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Because they aren't fans of Jordan Peterson!
Hym "Why IS Jordan Peterson's male following diminishing!? What could I be!? How would anything Jordan Peterson says fix someone's relationship with their father? I don't know! Maybe it's because he doesn't actually give a shit about men! That he thinks he's BETTER than men... But wait... YOU'RE not Hym... So... I don't see how that works. I mean... He thinks he's a status-man and his status is no where NEAR my level of status... I CREATED AI! Bill Gates says it has a 2.3 trillion dollar valuation! I'm like a country! How much money does Elon have? I'm like 2000 billionaires! I'm more billionaires than there are billionaires! I don't know how many Elon's that is, like, 200 Elon. Eh... No.... I don't like that because it makes it sound like I'm 200 retards when really I'm just 1 maximum over-genius. But the REAL question is: Is Mikhaila Peterson a filthy slut who cheated on her husband with my ultimate creation The Imaginary Frankenstein!? I don't know! We CAN'T know anything according to Jordan Peterson!"
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
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Laughing

Hey, you know what I'M laughing at?
Hym "Do you want to know what I'm laughing about? Piers Morgan's wife needing a 'break!' A break to do what exactly? Get pumped by a fat cock? Probably! If you told me she WAS getting piped... I wouldn't doubt it for a second. Ha! I haven't seen her though. Is she fuckable? I don't care enough to Google it but... I don't know. A break. Why would you need a break from that guy, I wonder?"
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
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THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF ME! Where as people are going out of their way to make it look like I'm shit for free....
Hym "Elon is a retarded fraud who pays people to make it look like he isn't shit and is rumored to have manufactured his 1# on the Diablo leaderboard (By paying someone to play for him) and got exposed while playing Path Of Exile 2."
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
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Explaining

And that's what this is about folks.

Hym "A psychiatrist explaining something he knows is not true to an audience who is only there to reinforce the idea that I'm not of sound mind so they can justify taking my rightsbaway and than CRYONG LIKE A BITCH BECAUSE HE KNOWS HE'S LYING! Why are you fucking crying on Destiny podcast? Because he knows that what he is doing is wrong. His entire life hinges on him doing the wrong thing so that he can 'defuse the bomb' but what they have yet to consider is that they are only helping you to undercut your relationship to me. In the absence of their spite, they would be doing for you exactly what they are doing for me. Nothing. And then they will convince you to be a relationship-guy because that is the false dichotomy predicated on a lie of ommission they've sold you. You'll either be an angry man (who created AI and had it stolen from him so that people who don't what their success to seem trivial can continue to be exalted by people the don't actually give a shit about) OR you'll be a happy wife and kids guy (50% of the time like Steven (either Steven) or be an unhappy wife and kids guy and your wife cheats on you with a fat-cock).
And the 2nd ommission will be that there is a 3rd option where your cock is fat and you just fuck all of the women. And they'll set you up to do that so you don't murder their kids when they successfully steal all of my shit and leave me to die... Unless they missed some. But that's your life now. You're part of a contain blast radius. And psychiatrist cries in front of everyone and lies to himself that it isn't his fault or that he needs to do it or it's just better for everyone but really... Really, he knows it's worse... It's worse for everyone but the pretend special people NEED it to be worse so they can continue to be special. Try explaining THAT to your kids."
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
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Why did the Jews kill Christ

Did you figure it out Sam? You figure out why the Jews killed Christ?
Pam Seeder "That's a fucking Jewish bigotry! You can't do that! Harumph!"

Hym "You're missing the point either deliberately or because dumb, Pam. Why did the Jews kill Christ? Well... Because if there is one thing that people hate more than anything.... It's someone who can do seemingly impossible things as though they are trivial... And you don't really care about innocence or or guilt... 'Christ should have to answer to ME!' They say. But he refused to. So, maximize his suffering. Kill him. Coopt his thing so that the Jews can control the ancillary and tertiary followers. You torture and kill the primary followers. But the people liked his thing. His promise of immortality. So, you steal that for yourselves. Then you do have to give em more fish. You don't even have to figure out how to do what Jesus did! It doesn't even matter anymore because if their immortal... It doesn't matter when the die! He did it! Jesus killed death! And now we don't die!"
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
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Stop

I... Will NEVER... Stop.
Hym "I'm not every going to stop, kike. If I die... Before I get the credit and the money... I absolutely want as many of you kids as humanly possible to die with me... To the digit. The maximum amount, literally. It really is the only way. You breeder fucks... Are absolute gaaaaaaaaaaaarboooooooooooo! Garbage. Literally the only person who has ever been worse than a breeder.... Was the Golden State Killer... Who was a breeder, a rapist, and serial killer. If you cannot accept that you are worthless subhuman garbage... Really, as many as possible."
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
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Priming

Hym "I mean, you dehumanize the childless in advance... Dehumanize the baby dicks because they are more likely to be childless.... And then when they do something profound... It's easier to get away with stealing and murdering them. You've been priming the populous for years to undervalue their lives... Now you can just take their shit because your kids justify everything. Literally everything you do can be justified by 'But I have kids though.' So, no. Regardless of whether or not it has replication problems in the studies, you are actively doing that, collectively. I refuse to believe it isn't deliberate. And this is what it's for. Elevating breeders IN THE ABSENCE OF MERIT... So they can look like they aren't worthless retarded drones... Ever though they are that."
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
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