Tanked the economy

Hey... Hey, guys...
Hym "Wouldn't it be funny if every time liberals got into office we tanked the economy and blamed it on them? Heh... We could probably be pretty subtle about it and just tank it every time we lose and then hold 'a good economy' hostage so we can maintain the status quo. LIKE WE DO WITH OUR RELIGION! It'd be, like, the same exact thing except for politics!"
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
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Argument

Then, how did he celebrate Christmas Michael?
Hym "That's called 'No True Scottsman Fallacy' Michael. What you were going to say in response to that question. 'No True Scottsman Fallacy' Mike. That's also not an argument. So, he doesn't believe in Christ... And he celebrated Christmas any... So it isn't an option... It's a demonstrably True statement. Michael... Michael... If it isn't an incest cult, where did all the people come from? You have Adam... And you have Eve... We know how babies are made... How did you multiply 2 people into 9 billion? Incest. What do you call two people who share the same set of parents? Siblings."
by Hym Iam December 24, 2024
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Debbie Dingle

Hym "You see what I'm fucking talking about? I got fired from a paper factory for falling asleep on the job! And she's (debbie dingle) worth 8 million dollars! Did SHE create AI? No. But she'll let tech entrepreneurs steal it from me, won't she? Yes she will. She'll let your kids get stabbed over it too! How is she going to stop it? She's a-fucking-sleep! 8 million dollars to sit there and sleep. You can see them with glasses of whiskey and shit. They're getting drunk on the job. They are full of shit. Ever word out of their mouth about 'what we believe as a country is horseshit."
by Hym Iam May 17, 2025
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Nickolass

Oh? You want me to apologize to HIM? Why him and not the schizophrenic? Huh? I bet you didn't think of that, did you, ass skull? Why are you so hyper-fixated on the fat-cock one that was being validated by women and not the one I talked about cutting open and sleeping inside of like a ton-ton? Is it because you only give a shit about people who are validated by women?
Hym "Uh-oh! I bet we forgot there was, like, a whole as other guy there didn't we? We were so fixated on the fat-cock one that we totally forgot to feel bad for the other one, didn't we? Uh-oh! Doesn't look good! Looks like we're full of shit aren't we?"

An imbecile "Uuuhh uhh ummm uuuhhh I meant both of them!"

Hym "No you fucking didn't bitch! No you didn't! Didn't even consider it. Hey, yo, that's 3 of you by the way. Shilling for ole' Nickolass? But maybe 1 person brought up the schizophrenic. You didn't even consider the other one. Why? You don't give a fuck about 'mean to retard.' You give a fuck about 'mean to sacred fat-cock.' That's the think? Why aren't you alluding that you want me to apologize to the schizophrenic? You don't. You don't care. It isn't even about Nickolass. How about this? I'm sorry schizophrenic. I'm sorry I said I would cut you open like a ton-ton and called you fat. I didn't mean it. Nickolass? You can go fuck yourself with your own big fat cock. It'll reach. I believe in you."
by Hym Iam October 04, 2023
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Husband

Hym "Your husband is a dork Megyn and I could beat him up."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
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A Jesus

Remember how I was all "I'm closer to Jesus than you'll ever be" and now I'm like this celibate whipping boy who's being ritualistically cannibalized as a result of my perceived guilt? Yeah...
Hym "Right again about be a Jesus."
by Hym Iam May 28, 2023
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Stop killing kids

Says Candy O but if her religion is true then he ISN'T killing kids. The good ones are going to heaven and the bad ones are going to hell.
Hym "Therefore, killing kids only has moral significance if her religion is false. And IF NOT, and the religion is TRUE... He can't stop killing kids. Because he isn't. They are immortal. They have immortal souls. The religion leaves no room protesting the death of children because under the auspices of her own religion, whatever is happening to those kids is, in fact, whatever her God wants to happen. They are either burning forever in a lake of fire OR they were fast-tracked to paradise. And there is no in-between. She also has no moral basis for things like threatening children. Nothing in the Bible about threatening kids and there is A LOT in the Bible about murdering them. God regularly tells people to do it and/or sends bears to murder them himself. Tells Isaac to murder his son. Tells Jebthah to murder his daughter. Tells Saul to kill all of the men, women, children, and animals and then when Saul FAILS and has David do it. And it would be weird for Sodom and Gomorrah to be completely devoid of children or the entire world to be devoid of children before the flood... So... Yeah, no, but it DOES say something about not being allowed to steal."
by Hym Iam April 26, 2025
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