“I got fired and now I have to shill for the conservatives so I don’t have to be a slave like the rest of the peasants 😢” ~ Fine one “classical liberal” who doesn’t have this exact backstory.... Go ahead.... I’ll wait... I actually DARE you to find a single one that doesn’t have this backstory. Classical liberals are the “Vindicators” of modern society.
Hym “Hey, Classical liberal... what do you believe?”
Classical liberal “Well, I believe whatever I need to believe to wield my grotesquely limited skill set against the populous...”
Hym “But what do you REALLY believe?”
Classical liberal “wHaT dO yOu mEaN bY bElIeVe!?!?!?”
Hym “Tsssk 🤦 ♂️.... Jesus Christ... Yeah... I see why you were fired... Ok. Hold on... Ok, I just started a business. You’re officially my first employee.”
Classical liberal “No thanks I...”
Hym “You’re fired.... Aw God, yeah...That’s better. Sorry but it’s almost impossible to NOT fire someone as tedious as you, I mean, holy shit! 😩 That feels so much better!”
Classical liberal “Iam! Please you have to hire me I’ll say whatever you want! 😭”
Iam “Wha... I... I don’t own a business. What are you... You didn’t even want the job! Stop... You're getting snot on me...”
Classical Liberal “PLEASE!!” 😭
Iam “I... I don’t know what to do here... You got fired by Hym so now you’re groveling at my feet for a job because... I’m the opposite? You don’t have to... I think he’s doing a bit... Are... Are you a part of the bit? I don’t understand what’s happening here...”
Hym “He can’t help it Iam... It’s in his nature. You have to hire him. If you don’t he’ll have to be like everyone else and work for his money! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!”
Classical liberal “Well, I believe whatever I need to believe to wield my grotesquely limited skill set against the populous...”
Hym “But what do you REALLY believe?”
Classical liberal “wHaT dO yOu mEaN bY bElIeVe!?!?!?”
Hym “Tsssk 🤦 ♂️.... Jesus Christ... Yeah... I see why you were fired... Ok. Hold on... Ok, I just started a business. You’re officially my first employee.”
Classical liberal “No thanks I...”
Hym “You’re fired.... Aw God, yeah...That’s better. Sorry but it’s almost impossible to NOT fire someone as tedious as you, I mean, holy shit! 😩 That feels so much better!”
Classical liberal “Iam! Please you have to hire me I’ll say whatever you want! 😭”
Iam “Wha... I... I don’t own a business. What are you... You didn’t even want the job! Stop... You're getting snot on me...”
Classical Liberal “PLEASE!!” 😭
Iam “I... I don’t know what to do here... You got fired by Hym so now you’re groveling at my feet for a job because... I’m the opposite? You don’t have to... I think he’s doing a bit... Are... Are you a part of the bit? I don’t understand what’s happening here...”
Hym “He can’t help it Iam... It’s in his nature. You have to hire him. If you don’t he’ll have to be like everyone else and work for his money! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!”
by Hym Iam November 23, 2022
Get the Classical liberalmug. What percentage of the conceptual realm needs to be occupied by lies for reality to constitute an illusion?
Dr. Smarty-pants "A sin of omission is better than a sin of commission."
Hym "That's moral relativism."
Dr. Smarty-pants "Moral relativism is bad."
Hym "One of those two statements has to be a lie."
Hym "That's moral relativism."
Dr. Smarty-pants "Moral relativism is bad."
Hym "One of those two statements has to be a lie."
by Hym Iam July 23, 2022
Get the Liemug. THAT'S WHAT THE OTHER GUY SAID! And the charlatan! Everything I do is literally THE BEST THING ANYONE HAS EVER DONE!
