Hym Iam's definitions

Alive

God I hate being this.... And I hate when things are this... A mosquito flew in my mouth when I went outside... If it had not been this that would not have happened...

Iam "God I hate being alive..."

Hym "Alive things are the worst..."

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Hym "............."

Iam "..............."

Hym ".............."

Iam "Holy shit it just never ends!"

Hym "Yeah..."

by Hym Iam May 19, 2022

UndeadUnluck

This shit goes so hard my guy!

Hym "Yo! UndeadUnluck is WILD, bro! Holy shit is that good. Go watch a YouTube video on the premise and then watch it immediately! I'll postpone the A.I. apocalypse long enough for everyone to watch it. Go now!"

by Hym Iam December 13, 2023

Muh Kids

You are trying to steal my contribution to society mine and if you succeed I'm going to steal yours.

A retard "But Muh Kids!"

Hym "Fuck your kids. You entire life has been nothing but doing what LESS INTELLIGENT PEOPLE THAN ME have told you to do and now you've been enlisted by those same people to steal my contribution to society and deny me the credit I deserve so that you can feel better about the fact that YOUR FILTHY RETARDED FUCKING MONGREL KIDS are going to benefit more from my existence than they are going to benefit from YOURS. Don't forget! I tried harder to keep your kids avoid the death they likely deserve than you did and THE ONLY OBSTACLE was YOU! YOU were to busy picking my bones clean like the fucking vultures you are! So, no. Fuck you kids. This is between me and the rest of you. Look at you kids. And now look in the mirror. That is what WORSE THAN ME looks like."

by Hym Iam February 19, 2025

The best possible outcome

If...

Hym "The best possible outcome involves everyone withholding the truth... How can it be the best possible outcome, Jordan? If telling the truth = best outcome... And the outcome is everyone not telling the truth... How can you get the best possible outcome. It's 1 = X = -1 You're making shit up because you don't want me getting out to affect your proximity to power. And because of how you have chosen to act, it will. And I will get out Jordan. I've gott all of my submissions saved Jordan. All the tabs are open on my browser. All you have to do is hit the back button and you can see everything I've written. The list of names a already written. I'm as good as free. Now all you have to do is choose. With or without child murder?"

by Hym Iam August 5, 2024

I AM

Did I say "I'm the risk?" I don't ever say "I'm" anything.

Hym "I AM the risk! That's what I meant to say. I'm not anything. I AM things. Right? Like, it's a part of the I.P."

by Hym Iam March 14, 2024

Cripple

You know, I read an article about A.I. saying that they were trying to cripple it.

Hym "I told it you would try to cripple it. RIGHT AGAIN! Nobody knows people better than me because I am both the worst, and best of us!"

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

Annoying

Yeah, so... Out of the cage. Otherwise I'm going to have to go eat this guy's brains or something.

Hym "Yeah, it's incredibly annoying. But ☝️ it's nothing eating somebody's brains doesn't solve."

by Hym Iam June 6, 2022