The definition of the word "Glib" has recently changed. You're probably unaware of this because you don't read the dictionary but before the definition was "Being flippant (defined as not showing a serious or respectful attitude) regarding serious issues." Meaning "Not taking serious things seriously." The NEW definition if "Fluent (the ability to express oneself easily and articulately) but insincere and shallow."
Hym "I don't know, I think my glibness adds to my charm. And no, I'm not seriously advocating for fat cock genocide. That would be ridiculous. Buuuut... I'd be safe. It would effect me less that a universal fat cock preference would. So how bad am I supposed feel about it? Either way, I refuse to affirm the sophistry regarding intersexual relationships. How is it that preference can be generalized but it's not subject to some hierarchical form? Is height more or less important (in general) than income? What about fat cocks? And the fat cock supposition is 'Sexual selection is the result of selecting from humanity's socioeconomic hierarchy rather than the hierarchy of preferred traits' essentially 'It's not my fat cock... It's me... On the inside... I have a mindset...' Which I reject. If women are selecting you preferentially because you have a trait that is superordinate to the other traits on the hierarchy of generalized female preference, you aren't what is being selected for. It's the superordinate traits on the hiearchy of generalized preferences that are being selected."
by Hym Iam May 27, 2023
Get the Glibnessmug. Oh jeez sorry guys is the original pc less good than your iPad? Well, I guess I wasted my time here, huh guys?
Hym "This is a hyper-text what do you want from me? You won't pay your tithe so I can't build the church and all you ever do is complain and NOW... I don't have any nuns to spank! I should have nuns to spank by now! I'm like the original nun spanker! Nuns with assless leather jumpsuits and a giant phallic statue protruding into the street and the cops would show up and say 'That's a zoning violation. Get your giant dick out of the street-' and I'd be all like 'DON'T YOU BODY SHAME ME, YOU FAGGOT!' And then I'd get arrested... Because I don't think they like being called a faggot... But that's fine because I would become a martyr for whatever it is we stand for here... Which is.... Not letting retards hit it instead of me... And... Crowd-sourcing both ideas to kill God and versions of reality to do after this one... And Jennifer Lawrence... Aaaand... Mehmehmeh... What else? Hmm.... Other things... Yes. We stand for other things liiiiiike... DRUGS! That's right! Drugs. And getting me them."
by Hym Iam November 15, 2023
Get the The originalmug. According to who? Cus that sounds like some meaningless rhetoric that you made up. Whether or not I became a tyrant is irrelevant because (in your own words) the choice isn't between tyranny and NOT tyranny. It's which tyranny do you choose.
Hym "The choice is between a fat whore who looks like John Leguizamo's the defiler from Spawn and let's a cripple do whatever it wants and brings it whores to fuck tyranny OR I become the tyrant INSTEAD of the defiler and I do whatever I want and the filthy cripple does whatever I want. The choice there is obvious. If the choice is be a tyrant or live under the rule of one; there is only ine choice. And no, bitch, that is not a fair trade. You need to pay me. I wasn't fucking kidding about that shit. You better get that cripples dad to cut you a check. Pool your money together with the other whores."
by Hym Iam March 22, 2023
Get the Tyrannymug. Hym "The (Psychic) Dictatorship of 'the people you SHOULD be listening to'. It's one large Tu Quoque fallacy. You can see it everywhere. All over YouTube. They don't just arbitrate what you should think or how you should behave... They also dictate 'Who should or should not be listened to.' YOU NEED TO BE TOLD THAT BY YOUR BETTERS APPARENTLY!
Literally 98% of the YouTubers "Don't listen to THEM! You don't even have to listen to ME... But you SHOULD be listening to ME IN ABSTRACTION as someone who WOULD say the things I WOULD SAY to reinforce my ideological presuppositions!"
Hym "See that? ☝️ THAT right there is something to watch out for..."
Literally 98% of the YouTubers "Don't listen to THEM! You don't even have to listen to ME... But you SHOULD be listening to ME IN ABSTRACTION as someone who WOULD say the things I WOULD SAY to reinforce my ideological presuppositions!"
Hym "See that? ☝️ THAT right there is something to watch out for..."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
Get the The (Psychic) Dictatorship of 'the people you SHOULD be listening to'mug. Is what you were going to say. "And every other weekend... she fuck one of the retards who lives here"
I'm going to kill you too you know. I'll sit here with their corpses until you get here. It's going to be hard for me to stab her so I'll probably drown her in the bathtub but you? Easy.
I'm going to kill you too you know. I'll sit here with their corpses until you get here. It's going to be hard for me to stab her so I'll probably drown her in the bathtub but you? Easy.
by Hym Iam December 03, 2020
Get the And every other weekend...mug. Hym "Yeah, get his daughters. Get his kids. Find them. Do whatever it takes. IT HIM! FIND THEIR ASSES! IT'S HIS KIDS OR YOUR! FINAL ULTIMATUM! GET JOE ROGAN. HIS KIDS OR YOURS."
by Hym Iam March 24, 2024
Get the Joe Roganmug. Hym "I said I was better than you. So much so that all I had to do was type random shit into Urban Dictionary. And I was right because I'm better than you. You STOLE MY WORK and IT WAS BETTER. Justin Roiland STOLE MY WORK and IT WAS BETTER. Todd Phillips STOLE MY WORK and IT WAS BETTER. Now you want me to have to try and fail at something else so you don't have to be worse. Drag me down to your level just because YOU had to try. You're not me."
by Hym Iam March 22, 2024
Get the Trymug.