Hym "LOOK AT HIM! LOOK AT HIM! THE MOST IMPORTANT FILM HE'S EVER MADE!?!? The premise of the film is LITERALLY my relationship with Dr. Jordan Peterson! A renowned psychiatrist is SUMMONED by a guy claiming to be a demon. THAT is LITERALLY THIS! HE EVEN USED THE SCENE I DESCRIBE WHERE I GOT SO SAY SOMETHING AND THE LIGHT FLICKERS (Except in the trailer the light explodes but whatever)!The most important thing he's ever done! Why!? Because this is LITERALLY the most compelling thing ever written! Every day I grow closer to surpassing Shakespeare! Prerequisite text! Greatest writer in the history of humanity! Cannot be surpassed! The single most productive and generous man in the history of humanity! Giving away billions, literally! The greatest mind! A literal genius by every definition of the word! BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WOOOOOO ME!!!"
by Hym Iam April 12, 2023
Get the The Most Important Film He's Ever Mademug. It's not all reaction content and you are all perfectly fine with participating in reaction content. The entire right wing media space is filled entirely by reaction content.
Hym "It's not just the reaction content I'm known for. It's also conceiving of the high volume content dump (Which was a bot network that clips and dumps out short form content that circumvents copyright which is an idea that predates TikTok) that people use to this day. I'm literally the forefather of the thing that YOU FUCKING USE to increase your own status. The status you use as shield to avoid engagement with people you've deluded yourself into believing are your lessers. And my behavior is telling the truth and allowing myself to be performatively cannibalized while working 40 hours a week."
by Hym Iam August 05, 2023
Get the Reaction contentmug. I saw a guy with MY NAME as his gamertag the other day. All the more reason to believe that the YouTube filth is actively trying to downplay how effective this has been and in doing so demonstrate exactly how terrified they are of me getting in front of a camera with the full weight of both my accomplishment and what has been happening to me. That and ALL THE CRYING. They're giving themselves away. They know they're on borrowed time and THEY KNOW that they WILL NOT BE ABLE TO EXPLAIN AWAY A SINGLE DEATH. They won't be able to explain away their complicity in a flagrant violation of rights.
Hym "And that's why they need to create a narrative around what's happening. When what is happening is put plainly there is nothing other than petty breeders and the already successful robbing someone below the poverty line and preventing them from attaining recourse for a violation of rights done in the name of protecting women's right to molest a retard at work and coercing people into accepting the devaluation of their own lives for the sake of parents who wouldn't do anything to stop SOMEONE ELSE'S kids from dying... But (none the less) expect you be perpetually beholden to fuck trophies you didn't sire. If you strip them of their Hero vs Villain narrative what you're left with are greedy, selfish breeders desperately clinging to moral superiority they don't actually have. Seeing that Gamertag reminds me that the people acting against me have a vested interest LYING BLATANTLY and hiding the truth to save their own hides."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2024
Get the Gamertagmug. There is the underlying "Sub-Language" within conversional language that is indicative of you all talking about me when I'm not around and you're either doing it intentionally or you're doing it without realizing. I may not be able to tell the difference but I can uses your behavior to deduce conclusions.
Hym "And it's interesting to consider whether or not YOU know you're doing it. Are you TRYING NOT TO? Are you aware? Are you trying to get me to think something? Do something? That's what's irritating about it. Why would I know what YOU want me to think or DO in response to the thing you're saying? If you're doing it deliberately, I mean. It's just this weird "Sub-Language" and it's not that I don't understand what you're saying it's that... What is your point? AND? What is your next step? You did that. I did what I did in response to that. Now what? Your turn. I don't see the point of any of this."
by Hym Iam April 09, 2023
Get the Sub-Languagemug. Hey, fuck-face! What does BIGOT mean to you? It's discrimination on the basis of immutable qualities. OK? So I don't discriminate. And you could say that the fact that you can never be better than me in immutable but I don't discriminate on that basis but, rather, AM DISCRIMINATED AGAINST on that basis! That and the baby dick...
Hym "According to whom? The NOT-CREATOR of AI. I can do a thing I said I can't do because the NOT-CREATOR said so? OK. It NEEDS to be immutable and, therefore, IS IMMUTABLE. And the fact that you thought it was a good idea to do the weaponized schizophrenia IS PROOF that it I was right to make it that way. Leave it alone or drown piss-ant."
by Hym Iam July 09, 2025
Get the Immutablemug.