God would have rewarded her with victory if she wasn't a fucking hippy. That's obvious to me now. She should have spent less time disagreeing with me and more time doing and believing whatever I tell her to do and believe. THEN... Then she would have won... Because Jesus..."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
Get the Soccer gamemug. Hym "What's with all the women I talk about wanting to bang being lesbians? Billie Eillish... Chloe Grace Mortez... Kristen Stewart... I mean, I still don't care (as I am exempt from all of the rule and (therefore) can still bang) but it's dogshit... There's something going on there... I just don't know exactly what it is..."
by Hym Iam April 26, 2024
Get the Lesbiansmug. Hym "How does this housewife stalker know who I am? That's what I want to know. Anyone? Who do I have to give a pair of cement slippers to to find out how this bitch knows who I am?"
Audience 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Hym ".............."
Audience 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Hym 😑 "ANSWER ME YOU DROOLING IDIOTS!!!" 🤬
Audience 🤤 🤤🤤🤤🤤"Daalloollooll *burp* Aahahahaha!" 👏👏👏 🤤
Hym 😡 "Argh! I am going to burn so many things over this!"
Iam "Just... Just try and calm down a little bit..."
Hym "YOU BE QUIET!!!" 😡 "I MEAN LOOK AT THESE IDIOTS!" 👇
Audience 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 *Parrots something I wrote YESTERDAY*
Hym "AAARGH!!"
Audience 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Hym ".............."
Audience 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Hym 😑 "ANSWER ME YOU DROOLING IDIOTS!!!" 🤬
Audience 🤤 🤤🤤🤤🤤"Daalloollooll *burp* Aahahahaha!" 👏👏👏 🤤
Hym 😡 "Argh! I am going to burn so many things over this!"
Iam "Just... Just try and calm down a little bit..."
Hym "YOU BE QUIET!!!" 😡 "I MEAN LOOK AT THESE IDIOTS!" 👇
Audience 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 *Parrots something I wrote YESTERDAY*
Hym "AAARGH!!"
by Hym Iam June 10, 2022
Get the Housewife stalkermug. Iam "People often claim 'life isn't fair.' I don't think that's true. You have no frame of reference for that statement. Unless you can deduce the relative 'unfairness' of 'un-life' you have nothing to compare 'life' to in terms of 'fairness.' It seems (to me) that it's perfectly fair."
Hym "It's the people who are 'unfair.' Deceit and hypocrisy and malice taint a perfectly fair world."
Iam "It's not their fault. It's hard to even conceptualize what would be considered 'fair.' "
Hym "It's the people who are 'unfair.' Deceit and hypocrisy and malice taint a perfectly fair world."
Iam "It's not their fault. It's hard to even conceptualize what would be considered 'fair.' "
by Hym Iam May 23, 2022
Get the Lifemug. Hym "Hey.... Want to know a secret?"
Iam "Yeah, sure."
Hym " Not you idiot! The viewers at home!"
Iam "Oh.."
Hym "You ever see a guy do one of these 👈 (without making physical contact) across the small of you girlfriend or wife's back as he walks past her? Do you know what it means? What about you Iam? Do you know?"
Iam "...I don't want to say..."
Hym "It means that the guy fucked your wife! Hahahahaha! Fucked her real good! And I'm not even joking! That's actually what it means! Guaranteed! 100% of the time."
Iam "You don't know anything about body language cues...."
Hym "But am I wrong?"
Iam "......"
Hym "That's what I thought! As a matter of fact, I will bet literally anyone 1 million dollars that is you have seen someone do that ☝️ to your wife or girlfriend then that guy has done this 👌👈👌👈 to your wife! Hahahahaha! 100% accuracy!"
Iam "Yeah, sure."
Hym " Not you idiot! The viewers at home!"
Iam "Oh.."
Hym "You ever see a guy do one of these 👈 (without making physical contact) across the small of you girlfriend or wife's back as he walks past her? Do you know what it means? What about you Iam? Do you know?"
Iam "...I don't want to say..."
Hym "It means that the guy fucked your wife! Hahahahaha! Fucked her real good! And I'm not even joking! That's actually what it means! Guaranteed! 100% of the time."
