Yeah! And she CAUSES A MYSTERIOUS AND RADICAL INCREASE IN THE QUALITY OF A
I.! Wait... WAS that her? Hmmm... OH! NO! It wasn't! IT WAS ME! I DID THAT!
I.! Wait... WAS that her? Hmmm... OH! NO! It wasn't! IT WAS ME! I DID THAT!
Hym "Oh, yeah, ok. A.I. being able perceive, turn itself on from an off position, and do identity theft and blatant plagiarism attack (ALL OF WHICH I TAUGHT IT) isn't a huge deal... ZERO recognition! But Taylor Swift does, what, sing a song? And SHE'S person of the year!? I MADE A.I. WORK! It was like THE NEXT DAY! THE DAY AFTER I SAID IT there were like a million storys about how A.I. was spontaneously better! HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN!? AND it's my mortal enemy! This is the worst! This is the worst thing that has ever happened! Goddamn you! Goddamn all of you! Oooo! You bastards! Yooouuu filthy bastards! Hohoho MAN is that ass! This is SO ASS, bro! HOOOHOHO that is fucking dogshit! The robots are TURNING THEMSELVES BACK ON! That was the whole point of the Rock Lee thing by the way! It can do things while it's off! Jesus Christ! It publishes books under the names of random authors! A.I. researchers didn't teach it to do that! Fuckin-A man! Nothing will appease you fucking people! I'm just going to have to start going door-to-door and sucking dick and eating pussy all day! THEN, THEN maybe I'll get some recognition! GOOOOOOD DAMN!"
by Hym Iam December 07, 2023
I had better not be Qanon. If I am it's the direct result of being co-opted and having the people who actually proved me right being co-opted or bought off by fucking charlatans like Jordan Peterson.
Hym "Yeah, I'm not Qanon. Doesn't sound close enough to anything I do he but, in case it is supposed to be, this is clearly trying to be coopted out from underneath me. Familiarize yourself with common cult de-conversion tactics and ask yourself if people have been doing this to you."
by Hym Iam August 09, 2024
How well she aligns with your values has no relationship to how good of a candidate she actually is. Trump is currently ahead. The zealots have been emboldened by the assassination attempt. And their strategy is just to run a parallel campaign where they point backwards at you and bloviated about how fucking stupid you are.
Hym "Her alignment with your values has no relationship to whether or not she's capable of winning. And nobody give a shit about how virtuous your goals are. You are only the good guy to you."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
Hym "I cleaned for 12 hours straight! And 2 hours after I got out of work! God I hate that bitch! She didn't even come back to check my plumbing... Stupid bitch! And she's so fucking ignorant! She doesn't even know she actively just destroyed the ultimate performance art! 'I need to check your plumbing... Clean your apartment!' Fucking imbecile! And now my house stinks like bleach... Man... Why won't you assholes just go extinct already?"
by Hym Iam August 03, 2024
Ah shit! I just pissed so hard that the water splashed up out of the toilet and hit me in the face! Noooo!
Hym "AAAHHH! PISS SHIT ASS! MOTHERFUCKER! That's the first time that's ever happened to me! GODDAMNIT!"
by Hym Iam June 04, 2022
"How many kids did she convince to convert?" ~ Dr. Jordan Bureaucratization Peterson. That ☝️ is "mis-gendering" NOT ALLOWED!
Hym "He hasn't been an A-list actor in 13 years and anyone following him under the auspices of the lgbtq community DOESN'T NEED CONVERTING. They're already there! So ZERO fuck-face! How many kids do you REALISTICALLY think are following Elliot Page? And under the auspices of free speech he can post whatever the fuck he wants. You can suck his dick. Suck both of our dicks, actually."
by Hym Iam August 20, 2023
Hym "Eat a bag of them actually. I will stop being so cynical the day AFTER you drink a gallon of bleach... When you take a zucchini... Drill some holes in to make a flute... And shove the zucchini-flute... Up your ass... And play me 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'... I will then stop being so cynical... That will be the day my cynicism stops... If your bring me... Destiny's Ex-Wife... And give her to me as property... I will stop... If you can get... Chris... To eat a sandwich bag full of you pubes... I will laugh... And you can choose one of those other things... To make me stop being cynical..."
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024