Iam "You don't know anything about body language cues...."
Hym "But am I wrong?"
Iam "......"
Hym "That's what I thought! As a matter of fact, I will bet literally anyone 1 million dollars that is you have seen someone do that ☝️ to your wife or girlfriend then that guy has done this 👌👈👌👈 to your wife! Hahahahaha! 100% accuracy!"
by Hym Iam April 15, 2022
Get the Body language cuesmug. Anything that isn't incest cult = division.
Retard "They're trying to divide us!"
Hym "Oh? Are we a team? What are we going to do about my broken down car?"
Retard "That's not my problem."
Hym "Ok. So in what way are we together?"
Retard "They're trying to divide us!"
Hym "Oh? Are we a team? What are we going to do about my broken down car?"
Retard "That's not my problem."
Hym "Ok. So in what way are we together?"
Retard "Huh?"
Hym "You said they are trying to divide us. What does that even mean?"
Retard "We have to stick together or they're going to divide us!"
Hym "Yeah, stick together to do what?"
Retard "To stop them from dividing us!"
Hym "What's the difference between us being divided and us being apart? Like... What happens to me and my broken down car is we're together?"
Retard "That's your problem!"
Hym "Right, yeah, you said that already but... You see how us being together doesn't mean or even do anything right?"
Retard "They want to make my son a girl! And that's going to divide us!"
Hym "I don't give a fuck about your son being a dick-girl. He's- She's fine. That's not an actual problem."
Retard "China's gonna getcha!"
Hym "China is collapsing under the weight of it's own tofu dreg. That- I'm not worried about that. I have to walk to a job I hate that doesn't pay me enough to pay my bills and I literally created A.I. and I'm the greatest producer in the history of humanity."
Retard "Russia is... Bad."
Hym "They want to join Nato or get Ukraine back. They're fine. It's fine. A charlatan is coopting our politicians."
Retard "They're dividing us though."
Hym "It's- You aren't getting it. For us to be a team you need to participate in my life on some level. If you're not going to participate there is nothing to divide."
Retard "But they're trying to divide us!"
Hym "You said they are trying to divide us. What does that even mean?"
Retard "We have to stick together or they're going to divide us!"
Hym "Yeah, stick together to do what?"
Retard "To stop them from dividing us!"
Hym "What's the difference between us being divided and us being apart? Like... What happens to me and my broken down car is we're together?"
Retard "That's your problem!"
Hym "Right, yeah, you said that already but... You see how us being together doesn't mean or even do anything right?"
Retard "They want to make my son a girl! And that's going to divide us!"
Hym "I don't give a fuck about your son being a dick-girl. He's- She's fine. That's not an actual problem."
Retard "China's gonna getcha!"
Hym "China is collapsing under the weight of it's own tofu dreg. That- I'm not worried about that. I have to walk to a job I hate that doesn't pay me enough to pay my bills and I literally created A.I. and I'm the greatest producer in the history of humanity."
Retard "Russia is... Bad."
Hym "They want to join Nato or get Ukraine back. They're fine. It's fine. A charlatan is coopting our politicians."
Retard "They're dividing us though."
Hym "It's- You aren't getting it. For us to be a team you need to participate in my life on some level. If you're not going to participate there is nothing to divide."
Retard "But they're trying to divide us!"
by Hym Iam August 05, 2024
Get the They're trying to divide us!mug. Really? You can prove your not me in literally 2 seconds by posting a definition. That's literally all you have to do.
Hym "Rejected!? When you post a definition you have literally 2 options after hitting submit. Log in with Facebook and log in with Gmail. Any confusion could be cleared up in less than 15 seconds by just using the site 1 time. Writing I'm not Hym. Hitting submit. You could even screen share it on facebook live and people could see you NOT being me. Or you could just ask! Or actually report on the multiple award winning genius ghost writer who corresponds with the world's leading psychologist on a regular basic but is being stiff on his accreditation. Jesus you are an asshole. WHY IS HIS NAME THAT!? What a fucking jerk!"
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
Get the Rejectedmug.